Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

I’ve said everything I have to say about “The Flash” and “Supergirl” so let’s move on to the other “DCComics” “CW” shows. Say what you want about “Arrow” but that show is ballsy. It straight out tell you “no this guy is actually a serial killer and his quest is hypocritical”. They walk it back a little to keep the show going, but they still. Ballsy. It reminds of “Angel” in way. The same sort of “we may never be able to atone, but we try anyway” attitude. That’s a good thing. The best of these shows take from “Buffy” and “Angel”.

“Legends Of Tomorrow” is a show that has fun with its concept. Does it make sense most of the time? No. I’m sure it doesn’t even follow the established time travel rules of other show. What it does is give you cool moments and situations so you don’t care. This season is a dramatic improvement over the first. This show went from what could might have been the weakest show to what might be the best. In one season. Give them a round of applause!

Tomorrow Special-Girl, and Hazard Hands return to talk with The Minstrel and Slowku. They get into some of the issues brought up last week about kissing. Also the topic of marriage comes up. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

I usually write these comics for the week on Sunday night. At some point earlier in the week I have a general idea what I want to do. This week I knew I wanted to have something about the “Justice League” trailer. I also wanted to make fun of that “Supergirl”/ “Flash” musical thing. The main theme of the week was the kissing and choking stuff. As I mentioned yesterday I got this idea from tweets from @thegoofyartist . What I’m getting at is I didn’t go in thinking “I’m going to have squirting joke” in Thursday’s comic?

What ends up in the comics is what happens when I develop a “rhythm” for the characters talking to each other. “This character says this”. “This leads to that”. “Oh man that would crazy”. Voila! You get “yada yada squirting”.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow there will be another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

Before I get into the comic I gotta say something. It’s a sad day when a “Spider-Man” trailer gets me more hyped than “Justice League’s”. “Justice League’s” trailer got past the “this is going to be terrible” phase into the “this might be good” phase. “Spider-Man’s” trailer got me to the “I want to see this” phase.

Enough of that, on to today’s comic. The idea for this one came from some tweets from Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist . It started with a couple tweets about “how people came up with kissing is weird”. Then a tweet that was a “Sailor Moon” meme about choking. It was such a weird trasition it sparked this.

Can’t lie she’s kind of a gold mine for my warped little brain. This is the 3rd idea she’s inspired. The first was last year’s hoiday special where I had her be a character in it. You can see that here http://bit.ly/qbxmas3 . The second is a BIG story I haven’t started yet that I’m still mapping out in my head. IF I do it, it will be a story that sorta sums up the storylines going on in this comic including:

• Special-Girl (“Supergirl”) as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches
• The rumor that The Minstrel (“Harley Quinn”) is actually Kellyanne Conway
• & Where clones such as “Weirdera ( female “Bizarro”) and Fiddy Fo’ (“X-23”) come from

And all that came from her mean mugging while dancing with a “unicorn” filter. What can I say? My brain does weird stuff. Tomorrow all these guys are back except Slowku to talk more about choking… It gets worse… Hope you enjoy and see ya then

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands,

Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

On Saturday the new trailer for “Justice League” came out. There’s actual hope now this movie won’t be terrible. The action actually looks good it doesn’t seem as bleak as the other “DCEU” movies. There are still problems though which include:

• As implied in this comic the attempts at humor are still weak
• There was no way this was going to change, but everything about “The Flash” is wrong and his costume looks stupid
• “Mera”, “Commisioner Gordon”, and random Atlanteans and Amazons made it into the trailer. This looks like a lot of wasted time on non-relevant characters.
• Still no sign of “Superman”. If they’re still saving him as a surprise then why? Everyone knows he’s gonna be in it. If he’s going to be in it a little bit that’s gonna be dissapointing.

Oh and if it wasn’t clear that “Flash”/”Supergirl” musical crossover thing was awful! Tomorrow…. Things get weird as Slowku and Freedom Female replace Apex and Quickie. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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