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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 251 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Spiderous-Man, & Pussy Whip On …

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Conversations 251 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Spiderous-Man, & Pussy Whip On Money & Women

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I think the comic speaks for itself so I’m gonna talk some comics since it’s been a while… So “Secret Empire”… That was big stupid waste of time… Could they at least have semi-consistent art? In fact you know what not even going to talk about it anymore. (It sucked… Okay seriously done now) I’m going to try and be positive and list some above average comics I recommend…

“DC”

  • “All Star Batman” – One of the best books out now
  • “Teen Titans” – Solid book
  • The non-Bryan Hitch “Justice League” (not “Justice League Of America” with “Batman” and B-team people) – Decent
  • “Wonder Woman” – This is teetering on falling off the list, but it’s just good enough for now

“Marvel”

  • “Infamous Iron Man” – I think this is THE best book out now. I thought Dr. Doom trying to be good was bad idea. So glad I was wrong
  • “Champions” – Not big on any of the individual characters, but this is a pretty good book
  • “Astonishing X-men” – This just start so it might take a bad turn, but good art on story so far

I certainly have checked out everything so there might be more good titles, but that all I can think of that I read. That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 250 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Spiderous-Man, & Pussy Whip On Slick Kitty

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Conversations 250 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Spiderous-Man, &

Pussy Whip On “Slick Kitty”

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So I was saying yesterday that because I parody “Marvel” and “DC” characters sometimes I combine similar characters. Here are some examples you might’ve seen if you’ve been following these comics:

  • “Aquaman” & “Namor” = The Underwater Monarch
  • “Atom” & “Ant-Man” = Insect Dude
  • And now Pussy Whip is both “Catwoman” and “Black Cat” (as Slick Kitty)

“DC” and “Marvel” often do their versions of each other’s characters as “commentary” on them. Sometimes these characters become radically different over time and the “copy” becomes more popular than the original.

Tomorrow all of these characters return and get into the topics of money and women. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 242 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 242 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The American World Protectors Of America From The Year 1,000,000

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Who’s hyped for “The Defenders” coming out on Friday?

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I can’t wait for it. I saw an early review of the first 4 episodes on CBR.com that said it starts slows but gets pretty good. There was also some complaining about “Iron Fist”. I didn’t hate “Iron Fist” nearly as much as many people did. His show was definitely the weak link of the “Marvel Netflix” shows, but I didn’t think it was THAT bad. Just from what I’ve seen in the trailers the characters interating and the fighting looks like it’ll be fun. Guess we’ll see on Friday…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 241 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 241 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The American World Protectors Of America From The Year 1,000,000

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Can any of you think of creative uses for “Kintoun/ The Flying Nimbus”?

If you don’t get what the fully ball is, this is referring to “Kintoun” or the “flying nimbus” that “Goku” rides on. It’s given to him by “Master Roshi” and only someone with a “pure heart” can ride on it. At one point in “Dragonball” is gets destroyed and “Goku” picks off a new one from this giant cloud.

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Later “Goku” learns to fly on his own and “Kintoun/ The Flying Nimbus” only appears when “Goku” is forced by the plot to take a long time while his friends are getting murdered.

Tomorrow this these guys return and this story continues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 240 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The American World …

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Conversations 240 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, The Good Knight, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The American World Protectors Of

America From The Year 1,000,000

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Do you think “Martain Manhunter” and or “Green Lantern”should be in the “Justice League” movie. Why or why not?

As implied by this comic to me it isn’t really the “Justice League” without them.

Last week focused on a story about the “Prehistoric Revenge Squad”. This was poking fun at the “Avengers 1,000,000 BC” team that suppose to part of “Marvel Legacy”. “DCComics” had a storyline about a future version of the “Justice League” from the 853rd century called “DC One Million”. This we these comics will be making fun of that along with the usual amount of whacked out distractions you’ve come to expect.

Tomorrow these guys return as this story continues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 239 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 239 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The “Prehistoric Revenge Squad”

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Who do you think the team in “Avengers 1,000,000 BC” will be fighting?

I’ve seen some people suggest the “Celestials”. That’s would make sense I guess. That doesn’t change the fact that “Phoenix” and “Odin” should be able to take care of pretty much anything. MAYBE I could see some point in “Agamotto”, “Star Brand”, and “Ghost Rider”, but “Iron Fist” and “Black Panther”?! What are they gonna do? Provide drinks?

