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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 216 – The Minstrel, J-Pop, & Admiral Star On Eating

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Conversations 216 – The Minstrel,

J-Pop, & Admiral Star On “All Eyez On Me”

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“All Eyez On Me” A 2pac Movie Crucified Much Like The Cover Of His Last Official Album

I’m as big a 2pac fan as any. So I went to see the biopic about him “All Eyez On Me” on Saturday. To say the least, this movie is getting A LOT of hate… I don’t get it. It’s pretty good. I’d give it a B. As a whole it is VERY accurate. There are tiny liberties taken for story reasons, but who doesn’t expect that?

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Jada Smith is whining about some tiny things they changed in the movie. This is weird cuz’ her character has a kinda big part and she portrayed very well.

The biggest complaint you can give the movie is that there’s too much to cover. You could make entires series about several parts of his life. More stuff happens in the last 9 months of 2pac’s life than pretty much anyone. Bottom line, the movie gets SO much SO right.

  • Almost every major thing that happened to Pac gets covered
  • A lot of famous thing you saw him wear is in the movie
  • The dude looks damn near identical to Pac rjoynesjr@gmail.com
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There’s more to say, but I’ll stop here. Tomorrow Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Slowku, & Spiderous-Man talk are here. They talk about an ice part Freedom Female threw in honor of her movie’s success. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 208 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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Conversations 208  –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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So yesterday I talked about having to do a lot of editing for the comic. This one was a LOT more. In fact as I write this I’m not even done yet.

“Wristcutters: A Love Story” is real a movie about a chick who commits suicide. She then ends up in a place that’s a little worse than here. I don’t remember much else about it. In real life I did get this movie while “picking the corspe” of a “Blockbuster” video that was closing. An old co-worker, Reagan Myers coined the term… Well as far as I know he did…

Tomorrow we switch gears as Admiral Lightning, Freedom Female, and Badassia are here. They talk about Freedom Female’s home the Isle Of Manless Maidens and Amish people. Also “Freedom Female: The Original World Protector” is comes out this weekend so that comes up.

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Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 207 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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Conversations 207 –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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This is yet another comic where I had to do a lot of editing. The first thing Spiderous-Man says is completely different from what I first wrote. In the middle of doing the word balloons for this comic I realized I needed to change what he said. J-Pop mentions “Talentless Americans Trying Get A Crappy Vegas Show”. If the title didn’t make it clear this is this world’s version of “America’s Got Talent”. I remembered that this show plays a part in the origin I wrote for “Spiderous-Man”. This is yet another story I want to tell at some point. With that established it would seem weird if he didn’t say something about that.

You also might’ve noticed that the some new fonts used for this comic. Over the last couple weeks I’ve searched through hundreds of fonts and downloaded a bunch. These should be “cleaner” and easier to read than the fonts I was using before. Hope you like em’?

Tomorrow these 3 return and it gets kinda dark, but sorta positive in the end… I dunno… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

PS Always remember Zelda is the princess…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 192 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Spending Time Together

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I’ve been circling around this idea of Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out for a while. I felt as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches she need someone to play off. Also she’d want to fill someone’s head with pro-Trump nonsense. Slowku seemed like a good candidate. Another thing I wanted address was the rumor the The Minstrel is Kellyanne Conway. Now that Kellyanne isn’t a big media pressence anymore it would be less of a big deal.

Alright, let’s talk some X-men again. Over the weekend I checked out “X-men: Blue” 1. This one has the time displaced younger versions of the original “X-men”. I can’t deal with them in general. It makes no sense that time isn’t destroyed by this. For some reason young “Jean Grey” is the leader even though “Cyclops” is right there. I haven’t followed these character much. Now “Angel” has fire wings and “Beast” does magic or something… Okay…

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Then the big reveal at the end is… Wait for it… They work for “Magneto”… Except “Magneto” has been apart of the “X-men” for like 10 years now. So what’s the big deal… But wait there’s more!

There was buzz that this was where they were going to bring back the real “Wolverine”. Yeah not so much. It’s “Ultimate Wolverine’s” son. Who sucks. Welp done with the comic.

