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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Alright let’s get to Lex Luthor in “Batman V Superman”…. Yeah he sucks…. Like every single line and everything he does sucks.  Such a terrible miscasting. Oh yeah I hear today the home release of Batman V Superman is gonna be a half hour longer.   Why?! The movie is already like an hour too long and filled with fat that should’ve been trimmed in the editing process. Seriously though, “Age Of Ultron” is under 2 and a half hours and there’s waaaay more characters (a few too many but its still pretty good and infinitely better than BvS) and waaay more happens. Smh…

Tommorow Ms. Majors, America-Man, and Crimson Matroyshka  weigh in on “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies

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Alright let’s get to Lex Luthor in “Batman V Superman”…. Yeah he sucks…. Like every single line and everything he does sucks.  Such a terrible miscasting. Oh yeah I hear today the home release of Batman V Superman is gonna be a half hour longer.   Why?! The movie is already like an hour too long and filled with fat that should’ve been trimmed in the editing process. Seriously though, “Age Of Ultron” is under 2 and a half hours and there’s waaaay more characters (a few too many but its still pretty good and infinitely better than BvS) and waaay more happens. Smh…

Tommorow Ms. Majors, America-Man, and Crimson Matroyshka  weigh in on “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23 Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Before I go into “Batman V Superman” how’d ya’ll like that episode of Supergirl with The Flash (and more importantly the comic related to it I posted last night you can check it out here if you missed it https://qboyandtheninja.com/2016/03/28/ccc22/ and here the sound enhanced Flipagram version https://flipagram.com/f/mj1wM7iW9E )?

Personally I thought it was kinda mediocre.  Everything got resolved way too easily and I saw all the best parts in preview clips of the show.  That being said, it was nice just to see the two together and it was definitely a nice way to wash out the horrible taste of “Batman V Superman”.

(Slight spolier alert)

Alright, I’ve already said the movie sucked, but it really can’t be said enough.  To be as fair as possible I’ll start with the good things…………………. Um…. The new Batmobile looks cool….. And there a Batman scene near the end where he fights a bunch of guys that’s by far the best part in the whole movie despite the fact that Batman murders several people. Even if the movie didn’t go out of its way to violate the very nature of the title characters it still would be a disjointed, mostly boring mess.  It takes waaaay to long to get to the actual fight and the fight is pretty underwhelming. The reason they stop fighting is laughably stupid, and the big fight in the end is a terrible CG mess that you MIGHT have been able to get away with 5 years ago. I’ll save more ranting for tomorrow cuz I ain’t done yet. Tomorrow Freedom Female gets some advice from Special-Girl and Pussy Whip on dealing with being in bad movies. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23 Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”

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Before I go into “Batman V Superman” how’d ya’ll like that episode of Supergirl with The Flash (and more importantly the comic related to it I posted last night you can check it out here if you missed it https://qboyandtheninja.com/2016/03/28/ccc22/ and here the sound enhanced Flipagram version https://flipagram.com/f/mj1wM7iW9E )?

Personally I thought it was kinda mediocre.  Everything got resolved way too easily and I saw all the best parts in preview clips of the show.  That being said, it was nice just to see the two together and it was definitely a nice way to wash out the horrible taste of “Batman V Superman”.

(Slight spolier alert)

Alright, I’ve already said the movie sucked, but it really can’t be said enough.  To be as fair as possible I’ll start with the good things…………………. Um…. The new Batmobile looks cool….. And there a Batman scene near the end where he fights a bunch of guys that’s by far the best part in the whole movie despite the fact that Batman murders several people. Even if the movie didn’t go out of its way to violate the very nature of the title characters it still would be a disjointed, mostly boring mess.  It takes waaaay to long to get to the actual fight and the fight is pretty underwhelming. The reason they stop fighting is laughably stupid, and the big fight in the end is a terrible CG mess that you MIGHT have been able to get away with 5 years ago. I’ll save more ranting for tomorrow cuz I ain’t done yet. Tomorrow Freedom Female gets some advice from Special-Girl and Pussy Whip on dealing with being in bad movies. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Twitter, IG, Flipagram: #rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #8 Mr. Stretch On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #8

Mr. Stretch On Kanye’s Request For A Billion Dollars

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It’s funny to imagine Kanye asking for a billion dollars in the Marvel or DC Universes. Would he tweet Bruce Wayne, or Oliver Queen, or Tony Stark or all the above? Would they respond? I’m sure Tony would. But what would he say? Would he let Kanye design an Iron Man suit as a consolation prize? Just some thing to think about… See ya tomorrow!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #6 Freedom Female On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors / Death Poll On When He Lurked Til’ He Burnt The Perp With The Herps (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #6

Freedom Female On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors 

Death Poll On When He Lurked Til’ He Burnt The Perp With The Herps

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…Well I think I got everything out about Batman V Superman.  Also X-men Origins: Wolverine was really bad…. Really bad… Um… I think that’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #6 Freedom Female On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors / Death Poll On When He Lurked Til’ He Burnt The Perp With The Herps

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #6

Freedom Female On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors 

Death Poll On When He Lurked Til’ He Burnt The Perp With The Herps

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…Well I think I got everything out about Batman V Superman.  Also X-men Origins: Wolverine was really bad…. Really bad… Um… I think that’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5 Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors / Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5

Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors

Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church (Censored)

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Man does Batman kick some ass in that final trailer for Batman V Superman! If you haven’t seen it. it’s basically Batman wrecking house on a bunch of guys, blocking a punch from Superman, and macking on Wonder Woman. This looks like the best non-Nolan Batman movie with some other people in it yet!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5 Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors / Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #5

Special-Man On The Final Trailer For Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors

Death Poll On His Work To Hurt The Clerk That Twerked In A Church

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Man does Batman kick some ass in that final trailer for Batman V Superman! If you haven’t seen it. it’s basically Batman wrecking house on a bunch of guys, blocking a punch from Superman, and macking on Wonder Woman. This looks like the best non-Nolan Batman movie with some other people in it yet!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3 Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #3

Pussy Whip On A Valentine’s Day Tradition (Censored)

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So to the less comic book inclined this is basically making fun of the relationship between Batman and Catwoman.  Although I guess between the movies and video games and stuff pretty much everyone should get that so nevermind.

Also kids “Itchy And Scratchy” is a cartoon within this cartoon called The Simpson.  The first 11 Seasons are the greatest TV ever.  Anyways folks, see ya next week!