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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message (Censored)

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 The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message (Censored)

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Yep those were the guys in the tubes in Dr. Ahfizzinutt’s lab seen as far back as The Bastardized Ninja #7 (or the censored one) as well as #31 (and the censored one).  If the second to last panel looks familiar that’s because it’s based on N.W.A’s “Straight Outta Compton” album cover.

 

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Where do the Opposite Numbers go from here? Guess we’ll see in season 2.  Speaking of which I just finished the last page of what will be season 1.  It was a complex piece, but very fun to do. There’s 2 more pages to go in the season, and next week will be a new Q-boy Short.  Oh, and though it’s late Happy New Years everyone!  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message

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Yep those were the guys in the tubes in Dr. Ahfizzinutt’s lab seen as far back as The Bastardized Ninja #7 (or the censored one) as well as #31 (and the censored one).  If the second to last panel looks familiar that’s because it’s based on N.W.A’s “Straight Outta Compton” album cover.

 

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Where do the Opposite Numbers go from here? Guess we’ll see in season 2.  Speaking of which I just finished the last page of what will be season 1.  It was a complex piece, but very fun to do. There’s 2 more pages to go in the season, and next week will be a new Q-boy Short.  Oh, and though it’s late Happy New Years everyone!  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1- Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com