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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #59 The Innovator & Ms. Majors On People Who Can Predict The Future

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #59

The Innovator & Ms. Majors On People Who Can Predict The Future

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There’s several “Marvel” characters that have been able to predict the future so it’s really weird that this is the big thing that sets off “Civil War II”.  It’s also weird that a new character (one of those “Inhumans” that we all like better than “mutants”) was made up for this. What’s also weird is the major death in the first issue… (Spoiler Alert!)

So they supposedly killed off “War Machine” (“She-Hulk” also got hurt real bad too).  Since we saw what happened to “War Machine” in “Captain America: Civil War” its a strange choice to hit that same note so soon.  Death means nothing in comics so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

Tomorrow we end the week with The Innovator once again but this time along with his buddies from his secret group Headmaster Fresh, and Mr. Stretch to discuss predicting the future.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #58 The Innovator & Ms. Majors On Rumors Of Them Beefing (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #58

The Innovator & Ms. Majors On Rumors Of Them Beefing (Censored)

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This one is about “Civil War II”.  The big “Marvel” event going on now.  Looks like “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are squaring off over whether to use or not use this new “Inhuman” (surprise!) who can predict the future to stop things before they happen.   Not hopeful about this but whatever.  Gotta say I haven’t really liked an event comic in a long while.

Tomorrow more with The Innovator and Ms. Majors as they talk more about people who can predict the future. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #58 The Innovator & Ms. Majors On Rumors Of Them Beefing

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #58

The Innovator & Ms. Majors On Rumors Of Them Beefing

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This one is about “Civil War II”.  The big “Marvel” event going on now.  Looks like “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are squaring off over whether to use or not use this new “Inhuman” (surprise!) who can predict the future to stop things before they happen.   Not hopeful about this but whatever.  Gotta say I haven’t really liked an event comic in a long while.

Tomorrow more with The Innovator and Ms. Majors as they talk more about people who can predict the future. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #57 Apex, Facsimile, & Freak Creeper On “Fresh-men: Armageddon” & Facsimile’s Mothering (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #57

Apex, Facsimile, & Freak Creeper On “Fresh-men: Armageddon” & Facsimile’s Mothering (Censored)

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It’s kinda weird how in “X-men: Apocalypse” there’s no mention that “Mystique” is “Nightcrawler’s” mom, especially when there’s all this stuff about “Quicksilver” being “Magneto’s” son.  It’s even weirder when “Nightcrawler’s” dad is clearly established in “X-men: First Class”.

Some other stuff hinted at in this comic is “Wolverine” killing his son “Daken” (who somehow came back and was re-killed by “Mystique” of all people) and his female clone “X-23” (who has taken the mantle of “Wolverine” since “Wolverine” is dead, although he supposedly appeared in an “Agents Of Shield” comic, and his older alternate reality counterpart “Old Man Logan” is running around).  Comics gotta love em’.

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #57 Apex, Facsimile, & Freak Creeper On “Fresh-men: Armageddon” & Facsimile’s Mothering

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #57

Apex, Facsimile, & Freak Creeper On “Fresh-men: Armageddon” & Facsimile’s Mothering

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It’s kinda weird how in “X-men: Apocalypse” there’s no mention that “Mystique” is “Nightcrawler’s” mom, especially when there’s all this stuff about “Quicksilver” being “Magneto’s” son.  It’s even weirder when “Nightcrawler’s” dad is clearly established in “X-men: First Class”.

Some other stuff hinted at in this comic is “Wolverine” killing his son “Daken” (who somehow came back and was re-killed by “Mystique” of all people) and his female clone “X-23” (who has taken the mantle of “Wolverine” since “Wolverine” is dead, although he supposedly appeared in an “Agents Of Shield” comic, and his older alternate reality counterpart “Old Man Logan” is running around).  Comics gotta love em’.

