Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 254 – “Perfect” Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Admiral Fire, & Spiderous-Man On …

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 254 – “Perfect”

Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Admiral Fire, & Spiderous-Man

On Working With Your

Spouse

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Have you ever seen someone about to do something dumb and something told you to try and stop them? Your instinct is to just mind your own business and move on, but something makes you fight it. For me that thought is almost always a mistake. One thing I’ve seem to have learned is that people are going to what they’re going to do. You can tell them exactly why what they’re doing is dumb and exactly what they should instead and 90% of the time they don’t listen. Worse yet sometimes they get mad at you for. That’s kinda what I tried to convey with Freedom Female in this comic.

That’s it for this week check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 253 – The Good Knight, Freedom Female, Red Witch, & Spiderous-Man On …

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 253 – The Good

Knight, Freedom Female, Red Witch,

& Spiderous-Man On Working With

Your Spouse

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One thing this comic gets into is that not too long ago “Batman” met the alternate reality version of his dad. He was from the “Flashpoint” world (which shouldn’t exist because it’s an alternate timeline that was erased not another universe but…comics). In the “Flashpoint” world “Bruce Wayne’s” dad becomes “Batman” after “Bruce” is killed by criminals. His mom also becomes “The Joker”. People generally seem to like this idea, but I find it completely ridiculous.

I think it’s even worse that “Batman” and “Dad Batman” actually met. The whole point of “Batman” is that he represent a child’s reaction to losing his parents. It’s a kid saying “no one will ever die again” and meaning it. This is also why it’s so important that “Batman” doesn’t kill.

An adult wouldn’t have the same reaction, and even his they did they wouldn’t EXACTLY the same thing. “Batman” used his childhood fear of bats as weapon. Why would his dad do the same thing? What I’m getting at is he would at least have a different gimmick. Maybe rabid squirrels or something?

Tomorrow Spiderous-Man and Freedom Female return and are joined by “Perfect” Spiderous-Man and Admiral Fire. They discuss aborting a plan. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 252 – The Good Knight, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On …

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 252 – The Good Knight, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, &

Spiderous-Man On Working

With Your Spouse

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Before I tried to take a change pace and talk about some comics that are actually good. Let me add on more to the “slightly above okay” pile. That would be “Red Hood And The Outlaws”. This one deserves a special distinction for being “most improved comic”. Back when “DC” did the whole “New 52” thing “Red Hood And The Outlaws” was not just terrible it was a prime example of everything wrong with the “New 52” and comics in general. I was painful character destroying experience that “DC” is still trying to recover from.

In fact here’s what I wrote about “Red Hood In The Outlaws” on Facebook when it came out..

“Red Hood And The Outlaws:  Ya know I must really not understand how comics work.  Cuz’ I thought a writer pitches a concept for a book then someone has to approve it, and then after that an editor has to approve the story.  Obviously from reading this the process must go more like this…

DC Staff:  Hey anyone wanna write?!  We got 52 spots open!  And we’ll take ANYTHING!

*name removed to protect the writer*: How about 1 character no one likes, another no one cares about, and I’ll completely ruin a character who’s part of popular kids show?

DC Staff:  Great!  Here are sacks of money!

I’m not even going to get into the main problem and controversy of this issue yet.  Lets start with the “star” of this comic.  See… Well… I mean… How bad does a character have to suck for people to vote to have him killed?  They didn’t vote for Jason Todd to not be Robin, or to not be around, or for there not to be another Robin besides Dick Grayson.  They voted for him to die… That says an awful lot.  So course the marketing geniuses  at DC go “hey people hate this guy lets bring him back, and make him more unlikeable!” .  I guess Marvel brought back Bucky and made him kick ass so DC decided to do the opposite.  So that’s our lead for this comic… Then there’s Green Arrow’s sidekick who now goes by Arsenal who at best is meh (also seeing as Green Arrow is now much younger was Arsenal his sidekick in this new continuity?). And then there’s Starfire… Who has been turned into a emotionless sex robot who will let basically anyone bang her and doesn’t care about or remember humans.  Yeah great way to welcome those kids who watched the “Teen Titans” cartoon.  The sad part is the art is pretty good, and the first few pages actually seemed half decent then Starfire shows up and this becomes more creepy and pandering than hentai.  Hell it’s worse than bad hentai.  I don’t have a problem with fan service, cheesecake, or whatever, but this isn’t even insulting to women… It’s insulting to guys.  You really think guys want this?!  Really?! Also the rest of the issue is boring.  I came to see a train wreck and this is so much worse than thought it would be”

This new version though ain’t bad. Not great, but not bad. Once thing I admire is learning and improvement so salute on turning it around.

