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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 216 – The Minstrel, J-Pop, & Admiral Star On Eating

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Conversations 216 – The Minstrel,

J-Pop, & Admiral Star On “All Eyez On Me”

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“All Eyez On Me” A 2pac Movie Crucified Much Like The Cover Of His Last Official Album

I’m as big a 2pac fan as any. So I went to see the biopic about him “All Eyez On Me” on Saturday. To say the least, this movie is getting A LOT of hate… I don’t get it. It’s pretty good. I’d give it a B. As a whole it is VERY accurate. There are tiny liberties taken for story reasons, but who doesn’t expect that?

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Jada Smith is whining about some tiny things they changed in the movie. This is weird cuz’ her character has a kinda big part and she portrayed very well.

The biggest complaint you can give the movie is that there’s too much to cover. You could make entires series about several parts of his life. More stuff happens in the last 9 months of 2pac’s life than pretty much anyone. Bottom line, the movie gets SO much SO right.

  • Almost every major thing that happened to Pac gets covered
  • A lot of famous thing you saw him wear is in the movie
  • The dude looks damn near identical to Pac rjoynesjr@gmail.com
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There’s more to say, but I’ll stop here. Tomorrow Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Slowku, & Spiderous-Man talk are here. They talk about an ice part Freedom Female threw in honor of her movie’s success. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 208 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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Conversations 208  –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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So yesterday I talked about having to do a lot of editing for the comic. This one was a LOT more. In fact as I write this I’m not even done yet.

“Wristcutters: A Love Story” is real a movie about a chick who commits suicide. She then ends up in a place that’s a little worse than here. I don’t remember much else about it. In real life I did get this movie while “picking the corspe” of a “Blockbuster” video that was closing. An old co-worker, Reagan Myers coined the term… Well as far as I know he did…

Tomorrow we switch gears as Admiral Lightning, Freedom Female, and Badassia are here. They talk about Freedom Female’s home the Isle Of Manless Maidens and Amish people. Also “Freedom Female: The Original World Protector” is comes out this weekend so that comes up.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 207 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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Conversations 207 –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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This is yet another comic where I had to do a lot of editing. The first thing Spiderous-Man says is completely different from what I first wrote. In the middle of doing the word balloons for this comic I realized I needed to change what he said. J-Pop mentions “Talentless Americans Trying Get A Crappy Vegas Show”. If the title didn’t make it clear this is this world’s version of “America’s Got Talent”. I remembered that this show plays a part in the origin I wrote for “Spiderous-Man”. This is yet another story I want to tell at some point. With that established it would seem weird if he didn’t say something about that.

You also might’ve noticed that the some new fonts used for this comic. Over the last couple weeks I’ve searched through hundreds of fonts and downloaded a bunch. These should be “cleaner” and easier to read than the fonts I was using before. Hope you like em’?

Tomorrow these 3 return and it gets kinda dark, but sorta positive in the end… I dunno… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

PS Always remember Zelda is the princess…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 200C– J-Pop & Admiral Star On Admiral A Mostly

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 200C– J-Pop & Admiral Star On Admiral A Mostly

 

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This Week’s Episode Of “The Flash”… For Real?!

I have to get this out of the way. This week’s episodes of “The Flash” might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s so bad that they should stop take a few weeks or whatever and do it over. The whole “Savitar” thing is too much. This represents everything that been wrong with “The Flash” since season 2:

  • The nonsense science
  • The repetitive “speed” villains/characters
  • The fact “Barry” causes all the problems

Another thing is, if “Caitlyn” is only going to be a villain then screw it and turn her back. Especially if the new blonde chick is taking her place. She sucks! I thought they were going to make a edgier “Caitlyn” with powers. If she’s a straight villain though I’ll pass. This show might have taken the crown for worst “CW” “DC Comics” show. Your move “Supergirl”.

On to this actual comic. I got into the “Sailor Moon”/ “Sailor (V) Venus” last time. Another thing about it that “Sailor V” is with little expection “Sailor Moon” but better. Look at “Sailor Moon’s” characteristics:

  • Dumb
  • Clumsy
  • A Crybaby/Coward
  • Has a hairstyle everyone makes fun of
  • General screw up
  • Always needs to helped/rescued even though she has the one hit kill move that solves everything

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“Sailor V” seems to be the opposite. Even when she first appears she saves all the other “Sailor Scouts” by herself. Again this never seems to be address. She joins and helps and seems to accept “Sailor Moon” as leader even though she’s way more qualified. Haha deconstructing is fun!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 199 – The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Taxes

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 199 –

The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Taxes

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I have a real love love/hate thing for both “DC” and “Marvel”. I love the characters, but hate what they do with them most of the time. Both companies seem to not be able to stop doubling down on bad ideas.

The big thing going down with “DC” is a crossover with “Batman” and “The Flash” that involves:

  • The “Flashpoint timeline”
  • Using “Watchmen” characters

Which is the equal to mixing nonsense with sacrilege. The biggest thing is “Batman” meets h his dad. His dad is “Batman” in the “Flashpoint” timeline. His dad also tell him not to be “Batman” anymore… We’ve done someone else being “Batman” twice in like 5 years. C’mon DC!

