Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 173 – Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On Apex’s Movie & Other Stuff

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 173 –

Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On Apex’s Movie & Other Stuff

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So I saw “Logan”. Wow, that was a grim movie. Great though, but very grim. Like I said with “Star Wars: Rogue One” it’s a true “Trump era” movie. The heroes are pretty much dead. The few that remain have become crippled and broken. Our hero once known as “The Wolverine” now does a menial job to be able to afford drugs to care for “Professor X”.

As crappy as that setup is it gets worse. This is movie where suicide is more than a viable option. It’s actually more humane than the alternative, and this applies to several characters. In this movie nice gestures get rewarded with gruesome deaths. In this movie the smart thing to do is keep your head and let the corporations do what they want. They’ve already won, fighting back only makes it worse.

Also like “Rogue One” the “victory” in the end is pyrrhic at best. The big hope is escaping to Canada. As with real life though, that’s not a solution. The problem affects the whole world and can reach beyond borders… Now I’ve depressed myself so let’s move on.

Tomorrow we’re introduced to Female Apex Clone #54 AKA Fiddy Fo’ (X-23). She talks out some issues she has with J-Pop (Jubilee). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 172 – Special-Girl, White Swallow & Apex On Abusing Power

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 172 –

Special-Girl, White Swallow & Apex On Abusing Power

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If you pay super close attention you might see that these comics look a little prettier. It’s more noticable if you zoom in. That’s because I found a way get a higher quality image at a smaller file size. Another little trick I picked up from Webcomics.com. Next weeks comics should look even better as I play around with it more.

I gotta repeat myself about “Supergirl”. The show is a lot better without “Jimmy”. The show really needs a “big bad” though, and “Cadmus” isn’t good enough. It was a huge mistake to kill off “Supergirl’s” aunt because she was a great “big bad” for season 1.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week! Tomorrow we’ll see the full page of “The Hisotry Of Comics With Q-boy” 64. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 171 – Special-Girl, Red Witch & General Magnetic On Red Witch’s Issues Being Resolved

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 171 – Special-Girl,

Red Witch & General Magnetic On Red Witch’s Issues Being Resolved

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So this whole Remy Ma/ Nicki Minaj beef seems to be about a bunch of generic “I’m the best” rhymes. Any “evidence” I’ve seen about where this beef started comes down to lines that could be about anyone. *Trump voice* “I like beefs that are actually about something”. “ShEther” is a great diss song though.

It won’t change anything though. Whether Nicki responds or not at some point she’ll make a new hit and everything will be back to normal. Diss songs don’t end careers. Bad decisions do.

Tomorrow Special-Girl along with White Swallow and Apex talk up Apex’s new movie. There’s also a lesson about abusing power or something. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 170 – Special-Girl, Red Witch & Quickie On Red Witch’s Papers

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 170 –

Special-Girl, Red Witch & Quickie On Red Witch’s Papers

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Anyone know what this whole Remy Ma/ Nicki Minaj things is about? Out of nowhere on Saturday I saw this trending on “Twitter”. Anyways, wow “ShEther” by Remy is pretty vicious…

On a completely different note let’s talk about last weeks’ episode of “The Flash”. It was actually pretty good. The only problem I had was all the stuff with “Wally” and “Jesse Quick”. You two live in different universes, get over it! You just can’t be together! Bang someone else! The entire thing is completely ridiculous.

Then there was this whole thing with “Jesse” being able to teach “Wally” about being a “speedster”… She’s has super-speed like a day longer than him! What the hell are they talking about?!

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Red Witch return with Red Witch’s dad General Magnetic. Red Witch’s immigration issues get addressed. There will also be more Remy/Nicki talk. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 –

Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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When super-heroines turn evil they almost alway get a more revealing outfit. As this comic implies, the “Invisible Woman” got a costume with a boob window after turning evil in the 90’s. She had an even more revealing costume when she was evil. “Mary Marvel” got a shorter skirt when she turned evil. “Jean Grey” got corrupted by “The Hellfire Club” which led her to becoming “Dark Phoenix”. For some reason there all the ladies walk around in lingerie.

I figured Special-Girl’s outfit considering her position should be “converative”. Remember the bizzare thing Kelly Anne Conway wore during the Inauguration? I tried to mixed that with a Russian-style military uniform. Then I topped it off with the Russian hat to amp up the ridiculousness.