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Let me know what you think about “Avengers 1,000, 000 BC”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 238 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 238 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The “Prehistoric Revenge Squad”

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Phoenix: Stop Rising And Stay Down

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I’ve been over how I feel about “Phoenix” a few times, but here’s the tl;dr version

  • The best interpretation of “Phoenix” is that it was “Jean Grey’s” actual power not some entity that took her place or inhabits her
  • Making it an entity to bring “Jean Grey” back was an okay way to have their cake and eat it too even though it undercuts the impact of the original story
  • Every appearance since then has made the whole thing stupider make less sense
  • Also on an barely related note get rid of the “young past X-men” (the original X-men were brought to the future and it’s dumb) and say there from an alternate reality. Also either bring back the real adult “Jean Grey” or leave her permanently dead.

There’s more to say about “Phoenix” and the rest of “Avengers 1,000,000,000 BC” , but I’ll save that for tomorrow. Speaking of which, tomorrow these guys talk even more about the Prehistoric Revenge Squad. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

What you guys think about “Phoenix” though?

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, & Blind Fury On “Defense”

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Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, &

Blind Fury On “Defense”

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We close out this week with Admiral Star hiring this world equivalents to “The Defenders” as body guards. With this whole “setting up Admiral Star to be robbed” thing there’s a lot of pieces moving. Let’s review them…

People Burned By Admiral Star Who Are Actively Plotting The Setup

  • Spiderous-Man
  • (Perfect) Spiderous-Man
  • Admiral Fire – says she can ensure she’ll be temporarily defenseless

People Who Know About The Setup But Are Not Stopping It

  • Freedom Female – Purely out of nihilism because achieving her dream of a successful (but not very good) movie has left her Defense
  • J-Pop – tried to warn Admiral Star but got a nasty voicemail for the trouble, now her attitude is screw it

People Are Unwittingly Setting Up The Time And Place Of The Robbery

  • Special-Man, The Good Knight/ The American World Protectors Of America (tricked by Spiderous-Man suggesting that Admiral Star be put on the team)

People Potentially Defending Admiral Star

  • The Defense Squad (Blind Fury, Luscious Trapp, Johanna Johnson, & Hazard Hands)
  • Slowku
  • Her teammates the Celestial Admirals

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 194 – Special-Girl, Headmistress, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Dating A Married Man

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 194 – Special-Girl,

Headmistress, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Dating

A Married Man

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I need some help. Let me know if you:

  • Like the new font I used for this comic
  • Find this new font easier to read
  • Or like the old font better/ easier to read

I decided to try out a new font after someone commented that one of last week’s comics was hard to read on Facebook. The knee jerk reaction is to get defensive, but then I thought about it. Could the comic be easier to read with a different font? The font I used before was one I created using YouFont.com. I thought it was a happy medium between drawing in the letters by hand, and using a computer font.

I then went and did some searching and found a few fonts I liked. Then out of those fonts I chose the one I felt was the clearest and easiest to read. I’m going to do some more searching and find new fonts for the title of other elements of these comics.

Secret Empire… Even A Shield Around The Earth Can’t Protect Us From It

Moving on, Marvel’s newest big crossover started last week with “Secret Empire” 0… Sigh! Can we skip to the part where “Captain America” is normal again and not a “Hydra” agent. Also “Marvel” can we not have a crossover for AT LEAST two years. Everybody gives “Captain America” control of everything, and it doesn’t go well. It looks like all the other heroes are down and “Hydra” is running things now… This doesn’t even feel like it’s going to be fun to make fun of…

Tomorrow Slowku talks with the secret group of heroes that has been shaping world events. The specific members he talks with are The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, and Mr. Stretch. They talk about desserts and Special-Girl. Again, let me know what you think of the new font. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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I’ve been circling around this idea of Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out for a while. I felt as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches she need someone to play off. Also she’d want to fill someone’s head with pro-Trump nonsense. Slowku seemed like a good candidate. Another thing I wanted address was the rumor the The Minstrel is Kellyanne Conway. Now that Kellyanne isn’t a big media pressence anymore it would be less of a big deal.

Alright, let’s talk some X-men again. Over the weekend I checked out “X-men: Blue” 1. This one has the time displaced younger versions of the original “X-men”. I can’t deal with them in general. It makes no sense that time isn’t destroyed by this. For some reason young “Jean Grey” is the leader even though “Cyclops” is right there. I haven’t followed these character much. Now “Angel” has fire wings and “Beast” does magic or something… Okay…

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Then the big reveal at the end is… Wait for it… They work for “Magneto”… Except “Magneto” has been apart of the “X-men” for like 10 years now. So what’s the big deal… But wait there’s more!

There was buzz that this was where they were going to bring back the real “Wolverine”. Yeah not so much. It’s “Ultimate Wolverine’s” son. Who sucks. Welp done with the comic.

Tomorrow Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Slowku continue talking about Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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