Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 191 – Q-boy, Mr. Mystic, Hazard Hands, & Spiderous-Man On The “Space Saga: The Final Quedi” Teaser

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 191 – Q-boy,

Mr. Mystic, Hazard Hands, & Spiderous-Man On The “Space Saga: The Final Quedi” Teaser

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So what about that “Star Wars: The Final Jedi” teaser, huh? I must say it got me hyped. This is saying a lot cause I didn’t like “Rogue One”. To me “The Forces Awakens” worked but despite itself. Also “Han Solo” carried that movie. I’ve even questioned if “Star Wars” movies work without him at all. Guess we’ll see in December.

I started work on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. It’s going to a double page comic. After a whole comic without him Q-boy will appear too. Also I’m still doing preliminary stuff for “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” 200. As I said before this will have my version of “Sailor Moon”. As with most of my characters there’s a huge twist with her. Don’t wanna over-hype it but it’s pretty big.

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Tommorow Hazard Hands returns with Special-Girl, The Minstrel, and Slowku. They discuss Special-Girl and Slowku spending some time together. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The

Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

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With these comics I’m still figuring things out. I say this because I’m going to change what I’m doing with “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” again.

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My new plan is to only update when I have completed panels or in some cases more than one done. Also I’m going to stop the updating on Monday. That seems to be day when most people aren’t checking out comics. I’m debating posting these comics on days “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” gets posted.

I’m still in the middle of the writing process for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. I’m also working on something planned for “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” 200. It will break format and involve the introduction of my version of “Sailor Moon”. I’ll get more into this later…

Now for this actual comic. I know I can’t be alone with “Better Call Saul” right? Like it’s okay, but “Breaking Bad” was SO great. Although “Gus” is suppose to be on this season so that might be interesting.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

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I posted the long awaited “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65 and not until too late noticed I screwed up. Distraction Lass gets her arm blown off in one panel. A couple panels later though there’s the same arm intact.

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I fixed it though…Aaand as I write I also realize I forgot to put the fixed version on the site.

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Enough with my screw ups. This comic was a weird one wasn’t it? This combination of characters seems to lead me down weird rabbit holes. Trying to psycho analyze someone as thick as Slowku leads to quick frustration. Especially when you’re also working with someone with as many issues as Special-Girl. Then you have Hazard Hands being there to be petty. It’s a nice gumbo of craziness to work with. Tomorrow these guys return to dive deeper down this rabbit hole. They get derailed though…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 188– Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On The P@&$^ Commercial

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 188–

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On The P@&$^ Commercial

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Wow. Pepsi stepped in it with that commercial, huh? Guess we all learned a couple things here. One, don’t use serious subjects to sell products. Two, which is more important, stay away from Kardashians.

Enough of that, let’s talk some “X-men”. So over the last couple weeks I read “X-men: Prime” and “X-men: Gold” 1… I can’t express how much I want to like “X-men”. “X-men” was one of my favorite things ever for the longest time. Now it’s hard even read ABOUT what’s going on in “X-men” nontheless the actual comics.

So “X-men: Prime” is an entire comic about making “Kitty Pryde” the leader and moving the school to central park. Do they fight anyone or do anything exciting? Nah. Setting up those two things is pretty much it. Alright, starting out rough already.

“X-men: Gold” 1 is… Ya know what I can’t get past one thing in this. There’s a character named “Prestige”. Now I assumed this was a new character. No. This is “Rachael Summers”.

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There’s a dumb explanation why she shouldn’t go by “Phoenix” or “Marvel Girl”, but “Prestige”?! Why not go by “Rachel Summers” then? Also her costume is terrible. Other than that it was… Meh! Not great, not terrible.

Tomorrow, Special-Girl and Hazard Hands return. They talk with The Minstrel and Slowku about… Well it somehow becomes about asexual reproduction. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 –

Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

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So you might be wondering what Special-Girl is freaking out about. This stuff about the a multi-verse the died got referred to before. This was way back in “Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations” 36. You can check that out here http://bit.ly/ccconver36 .

To re-explain I’ll paraphase what I wrote then. “This one has some references to “Crisis Of Infinite Earth””. This was “the big event of DC Comics that ended its multi-verse”. The main thing is in “Crisis” “The Flash” and “Supergirl” die in it. Also the “DC” heroes don’t remember “Crisis” happening. In my version, my verions of them (Quickie and Special-Girl) remember it happening. They are the only once who do though.

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…And that’s enough convoluted continuity stuff for now. That’s it was “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” this week. Check out another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. More than likely is will be a look at the final panel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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“Naive” is the nicest way of putting it, but “Goku” is pretty dumb. A lot of it you can’t blame on him though. First off, he may have suffered brain damage in when “Grandpa Gohan” dropped him as an infant. This is what turned “Goku” from the child sent to kill all humans to the good natured guy we know today. Also “Goku” has had no formal education in his whole life. The being some basic lessons from a perverted hermit for 3 years tops.

