Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #39 Frag Count & America-Man On Frag Count’s TV Show

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #39

Frag Count & America-Man On Frag Count’s TV Show

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Marvel gets it.  It’s just that simple. They played coy with us for a while but we’re getting the “Punisher” show.  They give us a taste of something awesome and then give us more of it.  DC seems to have the opposite approach… We saw “Man Of Steel” and were like:

“Um we like the action… Like good job on that, but um… The movie seems kinda dark and gloomy… Which is odd for a Superman movie.  Also Superman’s folks should encourage him to save people cuz’ that’s kinda the whole point of Superman… See he’s like a God but he’s a hero because of the people that raised him.  And again the 20 minutes of action were great but there a lot of really boring stuff… Also Superman probably should actually save people and shouldn’t kill people. Especially not in his first adventure… And if he does have to kill… It has to be a really big deal…. In fact you guys should really start over.  Ya know you got this show “Arrow” that people like… You should base your movies in that universe.  And you know how Marvel has the little scenes after the credits. We really like those.”

DC replied with the giant “Eff you!” that is “Batman V Superman”.  “Oh you didn’t like our Superman movie, well we’re gonna screw up Batman too! And for complaining here our Lex Luthor! Now take this movie and like or you don’t even want to know we’ll do to Wonder Woman”.

“You know you already have a Flash people really like…. Nevermind”.

So anyways “Civil War” comes out this week. And wow does it look good. And the reviews are even better. People are saying it’s the best comic book movie yet.  Can it possibly dethrown “The Dark Knight” as the best comic book movie?  I hope to find out on Saturday.  Tomorrow (unless plans change) Special-Girl, White Swallow, and Quickie talk about an appearance on Quickie’s TV show.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #36 Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Quickie On Famous People Dieing, Reincarnation, & “The Grand Catastrophe” (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #36

Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Quickie On Famous People Dieing, Reincarnation, & “The Grand Catastrophe” (Censored)

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This one has some references to “Crisis Of Infinite Earth” the big event of DC Comics that ended its multi-verse and was the first of many attempts to streamline its comics.  Ever sense it seems DC is always trying to streamline its universe and always making some big crossover to bring back the multi-verse.   The logic being the if you start over with a clean slate its easier for new readers to jump into comic.  The fatal flaw in that logic is that in the process all the older stories have the complicated explanation of not “counting” because they are “pre(insertbigcrossover)”.  Along with that characters people liked are erased, changed for the worse, and replaced by other characters.  This is why I’ve always preferred Marvel’s approach which is more like “well that happened but slightly differently”.

I generally don’t buy the whole “all the continuity scares new readers off” argument.  If people can follow “Game Of Throne”, “Buffy”, or “Love And HipHop” they can follow most comics.  Especially in this day and age with Wikipedia and Google. You don’t need to know a character’s entire history to read a comic. Hell the writers probably don’t know it.

Tomorrow Q-boy talks with America-Man and the Good Knight some more about famous people dieing and also time travel. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #36 Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Quickie On Famous People Dieing, Reincarnation, & “The Grand Catastrophe”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #36

Special-Girl, Q-boy, & Quickie On Famous People Dieing, Reincarnation, & “The Grand Catastrophe”

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This one has some references to “Crisis Of Infinite Earth” the big event of DC Comics that ended its multi-verse and was the first of many attempts to streamline its comics.  Ever sense it seems DC is always trying to streamline its universe and always making some big crossover to bring back the multi-verse.   The logic being the if you start over with a clean slate its easier for new readers to jump into comic.  The fatal flaw in that logic is that in the process all the older stories have the complicated explanation of not “counting” because they are “pre(insertbigcrossover)”.  Along with that characters people liked are erased, changed for the worse, and replaced by other characters.  This is why I’ve always preferred Marvel’s approach which is more like “well that happened but slightly differently”.

I generally don’t buy the whole “all the continuity scares new readers off” argument.  If people can follow “Game Of Throne”, “Buffy”, or “Love And HipHop” they can follow most comics.  Especially in this day and age with Wikipedia and Google. You don’t need to know a character’s entire history to read a comic. Hell the writers probably don’t know it.

Tomorrow Q-boy talks with America-Man and the Good Knight some more about famous people dieing and also time travel. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends (Censored)

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Originally I thought the main topic of this week was going to be the supposed 4 hour long cut of “Batman V Superman” because the very idea of it is mind boggling.  First off the movie is terrible so why on Earth would you make this, and if you did make it why would you tell anyone.  Second the movie is already at least an hour too long as it is.  The surprising part about it is that it’s not even a “there’s just too much going on” thing like “Age Of Ultron” had.  No it’s too long because of boring stuff about trials and meetings and ham-fisted cliched stuff about “Gods” and stuff.  Could there actually be something good in this extra hour and a half? I doubt it. There’s probably more of Martha Kent telling Superman “save people, don’t, whatever”.

