Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 279 – “ZMT Live” With Levi Harvell & Special-Girl On…

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 279 – “ZMT Live” With Levi

Harvell & Special-Girl On Bararious’

Legal Probelms

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I explained before the great shame that I watch “TMZ Live” and this whole “TMZ” parody thing “ZMT” is part of something I’ve been working on for a while, but I kept getting sidetracked. I finally felt like I wanted to introduce the idea. So here we are. “Levi Harvell” is based on the head guy at “TMZ”, Harvey Levin… He’s a real piece of work. A VERY strange guy.

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I said it before, but it bares repeating “TMZ” is terrible all the way around. They may be second only to “Fox News” in spreading fake information. When it’s harmless gossip it’s one thing, but they definitely steer people into what to think.

Sometime I must admit there are moments that are pretty funny. Special when people on the show my Harvey look stupid. Also they read their hate mail and that’s pretty great.

Tomorrow Levi returns with Freedom Female and Admiral Star to talk about “emotional distress” that Barbarious caused Admiral Star. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 271 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & J-Pop On “Ball” Part 2

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 271 – Special-Girl,

Freedom Female, & J-Pop

On “Ball” Part 2

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I messed up in yesterday’s comic. Special-Girl says something about the country Niger being on Trump’s travel ban and it’s actually the country Chad. Besides just bashing Trump which is good thing to do in and of itself I wanted to show that he’s not just a terrible president and a terrible person he’s a loser. A loser who’s only success comes from laundering the money or mobsters and dictators. At best he’s too dumb to know, but more than likely he’s just smart enough to know it’s wrong but doesn’t care. Sure I know I’m preaching to the choir…But hey, the choirs need sermons too…

Tomorrow we get off the soap box as Freedom Female and Admiral Star talk with someone as they make an apology. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 270 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & J-Pop On “Ball”

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 270 – Special-Girl,

Freedom Female, & J-Pop

On “Ball”

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There’s this song that’s been getting some buzz that I heard about last week. It’s called “Spar” by Dreezy ft. 6LACK & Kodak Black. The main part drawing attention is the part in the hook that goes “n’ if I go to DC I’m tyrna spar with Trump”. This is the inspiration today and tomorrow’s comic. Though I still kinda try I don’t keep up with music like I use to so I don’t know any of these artists. I’ve heard of Kodak Black though. The song itself is pretty good until the 3rd verse with is just awful (is that Kodak Black). Seriously it’s so bad it ruins the whole song. The beat is pretty hard too. It makes me mad I can’t find the instrumental.

Tomorrow the 3 have a lively debate of on the Trump presidency as it currently stands… Nah it’s actually more of this. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 3)

The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 3)

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I know it’s been a while but here’s panel 3 from “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. This panel is based on a panel from “Wonder Woman” 177 where “Wonder Woman” fights “Supergirl”. You can check that out here http://bit.ly/ww177panel

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 226 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Admiral Star, & Spiderous-Man On …”Plants”

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 226 – (Perfect)

Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Admiral Star, & Spiderous-Man

On …”Plants”

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What’s Wrong With “Spider-Man: Homecoming”

  • The Vulture – Though Michael Keaton plays him well his whole deal doesn’t make any sense. With the tech him and his people are able to create there’s much easier (legal or illegal) ways to make money
  • Hacking – Pretty much all shows with tech people are guilty of this type of stuff, but still we’re supposed to believe some high school kid can hack into a suit created by one of the smartest people in the world. Get the hell outta here!
  • Zendaya’s Character- She’s annoying and then they reveal something about her that makes it SO much worse. It’s like “Robin” in “The Dark Knight Rises”. That still annoys the hell outta me
  • “Flash Tompson” – I give em’ credit for trying something different than the stereotypical “jock bully”, but this didn’t quite work.
  • Needs more “Iron Man” – Not really the movie’s fault, but yeah just give us “Iron Man 4”.

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Again decent flick, but not particularly great. Tomorrow we swap out Admiral Star for Fiddy Fo’ as these guys discuss “handling a problem”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 224 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Q-boy, Spiderous-Man & Slowku On “Splitting Custody”

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 224 – Special-Girl,

Freedom Female, Q-boy, Spiderous-Man

& Slowku On Assholes Again

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Be skeptical of anyone telling you they’re going to lower your taxes. An asshole might ask something like “why do you like taxes”? Nobody likes taxes, but everybody (including the assholes against taxes) like the services they help to fund. When you lower taxes often you’re going to either loses needed services or someone’s going to try to do something “the cheap way”. Ask the people in Flint how the “the cheap way” works out.

Some might ask why I keep using the word “asshole”. I use it because I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt. I’m assuming they know all this. Therefore they’re just appealing to people’s worst instincts for money and or power. Also they’re doing this knowing the damage it will cause in people’s lives. That right there makes them an asshole by any definition!

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That’s it for this week. Can’t promise I won’t be back on my soapbox, but I don’t plan on it. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 223 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, Q-boy, Spiderous-Man & Slowku On Assholes

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 223 – Special-Girl,

Freedom Female, Q-boy, Spiderous-Man & Slowku On Assholes

 

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I said a lot of what I had to say about Grover Norquist’s “guitar tweet” yesterday. Also as I write this it is actually Independence Day so I’ll keep this short. You almost always pay more in the long run when you cut taxes. This is especially true if the word “deregulation” is being thrown around. You not only pay more in actual money but in crime, health, and service.

Tomorrow these guys return to talk on this even more. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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