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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

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Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

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Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

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The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

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So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

qbs24

Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

bat-girlkissesrobin

Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

action260

The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

action289(a)

action289(b)

So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Panel 4)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Panel 4)

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Wait! Wait! Wait! Does that say time machine?!  Thinking “that’s ridiculous”?!  Well it was established in The Bastardized Ninja # 23 that Dr. Ahfizznut found a way to travel back in time.  So Richie, and Yakuza Kim continue their battle, and there’s a lot of balls in the air including clones; a time machine; and mobsters exposed to a mysterious gas.  Next time we’ll see the completed page for The Bastardized Ninja #31 as we lead towards the climax of this big battle in The Bastardized Ninja #32.  As always enjoy, and see ya next time!

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