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What do ya’ll think, though? That’s it for this week. I’m still hard at work on what will be the 200th of these comics. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesdays-Thursday.Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 196 – The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Funnel Cakes, Regular Cakes, & Common Surprisingly

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 196 – The Innovator,

Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Funnel Cakes, Regular Cakes, & Common Surprisingly

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So if you saw yesterday’s comic you saw the coloring was off with Mr. Stretch’s face. For some reason the colors I used for him get screwed up whenever I use him. It been since I used him so I forgot this. I’ll try to fix this tonight.

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Speaking of screwing up, “Supergirl” & “The Flash” were back on this week. With “Supergirl” I now have some sympathy. When the show moved to Vancouver to film it lost several people. That would be “Ally McBeal”, “Lucy Lane”, and “Maxwell Lord”. I’m sure this screwed up whatever plans they had for this season. Still after some okay episodes this show went right back all the worst stuff from this season like:

  • Guardian
  • “Supergirl” being a reporter
  • Lena Luthor

“The Flash” on the other hand, I don’t know to say about it. I’m at a point where I want “Iris” to die already so they can move on. It seems like forever with this “gotta save Iris” thing. Also am I missing something? Why does “Caitlin” having powers make her evil. Like what’s the connection? I was looking forward to “Killer Frost”, but now I starting to be over that too. This show REALLY needs to shake things up. Like yesterday!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 195 – The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Slowku Being Part Of Their Secret Group

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 195 – The Innovator,

Headmaster Fresh, Mr. Stretch & Slowku On Slowku Being Part Of

Their Secret Group

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This one goes back to “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” 151. There Headmaster Fresh talked to Mr. Mystic through telepathy and Slowku overhear it. You can check out here http://bit.ly/ccconver151 .

The Toy Shop That Is Writing Superhero Comics

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In some ways making these comics is like playing with toys. I see some of the older stuff and rediscover characters I haven’t used in a while. Then I’m like “oh yeah these guys are fun”. That’s what happened when I these guys in the “secret group”. This is “secret group” is like the “Illuminati” group in “Marvel”.

It fun to explore what happens when you mix all these geniuses with a dumb guy like Slowku. Tomorrow, all these guys return to talk desserts and Common of all thing.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 194 – Special-Girl, Headmistress, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Dating A Married Man

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 194 – Special-Girl,

Headmistress, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl & Slowku Dating

A Married Man

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I need some help. Let me know if you:

  • Like the new font I used for this comic
  • Find this new font easier to read
  • Or like the old font better/ easier to read

I decided to try out a new font after someone commented that one of last week’s comics was hard to read on Facebook. The knee jerk reaction is to get defensive, but then I thought about it. Could the comic be easier to read with a different font? The font I used before was one I created using YouFont.com. I thought it was a happy medium between drawing in the letters by hand, and using a computer font.

I then went and did some searching and found a few fonts I liked. Then out of those fonts I chose the one I felt was the clearest and easiest to read. I’m going to do some more searching and find new fonts for the title of other elements of these comics.

Secret Empire… Even A Shield Around The Earth Can’t Protect Us From It

Moving on, Marvel’s newest big crossover started last week with “Secret Empire” 0… Sigh! Can we skip to the part where “Captain America” is normal again and not a “Hydra” agent. Also “Marvel” can we not have a crossover for AT LEAST two years. Everybody gives “Captain America” control of everything, and it doesn’t go well. It looks like all the other heroes are down and “Hydra” is running things now… This doesn’t even feel like it’s going to be fun to make fun of…

Tomorrow Slowku talks with the secret group of heroes that has been shaping world events. The specific members he talks with are The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, and Mr. Stretch. They talk about desserts and Special-Girl. Again, let me know what you think of the new font. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 178 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, & Fiddy Fo’ On Clones… Also Healthcare Gets In There Too

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 178 – Special-Girl,

Weirdera, & Fiddy Fo’ On Clones… Also Healthcare Gets In There Too

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Remember yesterday when I talked about all the stuff I wanted to try and do with my snow day off work? Didn’t do much of it. Haha! I got a little more sleep, and I got some things done earlier than normal. This did not lead to getting much more done in general though.

Now let’s talk about “The Flash”. Remember when “The Flash” was the fun light show as opposed to “Arrow” the dark show. Now it’s the show where “Barry” has to go to hell to save “Kid Flash” who’s in hell. Then “Jay Garrick” ends up staying in hell to save them both. Can we get back to fighting villains? Non-speedster villains?

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow check out another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 177 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones Again

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 177 –

Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones Again

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Out here in the DMV we got a big snow storm and I got the day off from work. It’s pretty sweet! I’m gonna try and get work done on these comics and I’ll see it I can catch on some comic reading. I’m still a couple weeks behind as far as reading comics. I also wanna read “Buffy Season 10” now that it’s finished.

Another thing I keep forgetting is “Iron Fist” comes out Friday. Reviews are pretty bad, but we’ll see. Anyways, that means that I’m more than likely going to introduce my version of “Iron Fist” in this comic next week. His name is Hazard Hands. He got a shoutout by Luscious Trapp (“Luke Cage”) in one of these comics once.

Tomorrow Special-Girl, Weirdera, and Fiddy Fo’ continue talking about clones. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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