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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 3)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 3)

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I know it’s been a while but here’s panel 3 from “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. This panel is based on a panel from “Wonder Woman” 177 where “Wonder Woman” fights “Supergirl”. You can check that out here http://bit.ly/ww177panel

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 248 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, and Blind Fury On…

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Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 248 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip,

And Blind Fury On A Possible

Change In Plans

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Looks like there’s a delay in Admiral Star joining The American World Protector Of America. This comic is referencing how “Batman” proposed to “Catwoman” not too long ago in the comics. I love making fun of how crazy and hypocritical their relationship is.

Maybe then being together could lead to some interesting stories. It seems it could lead some problems too. If they don’t pull the trigger and have them get married it would be really weak. If they do get married though I can’t see it lasting. Then you gotta have a divorce or something which seems to age them. Then you gotta have yet another reboot.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 247 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On A “What They Made Her Do”

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Conversations 247 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On A “What They

Made Her Do”

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Yep, we’re still on this Taylor Swift stuff. Even if she’s the supervillain some people make her out to be she’s better than, Kanye and the Kardashians. If Bey n’ Jay are the rulers of music/celebrity they rule from above. Their decrees are heard every once in a while from on high. Down here with us Kanye and Kim Kardashian. A narcissist nut only second to Trump and his emotionless nothing of a wife.

Taylor at least has a sense of humor about herself. For all the talk of the “shots” taken in her song and video “Look What You Made Me Do” in the end she makes fun of every version of herself. Even the supervillain.

Tomorrow we switch gears and finally see what’s going on with Admiral Star joining The American World Protectors. We hear from Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, and Blind Fury about it. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 246 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On A “Truly Horrible Villain”

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Conversations 246 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On A “Truly

Horrible Villain”

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The main topic of this comic is Taylor Swift putting out on her album on the 10th anniversary the death of Kanye West’s mom. This was a whole thing on Facebook towards the end of last week.

Was it on purpose? I doubt it, but more importantly, I don’t care. If Kanye and Kim Kardashians are the heroes they I gotta lean towards the villain. I don’t watch a lot of videos anymore but Taylor Swift has “Bad Blood” which is the best video I’ve seen since that came out. She also has the commercial where she falls off the treadmill.

Tomorrow these guys return for more of this. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 1)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #66 Ditch The Chick, Drop The Thot, N’ Fly Ya Booty Off Cuz’ Duty Calls (Panel 1)

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It’s been a while since the last update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  I’m still trying to find the best schedule for doing these comics. Anyways, when we last left off Kill-Man had just murdered Distraction Lass and Miss Direction barely escaped with her life.

This panel is based on the cover of “Wonder Woman” 96 which was drawn by Harry G. Peters.  You can check it out at http://bit.ly/ww96cover

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 204 – Special-Girl, Admiral Star & Admiral A On Sad VS DARK Sad

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Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 204  –Special-Girl, Admiral Star & Admiral A On Sad VS DARK Sad

“The Flash” Beats “Supergirl” In The Race For Crappiness

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I’m going to call the winner. During this season of “DC Comics” “CW” shows there’s been a clear race to the bottom between “Supergirl” and “The Flash”… Guess you should never bet against “The Flash” in a race. As I write this I haven’t seen the finale to “Supergirl” yet. It hasn’t even aired yet actually. Unless something in that finale is the one stupidiest things I’ve ever seen “The Flash” is worse.

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“XXX” 3 It Gets Stupider Still

Speaking of the stupidest things I ever seen I half-watched the last “XXX” movie this weekend. Good lord! Everything said or done in that movie is stupid. To be clear, I’m not “avant garde” movie snob. I watch more action movies and comic book movies than anything else. This movie makes “The Expendables” look like “Citzen Kane” or something. Please America, stop liking and supporting garbage!

Okay I’m stepping down from the high horse. Tomorrow J-Pop finally meets her idol Admiral A as Admiral Star & Sadistic Squirrel watch. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 201 – Special-Girl, Admiral Star, & Badassia On Apologies & Atrocities

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 201  –

Special-Girl, Admiral Star, & Badassia On Apologies & Atrocities

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Here I introduce my “Gamora” character. She’s another of The Renegades Of Reality are my “Guardians Of The Galaxy” characters. These characters are a little different than the other. They are in most ways parodies of the “Guardians Of The Galaxy” team. Some of them though, are mixes of several characters. “Badassia” is a mixture of :

