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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1- Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Panel 4)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Panel 4)

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Wait! Wait! Wait! Does that say time machine?!  Thinking “that’s ridiculous”?!  Well it was established in The Bastardized Ninja # 23 that Dr. Ahfizznut found a way to travel back in time.  So Richie, and Yakuza Kim continue their battle, and there’s a lot of balls in the air including clones; a time machine; and mobsters exposed to a mysterious gas.  Next time we’ll see the completed page for The Bastardized Ninja #31 as we lead towards the climax of this big battle in The Bastardized Ninja #32.  As always enjoy, and see ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #28 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 5 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #28 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 5 (Censored)

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Well it looks like trouble is in store for the mobsters.  Poor Vinnie seems to have made the wrong choices after getting a look inside his head.  Then again who makes decisions thinking about the possibility of facing a ninja, and a Yakuza in an eccentric scientist’s lab?  Besides a guy like Vinnie knows that the fun don’t last forever.  Anyways watch out next time we begin the fight you’ve (I’ve) been waiting for.  Yep folks The Bastardized Ninja VS Yakuza Kim!  See ya then!

The Bastardized Ninja Short #28 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 5

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #28 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 5

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Well it looks like trouble is in store for the mobsters.  Poor Vinnie seems to have made the wrong choices after getting a look inside his head.  Then again who makes decisions thinking about the possibility of facing a ninja, and a Yakuza in an eccentric scientist’s lab?  Besides a guy like Vinnie knows that the fun don’t last forever.  Anyways watch out next time we begin the fight you’ve (I’ve) been waiting for.  Yep folks The Bastardized Ninja VS Yakuza Kim!  See ya then!

The Bastardized Ninja Short #27 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 4

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #27 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 4

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So there’s a little look at what makes Dr. Ahfizznutt tick.  Pay attention to the stuff around him, it may be important later… Okay it WILL be important later.  The ninja. the Yakuza, and mobsters continue to battle it out in the next Bastardized Ninja!  Until next time, enjoy!

The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3 (Censored)

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Yep hallucinatory drugs and enemies turned short term allies.  So goes another Bastardized Ninja as the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” continues…

The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3 (Uncensored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3

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Yep hallucinatory drugs and enemies turned short term allies.  So goes another Bastardized Ninja as the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” continues…