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #56 Succubus & Red Witch On “Motherly Advice” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #56

Succubus & Red Witch On “Motherly Advice” (Censored)

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So in the comics “Rogue” and “Magneto” had this flirtation or something that never seemed to go anywhere after he saved her from a machine messing with he mind or something.  I don’t really remember. Then in the “Age Of Apocalyspe” they were married and somehow had a kid.  The Scarlet Witch at one point says “No More Mutants” and decimates the mutant population.  Fast forward a lot to after “Avengers VS X-men” and a team of  “X-men” and “Avengers” members is formed in “Uncanny Avengers” with “Rogue” and “Scarlet Witch”. “Rogue” naturally is hostile to “Scarlet Witch” as everyone should be sense she’s crazy and indecipherable powers she can barely control.  All of that is to say I thought it would be funny if “Rogue” went all “stepmom” on “Scarlet Witch”.

Tomorrow… Well the plan is a comic with my versions of Wolverine (Apex), Mystique (Facsimile), and Nightcrawler (Freak Creeper), but there’s a lot work I gotta do.  I’m pretty sure I can get it done though.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #56 Succubus & Red Witch On “Motherly Advice”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #56

Succubus & Red Witch On “Motherly Advice”

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So in the comics “Rogue” and “Magneto” had this flirtation or something that never seemed to go anywhere after he saved her from a machine messing with he mind or something.  I don’t really remember. Then in the “Age Of Apocalyspe” they were married and somehow had a kid.  The Scarlet Witch at one point says “No More Mutants” and decimates the mutant population.  Fast forward a lot to after “Avengers VS X-men” and a team of  “X-men” and “Avengers” members is formed in “Uncanny Avengers” with “Rogue” and “Scarlet Witch”. “Rogue” naturally is hostile to “Scarlet Witch” as everyone should be sense she’s crazy and indecipherable powers she can barely control.  All of that is to say I thought it would be funny if “Rogue” went all “stepmom” on “Scarlet Witch”.

Tomorrow… Well the plan is a comic with my versions of Wolverine (Apex), Mystique (Facsimile), and Nightcrawler (Freak Creeper), but there’s a lot work I gotta do.  I’m pretty sure I can get it done though.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #55 Nestra, Mental Assassin, & Crimson Matroyshka On Being A Female Assassin

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #55

Nestra, Mental Assassin, & Crimson Matroyshka On Being A Female Assassin

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I realized I had 3 different female assassin characters with strong accents and figured I’d put them all together.  It really would be weird (but also cool) to see “Elektra”, “Psylocke”, and “Black Widow” hangout and talk shop.  Two of them dated “Daredevil” so you got some interesting stuff right their.  Maybe some kinda blades vs guns debate.  The possibilities are endless.

Tomorrow Succubus and Red Witch have an uncomfortable conversation. Hope you enjoy and see ya then

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #54 The Fierce Freelancer And The Frantic Fight To Flee (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #54 The Fierce Freelancer And The Frantic Fight To Flee (Censored)

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So the actual story of this comic comes from the character “Shadow” from “Final Fantasy VI”.  He’s a character that only joins your party for money, leaves a random times, betrays your party at a certain point, and at one point you can wait to escape with him or leave without him.  When I played the “Playstation” remake of the game I didn’t know waiting for him meant he rejoins you so I left without him.  When I learned I coulda got him back I quit playing cause either I’d have to play A LOT of the game again or go on without him.

Anyways Rolanda Fransico is based on Ramona Fradon an artist who is best known for drawing “Aquaman”, “Brenda Starr”, “Super Friends” comics, and co-creating the character “Metamorpho.

Next time The Underwater Monarch’s kingdom is attacked and Q-boy along with the American World Protectors Of America come to back him up.  Tuesday-Thurday check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #54 The Fierce Freelancer And The Frantic Fight To Flee

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #54 The Fierce Freelancer And The Frantic Fight To Flee

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So the actual story of this comic comes from the character “Shadow” from “Final Fantasy VI”.  He’s a character that only joins your party for money, leaves a random times, betrays your party at a certain point, and at one point you can wait to escape with him or leave without him.  When I played the “Playstation” remake of the game I didn’t know waiting for him meant he rejoins you so I left without him.  When I learned I coulda got him back I quit playing cause either I’d have to play A LOT of the game again or go on without him.

Anyways Rolanda Fransico is based on Ramona Fradon an artist who is best known for drawing “Aquaman”, “Brenda Starr”, “Super Friends” comics, and co-creating the character “Metamorpho.

Next time The Underwater Monarch’s kingdom is attacked and Q-boy along with the American World Protectors Of America come to back him up.  Tuesday-Thurday check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter & IG: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com