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Conversations 229 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, The Innovator,

& Spiderous-Man On Initiation

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I have a terrible secret I must confess. I was out of work for a while and I picked up a terrible habit… I watch “TMZ Live”. I don’t watch regular “TMZ” cuz’ I can’t stomach it. The announcer guy and his corny jokes alone makes it unwatchable. If you’ve never seen “TMZ” it’s a celebrity gossip show. They sent their vulture-like camera people to bother celebrities and they “report” on things. By “report” I means “Google” things and make wild guess about what going on. Then idiots call in and repeat whatever they said and desperately try to get attention. The main guy Harvey Levin is a wishy-washy halfway Trump supporter. He constantly tries to pretend he’s not VERY rich from “TMZ”. I guess so all the barely paid staff there don’t start asking for money. He also mentions about 800 times an episode that he used to be a lawyer. I guess this is him reflecting on a time when he had dignity.

I could go on and on, but I’m getting away from the point. On Thursdays “TMZ Live” does something special. They have this guy Tim do a segment called “Tim’s Rejects”. You know how you can go ANYWHERE on the internet and find really cool and interesting videos? Well Tim has the special talent of somehow missing all the good stuff and finding 3 crappy videos. He also sets them up very poorly. Usually he asks “have you ever [insert whatever’s in the video]”. The segment usually ends with Harvey berating the guy for how crappy the videos are. All of this is to say that this comic say Spiderous-Man is pretty much that guy, Tim.

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^^This guy

Tomorrow The Innovator is switched out for Admiral Fire as these guys talk about payback. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 228 –(Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, The Innovator, & Spiderous-Man On An Offer…

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Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 228 –(Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, The Innovator,

& Spiderous-Man On An Offer Of A Lifetime

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Somehow I forgot to mention on of the biggest problems with “Spider-Man: Homecoming”. Spoilers if you haven’t seen it yet

[Spolier]

Near the end “Iron Man” says he’s going to let “Spider-Man” join “The Avengers”. “Spider-Man” then declines because he’s not ready. Then he asks if this is a test. Soon it’s revealed it wasn’t a test and “Iron Man” was actually going to put him on the team. There was a press conference set up and everything. To me this was a big mistake. “Spider-Man” hadn’t earned it. He broke the rules, hacked his suit, and he’s a kid. This also undercuts the maturity he shows be declining. In fact, “Spider-Man” should have had to make his own suit. One not nearly as good as the “Iron Man” one, but better than his original costume.

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Tomorrow all these guys return to talk about Spiderous-Man “initiation right”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #109 Belinda Bishop, Johanna Johnson, Luscious Trapp On … We’ll Just Say Dating

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #109

Belinda Bishop, Johanna Johnson, Luscious Trapp On … We’ll Just Say Dating

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In the comics “Misty Knight” has a bionic arm. That’s pretty much what this comic is about. I haven’t watched anymore of “Luke Cage” (still only about half way through), but nothing about the show would make me think the “Misty Knight” on that show is going to get some type of robotic arm by the end. Although if she did and it said “Stark” or something on it that would be awesome.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” next Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106 Wing-Man, Proud Lion, & Luscious Trapp On Luscious’ Wife Johanna Johnson

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #106

Wing-Man, Proud Lion, & Luscious Trapp On Luscious’ Wife Johanna Johnson

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So how many of ya’ll been watching (or have a watched for you super binge watchers) “Luke Cage”? I’ve watched about half of it and it’s pretty damn good. “Marvel” and “Netflix” has done it again! One thing I really like about the “Marvel” “Netflix” shows is that each show feels completely different than the others. It’s damn shame we’re not getting a “Ghost Rider” show like this.  Instead he get’s to hang with “Skye” from “Agents Of Shield” while she been annoying.

Speaking of which, tomorrow Luscious Trapp returns with Blind Fury and we’re introduced to Hell’s Hunter. They’ll be talking about his character being on the show “Operatives Of A.R.M.O.R.”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You (Censored)

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So after some delay I finally got this done. So as stated before, this comic like the last one is based on the work of Robert Crumb. Man, the amount of lines and detail Robert Crumb puts into his work is literally insane! Anyways the panels break down as:

  • Panel 1
    • Thought bubble 1&2  are based on panels from “R. Crumb’s Kafka” a comic book biography of writer Franz Kafka which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uep & here http://qr.net/b4ufD
    • Thought bubble 3 is based on the cover to the documentary “The Confessions Of Robert Crumb” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ugN
    • Thought bubble 4 is based on a this drawing of his character “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ukD
    • Thought bubble 5 is based on the cover of “The Complete Crumb Vol. 13” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uma
    • The rest is based on the backcover to “Carload O’ Comics” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uqr
  • Panel 2 is based on a drawing of a woman holding kittens from “R. Crumb’s Art & Beauty” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4usB
  • Panel 3 is based on the cover to “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here (Note: NSFW) http://qr.net/b4utV
  • Panel 4 is based on a drawing of Hugh Hefner and some women on a trip to Africa from “Art & Beauty Magazine” #2 which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uwy

Next time…. I honestly don’t know, but it will be the beginning of the end of this “Silver Age” chapter of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #61 The Vicious Cycle And The Gifts They Buy You

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So after some delay I finally got this done. So as stated before, this comic like the last one is based on the work of Robert Crumb. Man, the amount of lines and detail Robert Crumb puts into his work is literally insane! Anyways the panels break down as:

  • Panel 1
    • Thought bubble 1&2  are based on panels from “R. Crumb’s Kafka” a comic book biography of writer Franz Kafka which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uep & here http://qr.net/b4ufD
    • Thought bubble 3 is based on the cover to the documentary “The Confessions Of Robert Crumb” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ugN
    • Thought bubble 4 is based on a this drawing of his character “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4ukD
    • Thought bubble 5 is based on the cover of “The Complete Crumb Vol. 13” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uma
    • The rest is based on the backcover to “Carload O’ Comics” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uqr
  • Panel 2 is based on a drawing of a woman holding kittens from “R. Crumb’s Art & Beauty” which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4usB
  • Panel 3 is based on the cover to “Mr. Natural” which you can check out here (Note: NSFW) http://qr.net/b4utV
  • Panel 4 is based on a drawing of Hugh Hefner and some women on a trip to Africa from “Art & Beauty Magazine” #2 which you can check out here http://qr.net/b4uwy

Next time…. I honestly don’t know, but it will be the beginning of the end of this “Silver Age” chapter of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101 Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101

Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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Yep I made my version of “The Hulk” Black.  I revealed his name was Broadrick Benton in a previous comic (Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations #74 specifically).  Anyways, last week was the big 100th comic which featured the 100th Conversation cypher. Alot of characters didn’t get to be part of that so we’ll be continuing with that theme this week.  Tomorrow Succubus, Death Poll, & Drizzle have their own cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101 Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101

Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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Yep I made my version of “The Hulk” Black.  I revealed his name was Broadrick Benton in a previous comic (Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations #74 specifically).  Anyways, last week was the big 100th comic which featured the 100th Conversation cypher. Alot of characters didn’t get to be part of that so we’ll be continuing with that theme this week.  Tomorrow Succubus, Death Poll, & Drizzle have their own cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers (Censored)

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Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four) (Censored)

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So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors) (Censored)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

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The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad) (Censored)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin’” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A

Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four)ccc-100a-qgirlqboyslowku

So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100C

The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin'” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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