The saddest part is, is that there are great people out there making great DC Comics stories.  I saw the “Justice League VS Titans” movie and as with pretty all the DC Comics DVD movies it’s great! Why they’re not making a Teen Titans show based off this is beyond me.  Also I’ve been watching “Green Lantern: The Animated Series”  from a few years ago and it also great! Why this show isn’t still on or the people behind it not writing Green Lantern is again beyond me.  I could go on all day so I’ll just stop here.

Anyways try to keep clean kids cuz’ that’s it for this week.  See ya next week with a new “History Of Comics With Q-boy” where Q-boy meets the White Swallow and on Tuesday-Thursday new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends

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Originally I thought the main topic of this week was going to be the supposed 4 hour long cut of “Batman V Superman” because the very idea of it is mind boggling.  First off the movie is terrible so why on Earth would you make this, and if you did make it why would you tell anyone.  Second the movie is already at least an hour too long as it is.  The surprising part about it is that it’s not even a “there’s just too much going on” thing like “Age Of Ultron” had.  No it’s too long because of boring stuff about trials and meetings and ham-fisted cliched stuff about “Gods” and stuff.  Could there actually be something good in this extra hour and a half? I doubt it. There’s probably more of Martha Kent telling Superman “save people, don’t, whatever”.

The saddest part is, is that there are great people out there making great DC Comics stories.  I saw the “Justice League VS Titans” movie and as with pretty all the DC Comics DVD movies it’s great! Why they’re not making a Teen Titans show based off this is beyond me.  Also I’ve been watching “Green Lantern: The Animated Series”  from a few years ago and it also great! Why this show isn’t still on or the people behind it not writing Green Lantern is again beyond me.  I could go on all day so I’ll just stop here.

Anyways try to keep clean kids cuz’ that’s it for this week.  See ya next week with a new “History Of Comics With Q-boy” where Q-boy meets the White Swallow and on Tuesday-Thursday new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #33 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Addiction (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #33

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Addiction (Censored)

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So once I again I changed my mind.  Yesterday I said I was probably going to post a comic with Headmistress about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalypse” was going to be about Phoenix, but decided to do this one with Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, and Quickie instead.  Basically I try to go with whats trending and from what I was seeing on Twitter Supergirl, Spider-man, and The Flash was trending more.  The Headmistress comic will go into the bank I have for comics I’m saving as exclusives for Patreon.  Every week I make 7 comics.  The 3 I put out and the 4 I save for when I start using Patreon.  I’m waiting til’ I feel like I have a decent fan base to start with Patreon.

Tommorow I more with these 3 as Spiderous-Man looks for a hook up.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #33 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Addiction

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #33

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Addiction

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So once I again I changed my mind.  Yesterday I said I was probably going to post a comic with Headmistress about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalypse” was going to be about Phoenix, but decided to do this one with Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, and Quickie instead.  Basically I try to go with whats trending and from what I was seeing on Twitter Supergirl, Spider-man, and The Flash was trending more.  The Headmistress comic will go into the bank I have for comics I’m saving as exclusives for Patreon.  Every week I make 7 comics.  The 3 I put out and the 4 I save for when I start using Patreon.  I’m waiting til’ I feel like I have a decent fan base to start with Patreon.

Tommorow I more with these 3 as Spiderous-Man looks for a hook up.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale (Censored)

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This one’s interesting because this is the 3rd version of what became today’s comic.  Originally the comic was  going to be Spiderous-Man basically talking about “Spider-man: Homecoming”.  Then it was going to be Headmistress talking about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalyspe” is suppose to be about “Phoenix” when I read about that yesterday.  Then I saw the finale to “Supergirl” and I figured I should do something about that.  So I figured I’d do something with some of all 3.

If nothing really big happens in comics that I feel the need to cover then tomorrow we’ll see the Headmistress comic. We’ll see what happens. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale

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This one’s interesting because this is the 3rd version of what became today’s comic.  Originally the comic was  going to be Spiderous-Man basically talking about “Spider-man: Homecoming”.  Then it was going to be Headmistress talking about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalyspe” is suppose to be about “Phoenix” when I read about that yesterday.  Then I saw the finale to “Supergirl” and I figured I should do something about that.  So I figured I’d do something with some of all 3.

If nothing really big happens in comics that I feel the need to cover then tomorrow we’ll see the Headmistress comic. We’ll see what happens. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Alright let’s get to Lex Luthor in “Batman V Superman”…. Yeah he sucks…. Like every single line and everything he does sucks.  Such a terrible miscasting. Oh yeah I hear today the home release of Batman V Superman is gonna be a half hour longer.   Why?! The movie is already like an hour too long and filled with fat that should’ve been trimmed in the editing process. Seriously though, “Age Of Ultron” is under 2 and a half hours and there’s waaaay more characters (a few too many but its still pretty good and infinitely better than BvS) and waaay more happens. Smh…

Tommorow Ms. Majors, America-Man, and Crimson Matroyshka  weigh in on “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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