That’s it for this week! Tommorow you’ll see the 2nd panel to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy 64” and Monday you’ll get panel 3. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations Tuesdays-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 – Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 –

Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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There’s more dealing with Special-Girl calling J-Pop and going shopping with Succubus. These stories are in comics I’m saving for books or when I start a Patreon page. Special-Girl also calls someone else as well…

So I’m watching “Supergirl” as I’m working on this comic and it occurs to me… “Jimmy Olsen” might be the problem. The show seemed a little better than normal and I noticed that “Jimmy” hadn’t appeared. He might have though, I only “half watch” it. Also there was none of the stupid reporter stuff. Again I gotta say just have her work for the DEO, fight bad guys, and have a “big bad” for the season.

Tomorrow Q-boy and Jade Archer talk with Special-Girl about her new threads. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Quickie On Fitting In

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 –

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As Jade Archer suggested in a previous comic Special-Girl has a new “dark” costume. Yep folks Special-Girl has gone to the dark side as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches.

Speaking of Jade Archer let’s talk some “Arrow”. For a while thougt “Arrow” was the best of the “DC” “CW” shows. Now I have to say “Legends Of Tomorrow” holds that title. “Supergirl” now edges out “The Flash” as the worst. For me “Arrow” took a slight dip with the whole “we need a new “Black Canary” thing. Sorry can’t buy it. Either bring back Laurel or don’t. I don’t particularly care either way, but we don’t need a 3rd “Black Canary”. Also it was way too convienient that they happened to find yet another person with a “sonic scream”. With that said, the last episode was pretty good. It handled gun control about as well as a “very special” episode could.

Tomorrow Special-Girl is back with J-Pop and Succubus of The Fresh-Men. She gets to talk about her new costume without being outright dismissed this time. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #166 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship Again

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #166 –

Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship Again

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Poor Special-Girl. She is now isolated by her position. Even clowning Spiderous-Man could not bring her and Freedom Female together. Where does she go from here?

The “Supergirl” show is still pretty weak. At this point I have to ask the question: do we need “Jimmy Olsen” at all?

  • In season 1 it was all about the “will they/won’t they” bang thing. That is over now so…
  • The whole “Guardian” things is stupid. At least it’s not a secret anymore. That’s was annoying as hell.

In fact I almost question if they should drop “CatCo” and the whole secret identity stuff all togehter.

  • The only point of “CatCo” was for “Alley McBeal” to say bitchy stuff to “Kara”, but “Alley McBeal” ain’t on the show anymore so…
  • The whole reporter thing is stupid and “Snapper Carr” is a dick. And not in an entertaining way.

Why can’t she just work for the “DEO”? They could make some of the agents new supporting cast members to replace “Wynn” and “Jimmy”. Also “Mon-El” and “Ms. Martian” could have bigger roles.

Still the best option is to put “Supergirl” on “Legends Of Tomorrow”.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #165 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #165 –

Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship

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Originally I was going to have Q-girl in this comic as well, but I saw that this one was already running long and I didn’t think she was going to add anything important. My first thought about Q-girl and Spiderous-Man meeting again after hooking up (and him catching an alien STD off her) during “The Utterly Insane 25 Hourly Comics Shebangabang” was that it would be a huge confrontation with yelling and screaming. Then I thought about it some more and thought “no the whole point is Spiderous-Man is a loser who lets people push him around. What if they became this really unhealthy couple”?

That there captures the fun of these comics for me. “Spider-Man” will never catch an STD, but Spiderous-Man will. If most of the first year of this comic was about recurring themes like “Special-Girl is addicted to “Synthetic Destroyer Element”” then this year is about expanding those themes into full blown storylines.  Ones where I’m not even sure where they’re going.

Tomorrow we’ll see these 3 again continue talking about Spiderous-Man and Q-girl’s new relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #164 – Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #164 –

Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Being Single On Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day folks! So if you watch “The Flash” you know how this comic is making fun of how “Barry Allen” and “Iris West” are now dating and living together even though “Barry” was adopted and and raised by the “Wests”. I’m not saying it’s wrong or anything, but I just find it strange no one ever say anything about it.  Even that dad is basically “sure Barry, bang away”. 

Another thing this comic makes fun of is last week’s episode of “Supergirl” where her sister Alex basically blows off her “Earth birthday” to hang out with her new girlfriend. Not cool, Alex!  I really wish “Supergirl” was like “okay you came out like yesterday! Sisses before misses”.

The last thing this comic touches on is “Willow” turning evil at the end of Season 6 of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”. Man “Dark Willow” was great. I’ve said it before but she really should’ve died or been a recurring villain. Just making her good again was weak. Season 6 made her and “Spike” pretty irredeemable and glossing over that kinda messed up both characters. And now if you don’t “Buffy” this is way too “inside” so I’ll stop here.

Tomorrow Freedom Female and Spiderous-Man talk with Special-Girl about a budding new relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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