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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #10 Succubus On Her Powers/ Ms. Majors

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #10

Succubus On Her Powers/ Ms. Majors

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Succubus here is basically Rogue from the X-men, and the story in this comic is based on the story of what happened between her and Ms. Marvel (now Captain Marvel).  If you don’t know the story its pretty much explained in this youtube clip from X-men: The Animated Series (one of the greatest cartoons ever btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8k7hlN5l9w .

I always found it funny that Rogues whole deal is that she can’t touch people but for a loooong time she wore a skin tight latex outfit as her costume and when she wasn’t wearing that she was wearing literally as little as the comic books were allowed with getting away with.  Gotta love comics! Tomorrow we’ll see Ms. Majors side of the story. See ya then!

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Q-boy Short #47 Trading Up Or Down Depending On How You Look At It / The History Of Q-boy Part 45 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short #47 Trading Up Or Down Depending On How You Look At It / The History Of Q-boy Part 45 (Censored)

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So Q-boy dumps Miss Direction and finds a new girlfriend in Muffina Winters.  So if you’ve been reading these comics for a while I’ve been hinting around with this character for a while (specifically in these comics http://qr.net/bzznB & http://qr.net/bzzma ).  So yeah she’s basically this universe’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Each panel of this comic is based on covers drawn by John Romita Sr. (who Paulie Damiko is based on).

That’s pretty much it. Next time Eddy meets the drunken master and tried to recruit him. Also new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

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Q-boy Short #47 Trading Up Or Down Depending On How You Look At It / The History Of Q-boy Part 45

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Q-boy Short #47 Trading Up Or Down Depending On How You Look At It / The History Of Q-boy Part 45

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So Q-boy dumps Miss Direction and finds a new girlfriend in Muffina Winters.  So if you’ve been reading these comics for a while I’ve been hinting around with this character for a while (specifically in these comics http://qr.net/bzznB & http://qr.net/bzzma ).  So yeah she’s basically this universe’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Each panel of this comic is based on covers drawn by John Romita Sr. (who Paulie Damiko is based on).

That’s pretty much it. Next time Eddy meets the drunken master and tried to recruit him. Also new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #9 Dr. Do On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #9

Dr. Do On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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How would Dr. Doom respond to being asked for a billion dollars?  In fact as arrogant as Dr. Doom is how would he respond to not being asked for a billion dollars?  Does he even have that kinda money? What’s Latveria’s GDP? Would Latveria be a country we have sanctions against? More questions to make you think.  That’s it for this week.  Next week a new Q-boy Short comic and 3 more of these Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations comics.  See ya then!

@rjoynesjr

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #8 Mr. Stretch On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #8

Mr. Stretch On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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It’s funny to imagine Kanye asking for a billion dollars in the Marvel or DC Universes. Would he tweet Bruce Wayne, or Oliver Queen, or Tony Stark or all the above? Would they respond? I’m sure Tony would. But what would he say? Would he let Kanye design an Iron Man suit as a consolation prize? Just some thing to think about… See ya tomorrow!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #7 Spiderous-Man On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #7

Spiderous-Man On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars (Censored)

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Putting any feelings about Kanye aside, the concept of asking for a billion dollars is so crazy when you think about it. That’s like asking “hey give me enough money to literally do anything I want for the rest of my life with plenty of money for generations of my descendants to do the same”. Then again he is the apostle Picasso Escobar Kubrick or something so maybe it’s a wise investment… See ya tomorrow!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #7 Spiderous-Man On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #7

Spiderous-Man On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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Putting any feelings about Kanye aside, the concept of asking for a billion dollars is so crazy when you think about it. That’s like asking “hey give me enough money to literally do anything I want for the rest of my life with plenty of money for generations of my descendants to do the same”. Then again he is the apostle Picasso Escobar Kubrick or something so maybe it’s a wise investment… See ya tomorrow!

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44 (Censored)

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Some of you may be new and only have seen The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular on Hourly Comics Day and Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations which started last week so welcome to Q-boy Shorts.  I really wish I could say I was smart enough to have planned that this comic featuring a guy called “The Reluctant Romantic” and involving a date ended up being posted on Valentine’s Day, but sadly I’m not.  So anyways Paulie Damiko is based on comic artist John Romita who took over drawing Spider-Man after Steve Ditko.

Panel one is based on this cover to “Our Love Story #4” a romance comic drawn by John Romita. And the “waay out of your league” line in Panel 3 is based on the big reveal of Mary Jane in Amazing Spider-Man #42 which will be referenced again in the next Q-boy Short comic. Speaking of the next comic next time there’s heartbreak when Q-boy meets a new girl.  Have a happy V-day, don’t be reluctant with your romance, and see ya again with Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44

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Q-boy Short #46 The Reluctant Romantic And The Date Gone Wrong / The History Of Q-boy Part 44

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Some of you may be new and only have seen The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular on Hourly Comics Day and Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations which started last week so welcome to Q-boy Shorts.  I really wish I could say I was smart enough to have planned that this comic featuring a guy called “The Reluctant Romantic” and involving a date ended up being posted on Valentine’s Day, but sadly I’m not.  So anyways Paulie Damiko is based on comic artist John Romita who took over drawing Spider-Man after Steve Ditko.

Panel one is based on this cover to “Our Love Story #4” a romance comic drawn by John Romita. And the “waay out of your league” line in Panel 3 is based on the big reveal of Mary Jane in Amazing Spider-Man #42 which will be referenced again in the next Q-boy Short comic. Speaking of the next comic next time there’s heartbreak when Q-boy meets a new girl.  Have a happy V-day, don’t be reluctant with your romance, and see ya again with Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3 Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3

Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition (Censored)

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So to the less comic book inclined this is basically making fun of the relationship between Batman and Catwoman.  Although I guess between the movies and video games and stuff pretty much everyone should get that so nevermind.

Also kids “Itchy And Scratchy” is a cartoon within this cartoon called The Simpson.  The first 11 Seasons are the greatest TV ever.  Anyways folks, see ya next week!