  • “Gamora”, (of course)
  • “Aeryn Sun” from “Farscape”
  • “Sarah Conner” from “Terminator
  • “Leela” from “Futurama
  • & “Samus” from “Metroid”

    I noticed all these characters were the same type. Also with “Space King” I combined:

  • “Star Lord” (again of course)
  • “John Criton” from “Farscape”
  • & “Phillip J. Fry” from “Futurama”

 

These characters were also the same type. The “normal” guy thrust into crazy space adventure. There’s also several “unspoken things” between these two character types.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The other big thing in this comic is the “twist” to “Sailor Moon” for “Admiral Star” and her team. I debated hinting at it yet, but I figured a character like “Badassia” would have to say something about it. Besides I have more up my sleeve…

Tomorrow Admiral Star and J-Pop have another conversation. Things go a little different this time. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 198 – Special-Girl, Q-girl, & Spiderous-Man On Living Together

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 198 –

Special-Girl, Q-girl, & Spiderous-Man On Living Together

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I’m going to change my plans for the 200th comic. The story I had in mind has become bigger and I need more time to develop it. What I plan to do now will be a few of these comics to introduce my version of “Sailor Moon” and the other “Sailor Scouts”. In fact I finished the design of my version of “Sailor Moon” for this comic last night. Her name is Admiral Star.

 On to this comic. I’ve been wanting to bring back Q-girl and Spiderous-Man for while. I couldn’t find the right story for them until now. The whole “The Mindy Project” thing came from me finally wanting to see what was going on during the last season. I then realized I had only watched half of the season before. “Mindy” is always a show I root for because it started as a good show. It always get screwed up though. People who aren’t funny (Mindy’s friends?) keep getting added to it. They not only aren’t funny in their own right they hog up time from the good characters. Oh well, I hear next season it ends anyway…

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Tomorrow we meet up with Slowku, The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, and Mr. Stretch. An unexpected schooling in taxes gets dropped. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 197 – Special-Girl, Quickie, & Freedom Female On “Renegades Of Reality 2nd Mix” & That Other Movie

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 197 –

Special-Girl, Quickie, & Freedom Female On “Renegades Of Reality

2nd Mix” & That Other Movie

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I’m actually skeptical about “Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2”. I read a review on cbr.com that said it was more or the same from the first movie. It wasn’t exactly a negative review, but not super positive. The original movie sets quite a high bar. I’d put as 4th best comic book movie period. To me “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” beats it by a hair. I’m talking tenths of a point. It has a better post-credit scene and I like the darker tone. Can it actually be as good as or better than the original? Guess we’ll see this week…

I’m think I’m burying the lead here though. So this comic is two pages. I saw 2 big problems with the comics the way ther were before.

  1. The font could be easier to read
  2. Trying to fit all the word balloons made it hard to know what to read next

I addressed the first problem by changing the font and increasing the size. The 2nd one was simple, but took awhile to come to. Why cram everything in one panel? “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” was suppose to be a one panel comic. Why does it have to be though? If I have to edit a good chunk I what I want to write and the comic is still hard to read why do it this way. Would it take more time? More than likely not more than resizing word balloons over and over to try to fit everything. So I’m going to use two panels when I need to and I hope it makes a better reading experience.

Tomorrow Special-Girl gets a lesson about living together from couple with some experience. That couple is Q-girl and Spiderous-Man so she should take it with a grain of salt. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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I’ve been circling around this idea of Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out for a while. I felt as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches she need someone to play off. Also she’d want to fill someone’s head with pro-Trump nonsense. Slowku seemed like a good candidate. Another thing I wanted address was the rumor the The Minstrel is Kellyanne Conway. Now that Kellyanne isn’t a big media pressence anymore it would be less of a big deal.

Alright, let’s talk some X-men again. Over the weekend I checked out “X-men: Blue” 1. This one has the time displaced younger versions of the original “X-men”. I can’t deal with them in general. It makes no sense that time isn’t destroyed by this. For some reason young “Jean Grey” is the leader even though “Cyclops” is right there. I haven’t followed these character much. Now “Angel” has fire wings and “Beast” does magic or something… Okay…

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Then the big reveal at the end is… Wait for it… They work for “Magneto”… Except “Magneto” has been apart of the “X-men” for like 10 years now. So what’s the big deal… But wait there’s more!

There was buzz that this was where they were going to bring back the real “Wolverine”. Yeah not so much. It’s “Ultimate Wolverine’s” son. Who sucks. Welp done with the comic.

Tomorrow Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Slowku continue talking about Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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