Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #53 Ms. Majors, Proud Lion, & Drizzle On “Fresh-Men: Armageddon” & Rumors Of Proud Lion & Drizzle Being Married (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #53

Ms. Majors, Proud Lion, & Drizzle On “Fresh-Men: Armageddon”

& Rumors Of Proud Lion & Drizzle Being Married (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #53 Ms. Majors, Proud Lion, & Drizzle On “Fresh-Men: Armageddon” & Rumors Of Proud Lion & Drizzle Being Married

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #53

Ms. Majors, Proud Lion, & Drizzle On “Fresh-Men: Armageddon”

& Rumors Of Proud Lion & Drizzle Being Married

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Here’s the problem with every “X-men” movie, “Professor X”, “Magneto”, “Mystique”, and “Wolverine” (when he’s a major character) hog up all the spotlight so other characters suffer.  Another problem is pointless changes to characters that don’t add anything.  In “Apocalypse” they give “Psylocke” a weird ability she never had for no reason at all. So here’s some complaints I’ve heard about “X-men: Apocalypse”:

  • Not enough action – No there’s plenty of action and more importantly it’s GOOD action.
  • Mystique isn’t blue most of the time – It’s clearly established in the movie why and it makes sense. She’s blue when it makes sense for her to be blue. Sure it actually because Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t wear the make up all the time but still it does make sense.
  • Psylocke doesn’t talk much – …. She’s a ninja… Granted she given no back story though.

Now on to the comic. So this is mainly about “Black Panther” and “Storm” being married (they’re not now).  I always found it kinda weird. Like they’re both from Africa so they had to have run into each other? I know that “Wakanda” is suppose to be in Northeastern Africa, but I established Proud Lion’s kingdom (which I don’t have a name for yet) as being in Southern Africa because I based his costume on the look of a dark-mane lion which are more common there. Anyways tomorrow Gold Rush, General Magnetic, and Red Witch discuss family issues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Censored)

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Censored)

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And finally the full page of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  A ninja, a yakuza, clones, a time machine?! What more could you possibly ask for?! Well the big fight concludes in the next Bastardized Ninja, and it should be wild.  How’s it all going to play out?  Well if you’ve been paying close attention this whole time it should be interesting.  Guess that’s it for this one, next time a new Q-boy short where we see Jerome Watson again.  Have a good one, and see ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8

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And finally the full page of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  A ninja, a yakuza, clones, a time machine?! What more could you possibly ask for?! Well the big fight concludes in the next Bastardized Ninja, and it should be wild.  How’s it all going to play out?  Well if you’ve been paying close attention this whole time it should be interesting.  Guess that’s it for this one, next time a new Q-boy short where we see Jerome Watson again.  Have a good one, and see ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com