Tag Archives: heroes

Q-boy Short # 27 The Man To Plan Your Scam’s Sam / The History Of Q-boy Part 25

Posted in qboyshort, uncensoredshort by

Q-boy Short # 27 The Man To Plan Your Scam’s Sam / The History Of Q-boy Part 25

qbs27

If you know your Breaking Bad you probably get where I was going with this one.  If not then I gotta figure at the this point you’re never going to watch Breaking Bad.  You’re that rare special snowflake, the maverick that answers the world’s call to watch Breaking Bad with “I don’t feel like it”.  Anyways you’ll probably see Sam and “Rosentein” again.  I originally tried to use Manga Studio for this one as its the go to software for many a webcomic creator, but I just don’t like and couldn’t get it to work the way I wanted.  So back to Adobe Flash for me.  Not much more to say on this one so next time we meet the final of our 3 Q-ladies.  Think it’s gonna be crazy? “You’re God damn right”!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

Posted in censoredshort, qboyshort by

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

qbs23

Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

supergirlrevealed

“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

wonderwomancover

So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

 

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

Posted in qboyshort, uncensoredshort by

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

qbs23

Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

supergirlrevealed

“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

wonderwomancover

So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

Posted in censoredshort, qboyshort by

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

qbs22c

And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

captain-marvel-adventures-18-page-1

In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

Posted in qboyshort, uncensoredshort by

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

qbs22

And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

captain-marvel-adventures-18-page-1

In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

Posted in censoredshort, qboyshort by

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

qbsxmas1c

So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

Posted in qboyshort, uncensoredshort by

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

qbsxmas1

We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

 

So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

Posted in censoredshort, qboyshort, uncensoredshort by

Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

qbs21

If panel 1 looks familiar you might recognize it from this…

 

supergirl

That’s Action Comics #252, which is the first appearance of Supergirl.  If you’ve followed these comics, and this blog you may have seen I’ve done a few of these homage covers (some being a combination of several covers).  In the past I wouldn’t mention the original, and that if people got that it was a homage cover it would be a little bonus for them.  I now realize that’s kinda dumb sorta defeats the purpose of doing them in the first place.  So yeah anyways that’s Q-girl.  The Butterfly Song is a whole other story.  Me and my co-worker Reagan Myers (who also came up with many of the initial ideas for The Bastardized Ninja) started exchanging shows that we hadn’t watched, and I gave him Mad Men to which to both our surprises he liked a lot.  One day he just came up with this tune he imagined would be an “end song” for an episode of Mad Men going “my daughter plants flowers in the summer time”.  It was weird and creepy so it made it’s way here.  Next time we’re back with a new Bastardized Ninja, where at least one of the mysteries left in the wake of the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” storyline is addressed in a epilogue.  In the next Q-boy short we see the first appearance of Q-girl in the comics.  That’s it for now.  Don’t touch your butteflies, don’t try to marry off your sister, and see ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

 

Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

Posted in censoredshort, qboyshort by

Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

qbs20c
So Jerome tells his side.  Nice guy that Jerome, real positive, and all that.  In the next Q-boy short (which I just finished, and boy was it a grind getting it done by today) we see Q-girl’s first appearance.  There’s also this weird song involved with it.  Next time the big conclusion to the fight between Richie and Yakuza Kim in the next Bastardized Ninja short!  That’s all for now, see ya next time, and go out there and vote.  I went early and was in and out in minutes.  Enjoy!

@rjoynesjr
rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short #30 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 7 (Panel 4)

Posted in censoredshort, tbnshort, uncensoredshort by

 

The Bastardized Ninja Short #30 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 7 (Panel 4)

tbns30panel4

Apologies in advance, I honestly thought I’d be further along with The Bastardized Ninja #31 so I promised to post up the whole page of The Bastardized Ninja #30. Anyways, here we see Yakuza Kim get in a good kick, and Richie knock Yakuza Kim into the previously seen “clone aggression panel”.  What affect will this have?  We’ll see…  As a show of faith in addition to the above page here’s a small preview of The Bastardized Ninja #31.

 

tbns31(preview)

So yeah, there’s Richie and Kim tatooless, but just as violent.  Hope you enjoy this! … Oh and a belated happy 4th to everyone!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com