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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 249 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, & Spiderous-Man On Ruined Plans

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Conversations 249 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, & Spiderous-Man On

Ruined Plans

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Completely unrelated to the comic I had jury duty last week. I’m allowed to talk about the case, but I won’t. I’ll just say it was NOT pretty.

Because in these comics I mix versions of “Marvel” and “DC” characters I like to combine characters that are similar or serve the same purpose. I’ll get more into that tomorrow though.

Speaking of which, tomorrow these guys return but Pussy Whip will be up top with Spiderous-Man to talk about her secret. You might be able to guess what it is. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 245 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On …

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Conversations 245 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On Dating Prospects

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My first thought was to have Belinda reject Frag Count immediately, but then I thought that was the obvious thing to do. Having her be open to the idea led to some interesting ideas, and I think it ended up being the better choice.

I’m going to be experimenting with the format of these comics again. I’m still trying to make these comics easier to read

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 244 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On …

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Conversations 244 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On … Suprisingly Mostly “Mega Man”

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I’m actually with Spiderous-Man on this one. I actually liked “Mega Man X” games better. Truthfully, I’ve never beaten any “Mega Man” game ever though. “Mega Man X” games seemed possible to beat though, but regular “Mega Man” games were dumb hard. I really liked how in the “X” games you as progressed you got armor. Also the secret “Street Fighter” moves were cool. My favorite “Mega Man” game is the original “Mega Man X”.

What “Mega Man” games did you like, and what did you like about them?

Tomorrow these guys return and the conversation takes another weird turn as Frag Count kicks some game. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 243 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On …

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Conversations 243 – Belinda Bishop, Freedom Female, Frag Count, Spiderous-Man & Blind Fury On “The Defense Squad” Show

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I finished watching “The Defenders” on Sunday night and I gotta say it was pretty damn good. I’d give it an A-. Some parts were a little slow and some parts were a little iffy, but overall it was just too much fun to judge too harshly. I still see people hating on “Iron Fist”. Really, he’s not that bad. He’s the character that was established in his show which is impulsive and hot headed. Is he the weak link of the group? Sure, but him and his show are A LOT better than A LOT of shows and characters people give a pass for.

[Tiny spoiler]

It’s funny because I wrote this comic before watching the last episode and referenced the robot arm “Misty Knight” has in the comics. At this point I didn’t see that things were headed toward “Misty” getting a robot arm and my version of her, Belinda, was oringally going to boycott the network with her group.

[End spoiler]

Tomorrow these guys return and the conversation takes a pretty weird turn. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 237 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 237 – Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, Headmistress, Slowku & Spiderous-Man On The “Prehistoric Revenge Squad”

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The next big event happening with “Marvel” is “Generations” and part of that is a series called “Marvel Legacy”. Part of that is the introduction of “Avengers 100,000,000 BC”. Confused yet? To blatantly steal a line from “Watchmen” “don’t be alarmed that only indicates you are still sane”.

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If you haven’t seen the team it features Odin, “Agamotto” (the guy whose eye “Dr. Strange” wears), and a “Hulk”-looking guy whose a“Star Brand” (“Star Brand” is a “New Universe” character “Marvel” has been trying to make happen for the last few years).

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Also there are version of “Phoenix”, “Iron Fist”, “Ghost Rider” (who rides a flaming Mastadon!!!), and “Black Panther”.

My kneejerk reaction is “this is stupid and makes no sense for a whole host of reason”, BUT the art looks good. So even though I’m going to make fun of this all week in these comics I’ll actually try to give it a fair chance when it comes out. Fingers crossed folks…

Tomorrow these guys return and continue on about the “Prehistoric Revenge Squad”. Hope ya enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 235 – Frag Count, Freedom Female, The Innovator & Spiderous-Man On …

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Conversations 235 – Frag Count,

Freedom Female, The Innovator & Spiderous-Man On Salty Sally

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Wonder Woman : Now They’re Just Getting Greedy

I’ve harped on “Wonder Woman” a lot, but the level to which it is overrated keeps ramping up. It has now gone from “ridiculous” to “fanatical”. It’s so bad that I thought maybe I was too harsh on it so I got a cammed version so I could watch it again… Nope it’s a C+ movie. At best. I wouldn’t give ya shit if you gave it a B, but it’s a C movie. I still need to re-watch “Man Of Steel” to see if it’s even the best “DCEU” movie. I went into pretty good detail about the flaws so I won’t bore you with that again. I’m not saying it’s completely without merit or it’s terrible. It has “heart”. Which is pretty much the film equivalent of “she’s got a nice personality”.

I bring all this up because supposedly now there’s a campaign for “Wonder Woman” to get an “Oscar”.

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This is just greedy. You skated by on a mediocre movie. Don’t be like Trump. Take your “technical” win with some humility. Learn from the mistakes and come back with a movie that actually deserves the praise. Knowing how things work if it does get nominated it will probably get an “Oscar” for something. If this happens they should give it to the people who made “Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.2”. A movie that is better written, has more and better action, is funnier, and actually has more “heart” in it’s own way. So far it is BY FAR the best superhero movie this year.

