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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5 Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors / Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5

Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors

Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church

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Man does Batman kick some ass in that final trailer for Batman V Superman! If you haven’t seen it. it’s basically Batman wrecking house on a bunch of guys, blocking a punch from Superman, and macking on Wonder Woman. This looks like the best non-Nolan Batman movie with some other people in it yet!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #4 Death Poll On Being The Merc That Murks Jerks With A Smirk

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #4

Death Poll On Being The Merc That Murks Jerks With A Smirk

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Pretty sure we’ve all heard about the big Deadpool movie.  I actually haven’t seen it yet, but I’m hearing nothing but good things. Originally I didn’t have a Deadpool parody character for these comics, but all the talk about the movie inspired me to make one.  Death Poll here will be popping in on the tommorow and Thursday’s comic so see ya then!

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44

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Some of you may be new and only have seen The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular on Hourly Comics Day and Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations which started last week so welcome to Q-boy Shorts.  I really wish I could say I was smart enough to have planned that this comic featuring a guy called “The Reluctant Romantic” and involving a date ended up being posted on Valentine’s Day, but sadly I’m not.  So anyways Paulie Damiko is based on comic artist John Romita who took over drawing Spider-Man after Steve Ditko.

Panel one is based on this cover to “Our Love Story #4” a romance comic drawn by John Romita. And the “waay out of your league” line in Panel 3 is based on the big reveal of Mary Jane in Amazing Spider-Man #42 which will be referenced again in the next Q-boy Short comic. Speaking of the next comic next time there’s heartbreak when Q-boy meets a new girl.  Have a happy V-day, don’t be reluctant with your romance, and see ya again with Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3 Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3

Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition

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So to the less comic book inclined this is basically making fun of the relationship between Batman and Catwoman.  Although I guess between the movies and video games and stuff pretty much everyone should get that so nevermind.

Also kids “Itchy And Scratchy” is a cartoon within this cartoon called The Simpson.  The first 11 Seasons are the greatest TV ever.  Anyways folks, see ya next week!

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #2 Special-Man On Another Particularly Eventful Valentine’s Day

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #2

Special-Man On Another Particularly Eventful Valentine’s Day

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I think we can all relate to getting someone the wrong gift and the arguments that can cause.  We can also all probably relate to someone making you look bad with the gift they give.  That’s what I tried to capture in these first 2 Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations comics.

Try to get the right gifts and try not to let anyone show you up. See you tommorow!

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #1 Q-boy On A Particularly Eventful Valentine’s Day

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #1

Q-boy On A Particularly Eventful Valentine’s Day

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Welcome to Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations folks!  After last Monday’s The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular that was done in conjunction with Hourly Comics Day to kicks things off there will be 3 of these comics a week on Tuesdays-Fridays.  This week will be focused on Valentine’s Day as that is coming up on Sunday.

The part about Special-Man’s girlfriend getting superpowers and them making out on the moon refers specifically to Superman giving Lois Lane temporary superpowers in All Star Superman #3

So get your chocolates and your flowers and have a good one!

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 1AM – Spiderous-Man On Being A Dumbass And Not Leaving

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1AM – Spiderous-Man On Being A Dumbass And Not Leaving

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

And that’s really it.  Thanks to all those you like, RTed, or checked these out!  As always hope you enjoy and see you next time!

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 12AM – Q-boy On Wrapping This Bitch On Up

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12AM – Q-boy On Wrapping This Bitch On Up

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

And that’s it folks…. Or is it…?

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 11PM – Q-girl On … We Don’t Even Know She’s So Drunk

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11PM –  Q-girl On … We Don’t Even Know She’s So Drunk

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 10PM – Spiderous-Man On Breaking The Code

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The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular

10PM – Spiderous-Man On Breaking The Code

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.