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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 227 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Fiddy Fo’, & Spiderous-Man On Ratchet And Clank

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Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 227 –

(Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Fiddy Fo’, & Spiderous-Man On “Ratchet And Clank”

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As I mentioned before, “Perfect” Spiderous-Man is my version of “Miles Morales/Ultimate Spider-Man”. It took me a long time to figure out what I wanted to do with him. Suddenly it hit me. He should be the nice kid who gets famous and goes completely off the rails. He should look like a mumble rapper, hang out with thugs, and always be on a combination of several drugs. He should be the guy who seems like he’s determined to die broke. Since I established a while ago that this character owned the “Spiderous-Man name” this makes sense cause a lot of the time this is what happens to kids who get sudden fame and money. Spiderous-Man is a loser who can’t win despite his best efforts. “Perfect” Spiderous-Man is a winner who can’t lose despite his best efforts… Until he does…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 188– Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On The P@&$^ Commercial

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 188–

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On The P@&$^ Commercial

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Wow. Pepsi stepped in it with that commercial, huh? Guess we all learned a couple things here. One, don’t use serious subjects to sell products. Two, which is more important, stay away from Kardashians.

Enough of that, let’s talk some “X-men”. So over the last couple weeks I read “X-men: Prime” and “X-men: Gold” 1… I can’t express how much I want to like “X-men”. “X-men” was one of my favorite things ever for the longest time. Now it’s hard even read ABOUT what’s going on in “X-men” nontheless the actual comics.

So “X-men: Prime” is an entire comic about making “Kitty Pryde” the leader and moving the school to central park. Do they fight anyone or do anything exciting? Nah. Setting up those two things is pretty much it. Alright, starting out rough already.

“X-men: Gold” 1 is… Ya know what I can’t get past one thing in this. There’s a character named “Prestige”. Now I assumed this was a new character. No. This is “Rachael Summers”.

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There’s a dumb explanation why she shouldn’t go by “Phoenix” or “Marvel Girl”, but “Prestige”?! Why not go by “Rachel Summers” then? Also her costume is terrible. Other than that it was… Meh! Not great, not terrible.

Tomorrow, Special-Girl and Hazard Hands return. They talk with The Minstrel and Slowku about… Well it somehow becomes about asexual reproduction. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

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I’ve said everything I have to say about “The Flash” and “Supergirl” so let’s move on to the other “DCComics” “CW” shows. Say what you want about “Arrow” but that show is ballsy. It straight out tell you “no this guy is actually a serial killer and his quest is hypocritical”. They walk it back a little to keep the show going, but they still. Ballsy. It reminds of “Angel” in way. The same sort of “we may never be able to atone, but we try anyway” attitude. That’s a good thing. The best of these shows take from “Buffy” and “Angel”.

“Legends Of Tomorrow” is a show that has fun with its concept. Does it make sense most of the time? No. I’m sure it doesn’t even follow the established time travel rules of other show. What it does is give you cool moments and situations so you don’t care. This season is a dramatic improvement over the first. This show went from what could might have been the weakest show to what might be the best. In one season. Give them a round of applause!

Tomorrow Special-Girl, and Hazard Hands return to talk with The Minstrel and Slowku. They get into some of the issues brought up last week about kissing. Also the topic of marriage comes up. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

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I usually write these comics for the week on Sunday night. At some point earlier in the week I have a general idea what I want to do. This week I knew I wanted to have something about the “Justice League” trailer. I also wanted to make fun of that “Supergirl”/ “Flash” musical thing. The main theme of the week was the kissing and choking stuff. As I mentioned yesterday I got this idea from tweets from @thegoofyartist . What I’m getting at is I didn’t go in thinking “I’m going to have squirting joke” in Thursday’s comic?

What ends up in the comics is what happens when I develop a “rhythm” for the characters talking to each other. “This character says this”. “This leads to that”. “Oh man that would crazy”. Voila! You get “yada yada squirting”.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow there will be another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

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Before I get into the comic I gotta say something. It’s a sad day when a “Spider-Man” trailer gets me more hyped than “Justice League’s”. “Justice League’s” trailer got past the “this is going to be terrible” phase into the “this might be good” phase. “Spider-Man’s” trailer got me to the “I want to see this” phase.

Enough of that, on to today’s comic. The idea for this one came from some tweets from Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist . It started with a couple tweets about “how people came up with kissing is weird”. Then a tweet that was a “Sailor Moon” meme about choking. It was such a weird trasition it sparked this.

