Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 259 – The Minstrel, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip On …

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 259 – The Minstrel, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip

On “Fat Kanye”

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Well looks like our boy Kanye has put on a few. If you don’t know a picture came out late last week of Kanye looking fat in some beat up dirty clothes and smiling. People are assuming the weight gain is from anti-depressants. This is also assuming Kanye “went crazy” a while back. I don’t know if he did or didn’t but he seemed no crazier than he’s ever been. To paraphrase the man himself from a song “[he’s] been out [his] mind a long time”. Personally, I think he faked the whole thing to get out his tour and because even he realized that rant he did about Jay-Z and Beyonce was a bad idea.

So as I shamefully revealed before I watch “TMZ Live” and it seems like every other week they have some story about how Kanye is “better” or “back” or “happy now”. Always based on basically nothing. “Oh look he smiled”! Why wouldn’t he be smiling?! He RICH! The question is why he was ever so mad for so long. All I’m saying is let’s see what he says or does before claiming anything about his mental state. Like I wrote in the comic Trump smiles sometimes too and he’s a sociopath.

Tomorrow Spiderous-Man and Pussy Whip are subbed out for Admiral Star. The Minstrel tries to get a “picture” of her psychological state to see if she should join The American World Protectors Of America. You should assume things don’t go as planned. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #92 The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Drizzle On Self-Esteem

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #92

The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Drizzle On Self-Esteem

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I tend not to watch award shows. I find them really boring most of the time. Literally on Sunday I was looking for something to watch on TV and remembered “Comedy Central” been showing “Step Brothers” every other hour, and I up for watching yet again but from someone reason the “VMA’s” were on and Kanye was about to give his much talked about speech.

It was the usual Kanye nonsense. “Bruh” every other word, comparisons to great people, a somewhat relevant topic that gets brought up only to go back to talking about how great he and other artists are. Then he premiered a new video that’s just some hot chick dancing around in a gym and then she’s in a shower alone and with some dude.

Next time I won’t give in to curiosity and just watch clips on some website the next day. Tomorrow The Minstrel, Q-boy, and Muffina Winters continue with the topic of self-esteem. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #75 Ms. Majors On Reports On The Death Of The Smasher

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #75

Ms. Majors On Reports On The Death Of The Smasher

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So “Marvel” has this new version of the “Hulk”, “Totally Awesome Hulk”.  He’s this character “Amadeus Cho” who’s super smart or something.  I don’t know much about him.  Part of “Marvel’s” plans after “Civil War II” is to take a bunch of the younger characters ( “Cho”, “Miles Morales”, “Ms. Marvel”, “Nova”, etc.) and put them together as a new version of “The Champions”.

I also touched on the “Kanye/Kim/Taylor Swift” thing and I don’t even care enough to get into it.

Tomorrow The Innovator talks about The Smasher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #66 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #66

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man

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“Goku” VS “Superman”.  The debate over who would win has raged endlessly.  Truthfully I don’t think the question is really answerable.  When you say “Superman” there’s a least 4 different versions to consider

  • “Pre-Crisis” – Given more and more powers over time to compete with rival characters like “Captain Marvel/Shazam”. Able to do stuff like juggle planets. Basically unbeatable
  • “Post-Crisis”/ “Pre-Flashpoint” – The “Superman” most of us would know best from comics as this version of Superman  from 1986 to “DC Comic’s” “Flashpoint” event.  Strangely enough, since “DC Comic’s” “Rebirth” event this is now the current version of “Superman”.  Comics gotta love em’.
  • “New 52” – Version of “Superman” from “Flashpont” to “Rebirth”.  So the “newest” version of “Superman”, but around for the shortest amount of time.  Supposedly dead for now.
  • “TV/Movie Versions” – Tends to be much weaker than other versions.  Generally, requires effort to lift things like planes or space shuttles.

Then with “Goku” there’s issues of what is considered cannon and what isn’t.  Generally, “Dragonball GT” is considered not be cannon because “Dragonball’s ” creator Akira Toriyama had little to do with it.  The most recent series “Dragonball Super” is generally cannon though.

The website “ScrewAttack” did an episode of it’s “Death Battle” series where “Goku” and “Superman” fought which really re-ignited this debate.  Personally, I think “Goku” very under served in the video. You can see the video here http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/goku-vs-superman-death-battle

This guy “Kakarot88” did an incredibly long and detailed post on how this battle was flawed.  Unfortunately, I don’t think the entire post exists anymore and I can only find a (relatively) small portion which you can check out here http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/post/51220549 . From what I remember his conclusion was that cannon “Goku” (this was before the recent “Dragonball” movies or “Super”) could not defeat “Superman, but non-cannon “Goku” (as used in the “Death Battle” video) who can become “Super Sayian 4” and use the “Dragon Fist” attack (an attack only used in movies and “GT”) could defeat “Superman”.  To me in the post it was being extremely conservative with “Goku’s” abilities, and as accurate as possible while giving “Superman” every advantage from sources that may or may not be cannon for him.