Oh and as far as the comic, just in case it wasn’t clear Salty Sandy is basically “Petter Potts”. Tomorrow Admiral A, Admiral Star, The Good Knight, and Slowku discuss a contest and an induction. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 234 – Frag Count, Freedom Female, The Innovator & Spiderous-Man On The New …

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Conversations 234 – Frag Count, Freedom Female, The Innovator & Spiderous-Man On The New American Enforcer

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Ya know what I really liked? I like when “The Punisher” was off by himself in an R-rated comic that was part of “Marvel’s” “Max line” of comics. “The Punisher” could be in violent messed-up stories and wouldn’t be involved in some terrible crossover. Sadly, those days are gone… They went and brought him back in the normal “Marvel Universe”. Now with this “Secret Invasion” crossover they got going on he’s part of “Hydra”. Ugh!

There’s a rationale for it, and I guess it kinda makes sense but still… Ugh! He shouldn’t be in this the first place. He should be murdering mobsters by the truckload. That would be bad enough, but lately “Marvel” and “DCComics” have been playing “bad idea chicken”. As far as comics “Marvel’s” been winning this race to the bottom for a while now. “Marvel” is going to up the ante by making “The Punisher” the new “War Machine”. Yep kill off one of the few Black characters that’s isn’t just a poor man’s version of a White hero and replace him with a White guy who shouldn’t even be involved in the first place. What even needs to be said at this point?

Tomorrow these guys return and Spiderous-Man elaborates on what he wants The Innovator to do. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, & Blind Fury On “Defense”

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Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, &

Blind Fury On “Defense”

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We close out this week with Admiral Star hiring this world equivalents to “The Defenders” as body guards. With this whole “setting up Admiral Star to be robbed” thing there’s a lot of pieces moving. Let’s review them…

People Burned By Admiral Star Who Are Actively Plotting The Setup

  • Spiderous-Man
  • (Perfect) Spiderous-Man
  • Admiral Fire – says she can ensure she’ll be temporarily defenseless

People Who Know About The Setup But Are Not Stopping It

  • Freedom Female – Purely out of nihilism because achieving her dream of a successful (but not very good) movie has left her Defense
  • J-Pop – tried to warn Admiral Star but got a nasty voicemail for the trouble, now her attitude is screw it

People Are Unwittingly Setting Up The Time And Place Of The Robbery

  • Special-Man, The Good Knight/ The American World Protectors Of America (tricked by Spiderous-Man suggesting that Admiral Star be put on the team)

People Potentially Defending Admiral Star

  • The Defense Squad (Blind Fury, Luscious Trapp, Johanna Johnson, & Hazard Hands)
  • Slowku
  • Her teammates the Celestial Admirals

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 225 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On (Perfect) Spiderous-Man Changing

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Conversations 225 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp,

& Spiderous-Man On (Perfect)

Spiderous-Man Changing

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I’ll get more into “Perfect” Spiderous-Man later. In short, he’s this world’s “Miles Morales/ Ultimate Spider-Man”. I’ve hinted about him for a while, but finally decided what I wanted to do with him. He’s the nightmare version of what happens when you give a kid a bunch of money…

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That’s not important now though. Let’s talk about “Spider-Man: Homecoming”…

“Spider-Man: Homecoming”: “Iron Man Jr.”

Is Fine With Me

Let’s start with the obvious questions. Is it the best “Spider-Man” movie? Yeah, but that’s not saying much. Is it better than “Wonder Woman”? Well yeah, but “Wonder Woman” wasn’t very good. It’s a mid-tier “Marvel” movie. A solid B. A straight 80% B. I was never bored by it. I’d say overall my feeling was “this is fine”. Some have a problem with it, but this is more of an “Iron Man Jr.” movie than a “Spider-Man”, but that’s fine with me. There are some problems but I’ll get into those tomorrow.

Tomorrow we switch out Luscious Trapp for Admiral Star. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 198 – Special-Girl, Q-girl, & Spiderous-Man On Living Together

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 198 –

Special-Girl, Q-girl, & Spiderous-Man On Living Together

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I’m going to change my plans for the 200th comic. The story I had in mind has become bigger and I need more time to develop it. What I plan to do now will be a few of these comics to introduce my version of “Sailor Moon” and the other “Sailor Scouts”. In fact I finished the design of my version of “Sailor Moon” for this comic last night. Her name is Admiral Star.

 On to this comic. I’ve been wanting to bring back Q-girl and Spiderous-Man for while. I couldn’t find the right story for them until now. The whole “The Mindy Project” thing came from me finally wanting to see what was going on during the last season. I then realized I had only watched half of the season before. “Mindy” is always a show I root for because it started as a good show. It always get screwed up though. People who aren’t funny (Mindy’s friends?) keep getting added to it. They not only aren’t funny in their own right they hog up time from the good characters. Oh well, I hear next season it ends anyway…

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Tomorrow we meet up with Slowku, The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, and Mr. Stretch. An unexpected schooling in taxes gets dropped. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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