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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106 The Minstrel, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On Freedom Female, & The Good Knight’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106

The Minstrel, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On Freedom Female, & The Good Knight’s Issues

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I’ve seen people “ship” “Batman” and “Wonder Woman” and I just don’t see it at all. As these comics have gone into, “Batman’s” relationships are messed up and I don’t see “Wonder Woman” putting up with that nonsense. I’ve seen memes where literally “Wonder Woman” just drops the panties cuz’ “he’s “Batman””, but what would that mean to “Wonder Woman”?

Depending on which version she’s either is one of, or was created by the Gods.  At the very least she is royalty. You might think “well Batman is a billionaire and that’s basically like being royalty”, but “Wonder Woman” is a special case.  The “Amazon’s” seem to live a fairly simple life.  “Wonder Woman” is the kinda gal that brings a boar to a dinner party as was mentioned before…

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105 The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man & Freedom Female’s Relationship (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105

The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man &

Freedom Female’s Relationship (Censored)

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I’m not really against “Superman” and “Wonder Woman” as a couple… I just enjoy making fun of it. I think them being together really works in “Kingdom Come”.  I don’t think them being together works in the “Dark Knight Returns” comics though.  Also I’m not sure them being together always worked in the “New 52”.  I think if “Lois Lane” is around “Superman” is always destined to be with her, but if she isn’t him and “Wonder Woman” make sense as a couple.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Freedom Female return with The Good Knight to talk about issues between Freedom Female and The Good Knight. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105 The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man & Freedom Female’s Relationship

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #105

The Minstrel, Special-Man, & Freedom Female On Special-Man & Freedom Female’s Relationship

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I’m not really against “Superman” and “Wonder Woman” as a couple… I just enjoy making fun of it. I think them being together really works in “Kingdom Come”.  I don’t think them being together works in the “Dark Knight Returns” comics though.  Also I’m not sure them being together always worked in the “New 52”.  I think if “Lois Lane” is around “Superman” is always destined to be with her, but if she isn’t him and “Wonder Woman” make sense as a couple.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Freedom Female return with The Good Knight to talk about issues between Freedom Female and The Good Knight. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #104 The Minstrel, Special-Man, & The Good Knight On Special-Man & The Good Knight’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #104

The Minstrel, Special-Man, & The Good Knight On Special-Man & The Good Knight’s Issues

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So “DC Comics” has started this “Trinity” comic with “Superman”, “Batman”, and “Wonder Woman” and that inspired this week’s comics that explore the relationships between these 3 characters. The actual comic seems pretty decent from the first issue.  The issue centers around “Lois Lane” (this being the “Lois Lane” from the the “Pre-Flashpoint” “DCU” that is married to “Superman” and has a son with him who all someone got into the “New 52” “DCU”) inviting “Batman” and “Wonder Woman” to dinner.

All that stuff in parentheses is everything wrong with “DC Comics”.

Moving on, for some reason “Wonder Woman” brings a boar… Seems like “Wonder Woman” at this point would have been in “Man’s World” or whatever long enough to know that’s not normal but whatever.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Special-Man return along with Freedom Female to discuss their relationship. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You (Censored)

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So after some delay I finally got this done. So as stated before, this comic like the last one is based on the work of Robert Crumb. Man, the amount of lines and detail Robert Crumb puts into his work is literally insane! Anyways the panels break down as:

  • Panel 1
    • Thought bubble 1&2  are based on panels from “R. Crumb’s Kafka” a comic book biography of writer Franz Kafka which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uep & here http://qr.net/b4ufD
    • Thought bubble 3 is based on the cover to the documentary “The Confessions Of Robert Crumb” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ugN
    • Thought bubble 4 is based on a this drawing of his character “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ukD
    • Thought bubble 5 is based on the cover of “The Complete Crumb Vol. 13” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uma
    • The rest is based on the backcover to “Carload O’ Comics” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uqr
  • Panel 2 is based on a drawing of a woman holding kittens from “R. Crumb’s Art & Beauty” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4usB
  • Panel 3 is based on the cover to “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here (Note: NSFW) http://qr.net/b4utV
  • Panel 4 is based on a drawing of Hugh Hefner and some women on a trip to Africa from “Art & Beauty Magazine” #2 which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uwy

Next time…. I honestly don’t know, but it will be the beginning of the end of this “Silver Age” chapter of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You

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So after some delay I finally got this done. So as stated before, this comic like the last one is based on the work of Robert Crumb. Man, the amount of lines and detail Robert Crumb puts into his work is literally insane! Anyways the panels break down as:

  • Panel 1
    • Thought bubble 1&2  are based on panels from “R. Crumb’s Kafka” a comic book biography of writer Franz Kafka which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uep & here http://qr.net/b4ufD
    • Thought bubble 3 is based on the cover to the documentary “The Confessions Of Robert Crumb” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ugN
    • Thought bubble 4 is based on a this drawing of his character “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ukD
    • Thought bubble 5 is based on the cover of “The Complete Crumb Vol. 13” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uma
    • The rest is based on the backcover to “Carload O’ Comics” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uqr
  • Panel 2 is based on a drawing of a woman holding kittens from “R. Crumb’s Art & Beauty” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4usB
  • Panel 3 is based on the cover to “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here (Note: NSFW) http://qr.net/b4utV
  • Panel 4 is based on a drawing of Hugh Hefner and some women on a trip to Africa from “Art & Beauty Magazine” #2 which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uwy

Next time…. I honestly don’t know, but it will be the beginning of the end of this “Silver Age” chapter of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers (Censored)

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Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four) (Censored)

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So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors) (Censored)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100C

The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad) (Censored)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin’” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A

Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four)ccc-100a-qgirlqboyslowku

So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100C

The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin'” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com