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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

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In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

qbs22

And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

captain-marvel-adventures-18-page-1

In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

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So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

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We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

 

So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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If panel 1 looks familiar you might recognize it from this…

 

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That’s Action Comics #252, which is the first appearance of Supergirl.  If you’ve followed these comics, and this blog you may have seen I’ve done a few of these homage covers (some being a combination of several covers).  In the past I wouldn’t mention the original, and that if people got that it was a homage cover it would be a little bonus for them.  I now realize that’s kinda dumb sorta defeats the purpose of doing them in the first place.  So yeah anyways that’s Q-girl.  The Butterfly Song is a whole other story.  Me and my co-worker Reagan Myers (who also came up with many of the initial ideas for The Bastardized Ninja) started exchanging shows that we hadn’t watched, and I gave him Mad Men to which to both our surprises he liked a lot.  One day he just came up with this tune he imagined would be an “end song” for an episode of Mad Men going “my daughter plants flowers in the summer time”.  It was weird and creepy so it made it’s way here.  Next time we’re back with a new Bastardized Ninja, where at least one of the mysteries left in the wake of the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” storyline is addressed in a epilogue.  In the next Q-boy short we see the first appearance of Q-girl in the comics.  That’s it for now.  Don’t touch your butteflies, don’t try to marry off your sister, and see ya next time!

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18

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So Jerome tells his side. Nice guy that Jerome, real positive, and all that. In the next Q-boy short (which I just finished, and boy was it a grind getting it done by today) we see Q-girl’s first appearance. There’s also this weird song involved with it. Next time the big conclusion to the fight between Richie and Yakuza Kim in the next Bastardized Ninja short! That’s all for now, see ya next time, and go out there and vote. I went early and was in and out in minutes. Enjoy!

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17 (Censored)

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And so Q-boy enters the world of TV… and leaves just as quickly… Or does he?… Yeah pretty much!  Although, Adult Swim if you’re looking for a show… Just sayin’.  I mean I don’t think Boondocks is coming back this time.  And come on one less episode of Family Guy a week ain’t gonna kill ya. Okay enough blatant fishing, back to the comic. So it looks like poor Jerome is out of a job.  We’ll hearhis side of things in the next Q-boy short.  Next time it’s the last panel of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  See ya then, and hope you enjoy!

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17

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And so Q-boy enters the world of TV… and leaves just as quickly… Or does he?… Yeah pretty much!  Although, Adult Swim if you’re looking for a show… Just sayin’.  I mean I don’t think Boondocks is coming back this time.  And come on one less episode of Family Guy a week ain’t gonna kill ya. Okay enough blatant fishing, back to the comic. So it looks like poor Jerome is out of a job.  We’ll hearhis side of things in the next Q-boy short.  Next time it’s the last panel of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  See ya then, and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short #30 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 7 (Panel 4)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #30 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 7 (Panel 4)

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Apologies in advance, I honestly thought I’d be further along with The Bastardized Ninja #31 so I promised to post up the whole page of The Bastardized Ninja #30. Anyways, here we see Yakuza Kim get in a good kick, and Richie knock Yakuza Kim into the previously seen “clone aggression panel”.  What affect will this have?  We’ll see…  As a show of faith in addition to the above page here’s a small preview of The Bastardized Ninja #31.

 

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So yeah, there’s Richie and Kim tatooless, but just as violent.  Hope you enjoy this! … Oh and a belated happy 4th to everyone!

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Q-boy Short # 18 Jerome’s In The House / The History Of Q-boy Part 16 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 18 Jerome’s In The House / The History Of Q-boy Part 16 (Censored)

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Been a while but here’s a new Q-boy short finally.  It was difficult coming up with a way to clearly show one person talking in many “voices” in a comic.  I settled with with using multiple colors for the word balloons.  Just to make it super clear the yellowish balloons are when Jerome is speaking in Rod Rapier’s voice; the light blue balloons are when he’s speaking as Steve Crandall; the pink balloons are for Vanessa Jennings; the orangish balloons are for Penny Biggal; the darker blue is for Zane Zartarian/Q-boy; and the brownish balloons are for Black Jim.  That’s pretty much it for this one.  Next time it’s finally the whole page for The Bastardized Ninja #30.  See you then, and enjoy!

 

… Oh and Happy Father’s Day!