Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 –

Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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When super-heroines turn evil they almost alway get a more revealing outfit. As this comic implies, the “Invisible Woman” got a costume with a boob window after turning evil in the 90’s. She had an even more revealing costume when she was evil. “Mary Marvel” got a shorter skirt when she turned evil. “Jean Grey” got corrupted by “The Hellfire Club” which led her to becoming “Dark Phoenix”. For some reason there all the ladies walk around in lingerie.

I figured Special-Girl’s outfit considering her position should be “converative”. Remember the bizzare thing Kelly Anne Conway wore during the Inauguration? I tried to mixed that with a Russian-style military uniform. Then I topped it off with the Russian hat to amp up the ridiculousness.

That’s it for this week! Tommorow you’ll see the 2nd panel to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy 64” and Monday you’ll get panel 3. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations Tuesdays-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 – Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 –

Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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There’s more dealing with Special-Girl calling J-Pop and going shopping with Succubus. These stories are in comics I’m saving for books or when I start a Patreon page. Special-Girl also calls someone else as well…

So I’m watching “Supergirl” as I’m working on this comic and it occurs to me… “Jimmy Olsen” might be the problem. The show seemed a little better than normal and I noticed that “Jimmy” hadn’t appeared. He might have though, I only “half watch” it. Also there was none of the stupid reporter stuff. Again I gotta say just have her work for the DEO, fight bad guys, and have a “big bad” for the season.

Tomorrow Q-boy and Jade Archer talk with Special-Girl about her new threads. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Quickie On Fitting In

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 –

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As Jade Archer suggested in a previous comic Special-Girl has a new “dark” costume. Yep folks Special-Girl has gone to the dark side as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches.

Speaking of Jade Archer let’s talk some “Arrow”. For a while thougt “Arrow” was the best of the “DC” “CW” shows. Now I have to say “Legends Of Tomorrow” holds that title. “Supergirl” now edges out “The Flash” as the worst. For me “Arrow” took a slight dip with the whole “we need a new “Black Canary” thing. Sorry can’t buy it. Either bring back Laurel or don’t. I don’t particularly care either way, but we don’t need a 3rd “Black Canary”. Also it was way too convienient that they happened to find yet another person with a “sonic scream”. With that said, the last episode was pretty good. It handled gun control about as well as a “very special” episode could.

Tomorrow Special-Girl is back with J-Pop and Succubus of The Fresh-Men. She gets to talk about her new costume without being outright dismissed this time. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #166 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship Again

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #166 –

Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship Again

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Poor Special-Girl. She is now isolated by her position. Even clowning Spiderous-Man could not bring her and Freedom Female together. Where does she go from here?

The “Supergirl” show is still pretty weak. At this point I have to ask the question: do we need “Jimmy Olsen” at all?

  • In season 1 it was all about the “will they/won’t they” bang thing. That is over now so…
  • The whole “Guardian” things is stupid. At least it’s not a secret anymore. That’s was annoying as hell.

In fact I almost question if they should drop “CatCo” and the whole secret identity stuff all togehter.

  • The only point of “CatCo” was for “Alley McBeal” to say bitchy stuff to “Kara”, but “Alley McBeal” ain’t on the show anymore so…
  • The whole reporter thing is stupid and “Snapper Carr” is a dick. And not in an entertaining way.

Why can’t she just work for the “DEO”? They could make some of the agents new supporting cast members to replace “Wynn” and “Jimmy”. Also “Mon-El” and “Ms. Martian” could have bigger roles.

Still the best option is to put “Supergirl” on “Legends Of Tomorrow”.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #165 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #165 –

Special-Girl, Freedom Female & Spiderous-Man On Love & Friendship

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Originally I was going to have Q-girl in this comic as well, but I saw that this one was already running long and I didn’t think she was going to add anything important. My first thought about Q-girl and Spiderous-Man meeting again after hooking up (and him catching an alien STD off her) during “The Utterly Insane 25 Hourly Comics Shebangabang” was that it would be a huge confrontation with yelling and screaming. Then I thought about it some more and thought “no the whole point is Spiderous-Man is a loser who lets people push him around. What if they became this really unhealthy couple”?

That there captures the fun of these comics for me. “Spider-Man” will never catch an STD, but Spiderous-Man will. If most of the first year of this comic was about recurring themes like “Special-Girl is addicted to “Synthetic Destroyer Element”” then this year is about expanding those themes into full blown storylines.  Ones where I’m not even sure where they’re going.

Tomorrow we’ll see these 3 again continue talking about Spiderous-Man and Q-girl’s new relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #164 – Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #164 –

Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Being Single On Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day folks! So if you watch “The Flash” you know how this comic is making fun of how “Barry Allen” and “Iris West” are now dating and living together even though “Barry” was adopted and and raised by the “Wests”. I’m not saying it’s wrong or anything, but I just find it strange no one ever say anything about it.  Even that dad is basically “sure Barry, bang away”. 

Another thing this comic makes fun of is last week’s episode of “Supergirl” where her sister Alex basically blows off her “Earth birthday” to hang out with her new girlfriend. Not cool, Alex!  I really wish “Supergirl” was like “okay you came out like yesterday! Sisses before misses”.