Also while writing this I discovered “Screw Attack” did a sequel to this battle (which you can check out here http://screwattack.roosterteeth.com/episode/death-battle-season-2-25 ). So I’m going to watch that and continue this…

*elevator music*

Even worse than the first one.

It doesn’t matter that “Superman” wins it’s that “Goku” is underpowered.  Examples are given of “Superman” lifting “infinite weight”, but it’s not mentioned that “Goku’s” punches with the God “Beerus” are felt across the universe (and into other planes of existence).  And this is before “Goku” becomes “Super Saiyan Blue”.

Anyways that’s it for this week.  Next week starts off with a new “History Of Comics With Q-boy” where a man known as “The Illustionist” is enlisted to help after trouble comes to Q-boy Comics.  Then there will be new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

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One thing I just didn’t have space to fit into this comic was the Slowku saying his motto was “eat, train, sleep, repeat”.  If anything describes “Goku” that would be it.  What he certainly wouldn’t be is someone who kept current with pop culture.  It was fun to play with that in these comics.  It would be like getting an Amish person’s reaction to the “Famous” video.  The questions would probably be less about the video and more about the people.  “Who is this person, and why are they famous”?

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, and Slowku actually do move on to talking about something else.  They address a debate that has gone has gone on for years. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again

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One thing I just didn’t have space to fit into this comic was the Slowku saying his motto was “eat, train, sleep, repeat”.  If anything describes “Goku” that would be it.  What he certainly wouldn’t be is someone who kept current with pop culture.  It was fun to play with that in these comics.  It would be like getting an Amish person’s reaction to the “Famous” video.  The questions would probably be less about the video and more about the people.  “Who is this person, and why are they famous”?

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, and Slowku actually do move on to talking about something else.  They address a debate that has gone has gone on for years. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #64 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #64

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video (Censored)

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Ah “Famous” the song from Kanye’s last album with the best beat that like many Kanye songs gets interrupted with annoying stuff when you just wanna hear the beat.  It’s also the song with the infamous “sex with Taylor Swift” line that she either did or didn’t approve of before it was released.  I wish I could visit the reality where he gave the beat to someone like Rakim and he just tore it shreds and that was the end of it.

Anyways the video. If you haven’t seen it, it’s Kanye and a bunch of celebrity lookalikes (or ARE they?!) naked in bed.  It artsy or something I guess.

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku return to try and talk about something else… Success is unlikely… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #64 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #64

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video

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Ah “Famous” the song from Kanye’s last album with the best beat that like many Kanye songs gets interrupted with annoying stuff when you just wanna hear the beat.  It’s also the song with the infamous “sex with Taylor Swift” line that she either did or didn’t approve of before it was released.  I wish I could visit the reality where he gave the beat to someone like Rakim and he just tore it shreds and that was the end of it.

Anyways the video. If you haven’t seen it, it’s Kanye and a bunch of celebrity lookalikes (or ARE they?!) naked in bed.  It artsy or something I guess.

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku return to try and talk about something else… Success is unlikely… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61 Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61

Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time (Censored)

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If you watched the last episode of the last of this last season of “The Flash” you saw the he went back and stopped his mom’s murder.  In the comics this lead to the “Flashpoint” event where a very dark alternate timeline is created in “DC Comics”. All this lead directly into the “New 52”.  With all this said, yesterday Grant Gustin (the actor that plays “The Flash” if you didn’t know) tweeted out that the title of the first episode of the next season of “The Flash” will be “Flashpoint”.  So yeah something that was very obvious if you read the comic was proven true.  I’m curious how they’re going to do “Flashpoint” as it seems like almost all the major characters are off limits for TV.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Pussy Whip discuss the possibility of there being 3 different people who are the villain known as The Mad Jester. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61 Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61

Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time

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If you watched the last episode of the last of this last season of “The Flash” you saw the he went back and stopped his mom’s murder.  In the comics this lead to the “Flashpoint” event where a very dark alternate timeline is created in “DC Comics”. All this lead directly into the “New 52”.  With all this said, yesterday Grant Gustin (the actor that plays “The Flash” if you didn’t know) tweeted out that the title of the first episode of the next season of “The Flash” will be “Flashpoint”.  So yeah something that was very obvious if you read the comic was proven true.  I’m curious how they’re going to do “Flashpoint” as it seems like almost all the major characters are off limits for TV.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Pussy Whip discuss the possibility of there being 3 different people who are the villain known as The Mad Jester. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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