Can’t lie she’s kind of a gold mine for my warped little brain. This is the 3rd idea she’s inspired. The first was last year’s hoiday special where I had her be a character in it. You can see that here http://bit.ly/qbxmas3 . The second is a BIG story I haven’t started yet that I’m still mapping out in my head. IF I do it, it will be a story that sorta sums up the storylines going on in this comic including:

  • Special-Girl (“Supergirl”) as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches
  • The rumor that The Minstrel (“Harley Quinn”) is actually Kellyanne Conway
  • & Where clones such as “Weirdera ( female “Bizarro”) and Fiddy Fo’ (“X-23”) come from

And all that came from her mean mugging while dancing with a “unicorn” filter. What can I say? My brain does weird stuff. Tomorrow all these guys are back except Slowku to talk more about choking… It gets worse… Hope you enjoy and see ya then

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands,

Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

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On Saturday the new trailer for “Justice League” came out. There’s actual hope now this movie won’t be terrible. The action actually looks good it doesn’t seem as bleak as the other “DCEU” movies. There are still problems though which include:

  • As implied in this comic the attempts at humor are still weak
  • There was no way this was going to change, but everything about “The Flash” is wrong and his costume looks stupid
  • “Mera”, “Commisioner Gordon”, and random Atlanteans and Amazons made it into the trailer. This looks like a lot of wasted time on non-relevant characters.
  • Still no sign of “Superman”. If they’re still saving him as a surprise then why? Everyone knows he’s gonna be in it. If he’s going to be in it a little bit that’s gonna be dissapointing.

Oh and if it wasn’t clear that “Flash”/”Supergirl” musical crossover thing was awful! Tomorrow…. Things get weird as Slowku and Freedom Female replace Apex and Quickie. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 178 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, & Fiddy Fo’ On Clones… Also Healthcare Gets In There Too

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 178 – Special-Girl,

Weirdera, & Fiddy Fo’ On Clones… Also Healthcare Gets In There Too

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Remember yesterday when I talked about all the stuff I wanted to try and do with my snow day off work? Didn’t do much of it. Haha! I got a little more sleep, and I got some things done earlier than normal. This did not lead to getting much more done in general though.

Now let’s talk about “The Flash”. Remember when “The Flash” was the fun light show as opposed to “Arrow” the dark show. Now it’s the show where “Barry” has to go to hell to save “Kid Flash” who’s in hell. Then “Jay Garrick” ends up staying in hell to save them both. Can we get back to fighting villains? Non-speedster villains?

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow check out another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 177 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones Again

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 177 –

Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones Again

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Out here in the DMV we got a big snow storm and I got the day off from work. It’s pretty sweet! I’m gonna try and get work done on these comics and I’ll see it I can catch on some comic reading. I’m still a couple weeks behind as far as reading comics. I also wanna read “Buffy Season 10” now that it’s finished.

Another thing I keep forgetting is “Iron Fist” comes out Friday. Reviews are pretty bad, but we’ll see. Anyways, that means that I’m more than likely going to introduce my version of “Iron Fist” in this comic next week. His name is Hazard Hands. He got a shoutout by Luscious Trapp (“Luke Cage”) in one of these comics once.

Tomorrow Special-Girl, Weirdera, and Fiddy Fo’ continue talking about clones. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 176 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 176 –

Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones

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With “Logan” being the big comic book movie I thought about how “X23” is a clone. This made me think of other clones such a “Bizraro”. Hence we now had “Weirdera” a sort of “Bizarro” version of Special-Girl.

Let’s not switch subjects without warning to “Inhumans VS X-men”. So this series finally ended last we and I must say “bravo “Marvel”. You did the impossible. You took a situation where there were only the following options:

  • All mutants die as the planet is uninhabitable for them. This is because the “Terrigen” mist the creates “Inhumans” kills mutants for some reason. This mist was also going to affect the whole planet for some reason. This, of course, was never going to happen
  • All mutants where going to have to leave Earth for the same reasons. This more than likely was never going to happen, but they could’ve been dumb enough to do this.
  • Everything goes back to status quo making all this completely pointless

“Marvel” did option 3, but in a way that is took creativity to make it worse. The “Inhumans” finally discover that the mist will make Earth unlivable for mutants. So they “kindly” let the X-men use their convienient “deus ex machina” machine to fix everything. It even has a big red button. Well problem solved and all this was pointless… But wait there’s more!

“Emma Frost” isn’t satisfied and wants revenge for the death of “Cyclops”. So she has these “Sentinels” programed to kill “Inhumans” kill a bunch of them. All you see is some ships blow up.

Also they are none of the “Inhumans” anyone cares about. So even if you wanted to care the comic doesn’t let you. We then end with “Emma Frost” in her normal black lingerie costume but also with a “Magneto” style helmet. The helmet also has “X visor” thing that the last version of “Cyclop’s” costume had. So that’s about 20 years of character development for “Emma Frost” down the drain. She’s a straight up villain again. Making a comic pointless is easy making one that’s pointless and destroys characters… That takes work.

Tomorrow, all these guys return to talk more about clones. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 – J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 –  

J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately (Censored)

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One nitpick I have with “Logan” is there’s this part where “Professor X” tries to explain “X-23’s” foot claw. The explanation makes no sense whatsoever. This is a situation where no explanation is a lot better than trying to explain it. This is definitely a scene that could’ve (should’ve) got the axe. “Logan” is already a pretty long movie so it doesn’t need padding.
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