The last thing this comic touches on is “Willow” turning evil at the end of Season 6 of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”. Man “Dark Willow” was great. I’ve said it before but she really should’ve died or been a recurring villain. Just making her good again was weak. Season 6 made her and “Spike” pretty irredeemable and glossing over that kinda messed up both characters. And now if you don’t “Buffy” this is way too “inside” so I’ll stop here.

Tomorrow Freedom Female and Spiderous-Man talk with Special-Girl about a budding new relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #163 – Special-Girl, Jade Archer & Apex On “Going Dark” Again

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #163 –

Special-Girl, Jade Archer & Apex On “Going Dark” Again

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So in this comic I mention “Team America” and specifically the “dicks, pussies, and assholes” scene. If you don’t know what I’m talking about you can check it out here http://bit.ly/teamamericaclip . It starts about 46 seconds in. 

To clean this up and adjust some let’s call them good people, okay people, and bad people.  I think the vast majority of people are varying degrees of okay people. People trying to live comfortably and usually not trying to hurt or take from anyone else. The best of us are good people who really do all they can to make the world a better place.  Then there bad people… This is where you have your socio/psychopaths. 

Most heroes turn bad at some point. This comic makes fun of one of the most famous examples which is “Green Lantern” going insane and turning evil after seeing his home “Coast City” destroyed. He goes on to kill all the other “Green Lanterns” become a full on villain.  Then yada yada a bunch of stuff happens and it’s all explained away be a yellow monster called “Parallax” making him do it. This is actually one of the better attempts to try to make hero good again after “going dark”.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #162 – Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On “Going Dark”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #162 –
Special-Girl, Quickie  & Apex On “Going Dark”
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If you’re thinking Special-Girl’s story was a bit “on the nose” then yeah I get ya. I sorta mentally debated it myself. Ultimately, I thought her being tended to by a Muslim couple added something interesting to Special-Girl. If you actually see the cover of the comic where “Supergirl” first appears it looks like a pretty horrible crash. So much so I made fun of in this comic here http://bit.ly/qgirlcomic .

I got pretty behind on comics and read a few from like 2 weeks ago. I read “Civil War II: The Oath” and wow… “Marvel” you need to just let all of this go. This is bringing down your whole line. This whole “Secret Empire” thing they’re leading up is combination of 2 already used ideas. “Captain America” running “Sheild” and bad guys running “Sheild” (cuz’ “Cap’s” history is still rewritten so he’s a member of “Hydra”).  Just make “Cap” regular “Cap” again already, and let’s completely move on from “Civil War II”. It didn’t work, let it go. Then there’s “Inhumans V X-men”… I just don’t how this can have a satisfying ending. They’re not going to get rid of most “Inhumans” and they’re not going to kill off most mutants. So what we’re just back to right where we are? On the plus side, again I recommend “Infamous Iron Man”.  That’s some good comic.

Tomorrow Quickie is out and Jade Archer is in as this discussion of “going dark” continues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #161 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Quickie On Special-Girl Becoming Czar Of Superpowered Bitches

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #161 – Special-Girl,

Q-boy & Quickie On Special-Girl Becoming Czar Of Superpowered Bitches

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One of the weird things about making this comics is some of the biggest ideas that I’ve run with aren’t things I really planned out. For example the whole thing with a rumor going around that The Minstrel is Kellyanne Conway started with just the idea that Freedom Female (Wonder Woman) wanted to start a rumor about the The Minstrel (Harley Quinn) because she was jealous of her popularity. Then I just sat and thought “what would the dumbest and or worst rumor someone could start about woman”? Then Eureka! The Kellyanne Conway idea hit me.

Then when writing all the comics for “The Utterly Insane 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang” that was part of HourlyComicDay last Wednesday I was just riffing on the idea that Blind Fury (Daredevil) wouldn’t want to bang any time of hero or villain chicks because he has a bunch of crazy exes already. That led Luscious Trapp (Luke Cage) talking about how he only can bang superpowered chicks. This then led to several comics riffing on the whole “diamond cookie” thing.  This all dovetailed into this idea that Special-Girl would meet with Trump because she figured at this rate the world was going to end anyways and at least she wanted to be on top when it did. And that’s when the whole thing where she ends of Czar Of Superpowered Bitches came. A bizzare un-American/ Russian title that is inherently messed up and kinda corrupt.

With that over-explanation out the way, tomorrow we swap out Q-boy for Apex (Wolverine) as Special-Girl finally starts talking again and they go into “going dark”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #155 – Succubus, Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On Randomness Then More Obama

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #155 – Succubus, Drizzle, 

& Luscious Trapp On Randomness Then More Obama

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As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. It’s another one where I originally wrote too much material and now I have to edit and squeeze what I can in.  When you see this it will be the last day of Obama’s presidency. There’s so much to say, and yet there’s nothing to say.

There won’t be an increase in the minimum wage. We can only hope there is one at all.

Deregulation will increase the severity of climate change and cause more disasters like the one in Flint.

Maybe they’re not crazy enough to snatch healthcare from millions… Maybe

And this is the small stuff. Not the “Russia might now control America”, insane conflicts of interest, loss of Civil Rights stuff.  Yesterday I wrote that 2 things going through my head were “the cycle” and “learning the wrong lesson”. A 3rd thing is “we deserve a better ending” and that’s what I attempt to do more and more from these comics.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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