Q-boy Short # 29 Don’t Trust Those New Bitches / The History Of Q-boy Part 27

Q-boy Short # 29 Don’t Trust Those New Bitches / The History Of Q-boy Part 27

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Here we have the grand meeting of the 3 Q-ladies, and Freedom Female to boot!  For this one I made some attempts at drawing in Adobe Illustrator, but once again it just wasn’t a good fit for me so I’m back to Adobe Flash.  We also see here Q-girl getting drunk which we will continually see as one of her defining character traits.  Wait is “getting a drunk” or ever being an alchoholic a character trait?  Anyways you can see this goes way back  of the first appearance of “modern Q-girl” way back on page 21 of Q-boy #2.  This cover below show what this comic was based on…

JLA_157_95Next time we’ll see two of our Q-ladies and we’ll be introduced Q-boy’s greatest rival Kill-man!  From there Q-boy with the help of some new creators really hits the Silver Age of comics running!  Should be a wild ride! You gotta wonder though what’s Q-girl’s drink of choice.  Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

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Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

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Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

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The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

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So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

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Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

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Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

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The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

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So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

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Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

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“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

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So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

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Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

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“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

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So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

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Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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If panel 1 looks familiar you might recognize it from this…

 

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That’s Action Comics #252, which is the first appearance of Supergirl.  If you’ve followed these comics, and this blog you may have seen I’ve done a few of these homage covers (some being a combination of several covers).  In the past I wouldn’t mention the original, and that if people got that it was a homage cover it would be a little bonus for them.  I now realize that’s kinda dumb sorta defeats the purpose of doing them in the first place.  So yeah anyways that’s Q-girl.  The Butterfly Song is a whole other story.  Me and my co-worker Reagan Myers (who also came up with many of the initial ideas for The Bastardized Ninja) started exchanging shows that we hadn’t watched, and I gave him Mad Men to which to both our surprises he liked a lot.  One day he just came up with this tune he imagined would be an “end song” for an episode of Mad Men going “my daughter plants flowers in the summer time”.  It was weird and creepy so it made it’s way here.  Next time we’re back with a new Bastardized Ninja, where at least one of the mysteries left in the wake of the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” storyline is addressed in a epilogue.  In the next Q-boy short we see the first appearance of Q-girl in the comics.  That’s it for now.  Don’t touch your butteflies, don’t try to marry off your sister, and see ya next time!

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Q-boy Short # 11 The Jingoistic Muscle Fightingest All-American Comics Ever Made Ever/ The History Of Q-boy Part 9

Q-boy Short # 11 The Jingoistic Muscle Fightingest All-American Comics Ever Made Ever/ The History Of Q-boy Part 9

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Q-boy Short # 8 Shovin’ It Up The Axis/ The History Of Q-boy Part 6

Q-boy Short # 8 Shovin’ It Up The Axis/ The History Of Q-boy Part 6

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