Tomorrow Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Slowku continue talking about Special-Girl and Slowku hanging out. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The

Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

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With these comics I’m still figuring things out. I say this because I’m going to change what I’m doing with “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” again.

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My new plan is to only update when I have completed panels or in some cases more than one done. Also I’m going to stop the updating on Monday. That seems to be day when most people aren’t checking out comics. I’m debating posting these comics on days “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” gets posted.

I’m still in the middle of the writing process for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. I’m also working on something planned for “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” 200. It will break format and involve the introduction of my version of “Sailor Moon”. I’ll get more into this later…

Now for this actual comic. I know I can’t be alone with “Better Call Saul” right? Like it’s okay, but “Breaking Bad” was SO great. Although “Gus” is suppose to be on this season so that might be interesting.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

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I posted the long awaited “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65 and not until too late noticed I screwed up. Distraction Lass gets her arm blown off in one panel. A couple panels later though there’s the same arm intact.

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I fixed it though…Aaand as I write I also realize I forgot to put the fixed version on the site.

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Enough with my screw ups. This comic was a weird one wasn’t it? This combination of characters seems to lead me down weird rabbit holes. Trying to psycho analyze someone as thick as Slowku leads to quick frustration. Especially when you’re also working with someone with as many issues as Special-Girl. Then you have Hazard Hands being there to be petty. It’s a nice gumbo of craziness to work with. Tomorrow these guys return to dive deeper down this rabbit hole. They get derailed though…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 –

Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

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So you might be wondering what Special-Girl is freaking out about. This stuff about the a multi-verse the died got referred to before. This was way back in “Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations” 36. You can check that out here http://bit.ly/ccconver36 .

To re-explain I’ll paraphase what I wrote then. “This one has some references to “Crisis Of Infinite Earth””. This was “the big event of DC Comics that ended its multi-verse”. The main thing is in “Crisis” “The Flash” and “Supergirl” die in it. Also the “DC” heroes don’t remember “Crisis” happening. In my version, my verions of them (Quickie and Special-Girl) remember it happening. They are the only once who do though.

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…And that’s enough convoluted continuity stuff for now. That’s it was “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” this week. Check out another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. More than likely is will be a look at the final panel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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“Naive” is the nicest way of putting it, but “Goku” is pretty dumb. A lot of it you can’t blame on him though. First off, he may have suffered brain damage in when “Grandpa Gohan” dropped him as an infant. This is what turned “Goku” from the child sent to kill all humans to the good natured guy we know today. Also “Goku” has had no formal education in his whole life. The being some basic lessons from a perverted hermit for 3 years tops.

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Also “Saiyans” in general don’t seem to be a particularly smart people. They seem to be a race of mercenaries that rely on others for technology. They were the “muscle” and “Freeza” was the “brain” in their operation.

So don’t blame “Goku” for thinking a wife is “something you eat”. (Yes the joke is already all over the internet). Smile at him, shake your head, and him idiot savant his way to learning an attack he saw 5 second ago.

Tomorrow all the guys return as Special-Girl talks about her issues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang 3PM The Minstrel On An Announcement

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The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics
Shebangabang 3PM The Minstrel On An Announcement

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

If you’ve been paying attention to the last few posts I’ve mentioned launching a new comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” and this looked like the perfect opportunity to do so.  To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12PM.  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex, & Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex,

& Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

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What’s Special-Girl up to? You’ll find out in tomorrow’s “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”

So as I described last time tomorrow is hourly comic day and the 1st anniversary of this comic. Traditionally on hourly comics day people make a comic for every hour they are awake on the day.  Round here we do things different. There will be a (very much pre-made beforehand) comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day. On Instagram it won’t be quite hourly because I have can’t automate IG posts but they will be hourly on twitter (same name on there @rjoynesjr ) and on my site (http://bit.ly/qbninja ). At worst it’ll be one hell of train wreck to witness.

Brace yourselves folks this is gonna be a wild one… I know I am… See ya at midnight! Hope ya enjoy and see ya then!

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