Tomorrow all these Luscious is swapped out for Red Witch as these guys continue to talk about working with spouses and other stuff. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, & Blind Fury On “Defense”

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 233 – Hazard Hands, Admiral Star, Luscious Trapp, &

Blind Fury On “Defense”

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We close out this week with Admiral Star hiring this world equivalents to “The Defenders” as body guards. With this whole “setting up Admiral Star to be robbed” thing there’s a lot of pieces moving. Let’s review them…

People Burned By Admiral Star Who Are Actively Plotting The Setup

  • Spiderous-Man
  • (Perfect) Spiderous-Man
  • Admiral Fire – says she can ensure she’ll be temporarily defenseless

People Who Know About The Setup But Are Not Stopping It

  • Freedom Female – Purely out of nihilism because achieving her dream of a successful (but not very good) movie has left her Defense
  • J-Pop – tried to warn Admiral Star but got a nasty voicemail for the trouble, now her attitude is screw it

People Are Unwittingly Setting Up The Time And Place Of The Robbery

  • Special-Man, The Good Knight/ The American World Protectors Of America (tricked by Spiderous-Man suggesting that Admiral Star be put on the team)

People Potentially Defending Admiral Star

  • The Defense Squad (Blind Fury, Luscious Trapp, Johanna Johnson, & Hazard Hands)
  • Slowku
  • Her teammates the Celestial Admirals

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That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 225 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On (Perfect) Spiderous-Man Changing

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 225 – (Perfect) Spiderous-Man, Freedom Female, Luscious Trapp,

& Spiderous-Man On (Perfect)

Spiderous-Man Changing

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I’ll get more into “Perfect” Spiderous-Man later. In short, he’s this world’s “Miles Morales/ Ultimate Spider-Man”. I’ve hinted about him for a while, but finally decided what I wanted to do with him. He’s the nightmare version of what happens when you give a kid a bunch of money…

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That’s not important now though. Let’s talk about “Spider-Man: Homecoming”…

“Spider-Man: Homecoming”: “Iron Man Jr.”

Is Fine With Me

Let’s start with the obvious questions. Is it the best “Spider-Man” movie? Yeah, but that’s not saying much. Is it better than “Wonder Woman”? Well yeah, but “Wonder Woman” wasn’t very good. It’s a mid-tier “Marvel” movie. A solid B. A straight 80% B. I was never bored by it. I’d say overall my feeling was “this is fine”. Some have a problem with it, but this is more of an “Iron Man Jr.” movie than a “Spider-Man”, but that’s fine with me. There are some problems but I’ll get into those tomorrow.

Tomorrow we switch out Luscious Trapp for Admiral Star. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 181 – Jade Archer, Hazard Hands, & Fiddy Fo’ On Hazard Hands’ Show

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 181 –

Jade Archer, Hazard Hands, & Fiddy Fo’ On Hazard Hands’ Show

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I haven’t finished “Iron Fist” yet. I forgot what was going on and had to rewatch episode 12 and only got halfway through it. So let’s move on to “Supergirl”. I’m a good ways into this week’s episode and I gotta say I’m already getting tired of her and “Mon-El”. Either they’re so lovey dovey it’s gross or they’re fighting about something stupid. Can this show get a “big bad” already?

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” this week. There will be another update on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” on Friday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 180 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Luscious Trapp On Hazard Hands’ Show

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 180 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Luscious Trapp On Hazard Hands’ Show

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I watched another episodes and a half of “Iron Fist” last night. I plan to finish it tonight. In my list of stuff that’s wrong with “Iron Fist” I did yesterday I forgot the biggest one. That is the fact that you never see this place “K’un-Lun” where “Iron Fist gets trained.

This seems to be a diberate choice, but I’d say it was the wrong one.

Again “Iron Fist” is decent, but not great. Tomorrow Jade Archer and Fiddy Fo’ talk to Hazard Hands about his show. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang 6AM Luscious Trapp On Preferring Superpowered Women

The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics
Shebangabang 6AM Luscious Trapp On Preferring Superpowered Women

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

If you’ve been paying attention to the last few posts I’ve mentioned launching a new comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” and this looked like the perfect opportunity to do so.  To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12PM.  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Luscious Trapp, & Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl,  Q-boy,

Luscious Trapp,& Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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All the protesting against Trump gives me hope. Maybe we’re not doomed. Maybe most people aren’t falling for this. All of this might be too late, but maybe not.

As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. This is one of the rare ones where I actually added more words than I originally planned. This one is so random and all over the place I tried to make sure I explained things pretty well.

So I watched the last episode of “Supergirl”, the much hyped “Supergirl Lives” directed by Kevin Smith. Someday I have get into a long post about Kev, but that’s definitely for another day. Will always love his early movies though. Anyways for episode with that title you’d expect something BIG to happen.  Yeah not so much. This episodes has the same problems the rest of this season has which are:

  • Wynn sucks. He really takes to another level in this one. Dude’s dead weight, cut him
  • Jimmy Olsen being “Guardian” is stupid
  • Jimmy hiding being “Guardian” from “Supergirl” is even stupider
  • Weak villains

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Luscious are swapped out for White Swallow and Jade Archer as they talk about “policital activism”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #146 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic On… Mostly Nonsense

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #146 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip,

Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic On… Mostly Nonsense

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Before I start strangely enough I got likes for the last two comics on Twitter from R&B singer Rapheal Saadiq of all people. Man I’m curious to know how he stumbled on to this comic of all things.

Anyways unless plans drastically change this will be the last one these comics for this year. It’s been too much fun making these comics. It’s been one dark crazy messed-up year and I just hope these dark crazy messed-up comics sometimes made a few minutes of it a little more bearable. To of all you who liked, retweeted, shared, or just read these comics this year I appreciated it more than you can know.

After posting the first page of the special holiday comic on Christmas day I’m still working on the rest.  I’ll try to get it out by New Years. With all that said, I hope you all have a great New Years and I’ll see ya next year (to be clear by “next year” I mean next week). As always, hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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