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Also “Saiyans” in general don’t seem to be a particularly smart people. They seem to be a race of mercenaries that rely on others for technology. They were the “muscle” and “Freeza” was the “brain” in their operation.

So don’t blame “Goku” for thinking a wife is “something you eat”. (Yes the joke is already all over the internet). Smile at him, shake your head, and him idiot savant his way to learning an attack he saw 5 second ago.

Tomorrow all the guys return as Special-Girl talks about her issues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

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I’ve said everything I have to say about “The Flash” and “Supergirl” so let’s move on to the other “DCComics” “CW” shows. Say what you want about “Arrow” but that show is ballsy. It straight out tell you “no this guy is actually a serial killer and his quest is hypocritical”. They walk it back a little to keep the show going, but they still. Ballsy. It reminds of “Angel” in way. The same sort of “we may never be able to atone, but we try anyway” attitude. That’s a good thing. The best of these shows take from “Buffy” and “Angel”.

“Legends Of Tomorrow” is a show that has fun with its concept. Does it make sense most of the time? No. I’m sure it doesn’t even follow the established time travel rules of other show. What it does is give you cool moments and situations so you don’t care. This season is a dramatic improvement over the first. This show went from what could might have been the weakest show to what might be the best. In one season. Give them a round of applause!

Tomorrow Special-Girl, and Hazard Hands return to talk with The Minstrel and Slowku. They get into some of the issues brought up last week about kissing. Also the topic of marriage comes up. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

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I usually write these comics for the week on Sunday night. At some point earlier in the week I have a general idea what I want to do. This week I knew I wanted to have something about the “Justice League” trailer. I also wanted to make fun of that “Supergirl”/ “Flash” musical thing. The main theme of the week was the kissing and choking stuff. As I mentioned yesterday I got this idea from tweets from @thegoofyartist . What I’m getting at is I didn’t go in thinking “I’m going to have squirting joke” in Thursday’s comic?

What ends up in the comics is what happens when I develop a “rhythm” for the characters talking to each other. “This character says this”. “This leads to that”. “Oh man that would crazy”. Voila! You get “yada yada squirting”.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow there will be another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

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Before I get into the comic I gotta say something. It’s a sad day when a “Spider-Man” trailer gets me more hyped than “Justice League’s”. “Justice League’s” trailer got past the “this is going to be terrible” phase into the “this might be good” phase. “Spider-Man’s” trailer got me to the “I want to see this” phase.

Enough of that, on to today’s comic. The idea for this one came from some tweets from Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist . It started with a couple tweets about “how people came up with kissing is weird”. Then a tweet that was a “Sailor Moon” meme about choking. It was such a weird trasition it sparked this.

Can’t lie she’s kind of a gold mine for my warped little brain. This is the 3rd idea she’s inspired. The first was last year’s hoiday special where I had her be a character in it. You can see that here http://bit.ly/qbxmas3 . The second is a BIG story I haven’t started yet that I’m still mapping out in my head. IF I do it, it will be a story that sorta sums up the storylines going on in this comic including:

  • Special-Girl (“Supergirl”) as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches
  • The rumor that The Minstrel (“Harley Quinn”) is actually Kellyanne Conway
  • & Where clones such as “Weirdera ( female “Bizarro”) and Fiddy Fo’ (“X-23”) come from

And all that came from her mean mugging while dancing with a “unicorn” filter. What can I say? My brain does weird stuff. Tomorrow all these guys are back except Slowku to talk more about choking… It gets worse… Hope you enjoy and see ya then

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands,

Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

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On Saturday the new trailer for “Justice League” came out. There’s actual hope now this movie won’t be terrible. The action actually looks good it doesn’t seem as bleak as the other “DCEU” movies. There are still problems though which include:

  • As implied in this comic the attempts at humor are still weak
  • There was no way this was going to change, but everything about “The Flash” is wrong and his costume looks stupid
  • “Mera”, “Commisioner Gordon”, and random Atlanteans and Amazons made it into the trailer. This looks like a lot of wasted time on non-relevant characters.
  • Still no sign of “Superman”. If they’re still saving him as a surprise then why? Everyone knows he’s gonna be in it. If he’s going to be in it a little bit that’s gonna be dissapointing.

Oh and if it wasn’t clear that “Flash”/”Supergirl” musical crossover thing was awful! Tomorrow…. Things get weird as Slowku and Freedom Female replace Apex and Quickie. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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