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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends (Censored)

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Originally I thought the main topic of this week was going to be the supposed 4 hour long cut of “Batman V Superman” because the very idea of it is mind boggling.  First off the movie is terrible so why on Earth would you make this, and if you did make it why would you tell anyone.  Second the movie is already at least an hour too long as it is.  The surprising part about it is that it’s not even a “there’s just too much going on” thing like “Age Of Ultron” had.  No it’s too long because of boring stuff about trials and meetings and ham-fisted cliched stuff about “Gods” and stuff.  Could there actually be something good in this extra hour and a half? I doubt it. There’s probably more of Martha Kent telling Superman “save people, don’t, whatever”.

The saddest part is, is that there are great people out there making great DC Comics stories.  I saw the “Justice League VS Titans” movie and as with pretty all the DC Comics DVD movies it’s great! Why they’re not making a Teen Titans show based off this is beyond me.  Also I’ve been watching “Green Lantern: The Animated Series”  from a few years ago and it also great! Why this show isn’t still on or the people behind it not writing Green Lantern is again beyond me.  I could go on all day so I’ll just stop here.

Anyways try to keep clean kids cuz’ that’s it for this week.  See ya next week with a new “History Of Comics With Q-boy” where Q-boy meets the White Swallow and on Tuesday-Thursday new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #34

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Friends Hooking Up Friends

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Originally I thought the main topic of this week was going to be the supposed 4 hour long cut of “Batman V Superman” because the very idea of it is mind boggling.  First off the movie is terrible so why on Earth would you make this, and if you did make it why would you tell anyone.  Second the movie is already at least an hour too long as it is.  The surprising part about it is that it’s not even a “there’s just too much going on” thing like “Age Of Ultron” had.  No it’s too long because of boring stuff about trials and meetings and ham-fisted cliched stuff about “Gods” and stuff.  Could there actually be something good in this extra hour and a half? I doubt it. There’s probably more of Martha Kent telling Superman “save people, don’t, whatever”.

The saddest part is, is that there are great people out there making great DC Comics stories.  I saw the “Justice League VS Titans” movie and as with pretty all the DC Comics DVD movies it’s great! Why they’re not making a Teen Titans show based off this is beyond me.  Also I’ve been watching “Green Lantern: The Animated Series”  from a few years ago and it also great! Why this show isn’t still on or the people behind it not writing Green Lantern is again beyond me.  I could go on all day so I’ll just stop here.

Anyways try to keep clean kids cuz’ that’s it for this week.  See ya next week with a new “History Of Comics With Q-boy” where Q-boy meets the White Swallow and on Tuesday-Thursday new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale (Censored)

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This one’s interesting because this is the 3rd version of what became today’s comic.  Originally the comic was  going to be Spiderous-Man basically talking about “Spider-man: Homecoming”.  Then it was going to be Headmistress talking about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalyspe” is suppose to be about “Phoenix” when I read about that yesterday.  Then I saw the finale to “Supergirl” and I figured I should do something about that.  So I figured I’d do something with some of all 3.

If nothing really big happens in comics that I feel the need to cover then tomorrow we’ll see the Headmistress comic. We’ll see what happens. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #32

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Headmistress On The “Special-Girl” Show Season Finale

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This one’s interesting because this is the 3rd version of what became today’s comic.  Originally the comic was  going to be Spiderous-Man basically talking about “Spider-man: Homecoming”.  Then it was going to be Headmistress talking about the rumors that the movie after “X-men: Apocalyspe” is suppose to be about “Phoenix” when I read about that yesterday.  Then I saw the finale to “Supergirl” and I figured I should do something about that.  So I figured I’d do something with some of all 3.

If nothing really big happens in comics that I feel the need to cover then tomorrow we’ll see the Headmistress comic. We’ll see what happens. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations (Censored)

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Happy 50th comic people!  I decided to rename the comic “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” from “Q-boy Shorts” because I think the title was confusing and didn’t really work anymore.  When I originally started this comic I intended to do a long-form Q-boy comic and a short comic that would be posted more often.  I also had a completely different story I wanted to do that really made no sense the more I thought about it.  So I changed that story to the what we have now which is this messed up version of the history of comics.

This specific comic is about the artist Carmine Infantino who among many other things created the Barry Allen version of the Flash (which basically started the Silver Age of Comics); and the Barbara Gordon version of Batgirl.  He didn’t create Spider-Woman but he did draw some issues of the comic. He also drew many Adam Strange comic which is where all the jet pack stuff comes from.  Now let’s break down the panels…

All that and I barely got Q-boy in here. That’s it for this one. Next time on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” we meet the White Swallow, and I have a feeling we’ll meet her even sooner though.  Tuesday-Thursday check out “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations

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Happy 50th comic people!  I decided to rename the comic “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” from “Q-boy Shorts” because I think the title was confusing and didn’t really work anymore.  When I originally started this comic I intended to do a long-form Q-boy comic and a short comic that would be posted more often.  I also had a completely different story I wanted to do that really made no sense the more I thought about it.  So I changed that story to the what we have now which is this messed up version of the history of comics.

This specific comic is about the artist Carmine Infantino who among many other things created the Barry Allen version of the Flash (which basically started the Silver Age of Comics); and the Barbara Gordon version of Batgirl.  He didn’t create Spider-Woman but he did draw some issues of the comic. He also drew many Adam Strange comic which is where all the jet pack stuff comes from.  Now let’s break down the panels…

All that and I barely got Q-boy in here. That’s it for this one. Next time on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” we meet the White Swallow, and I have a feeling we’ll meet her even sooner though.  Tuesday-Thursday check out “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #26 The Good Knight On Being Part Of A Team

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #26

The Good Knight On Being Part Of A Team

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When I thought about my version of Batman I thought about what Batman does completely out of context.  If you take everything away at the end of the day mostly Batman is a rich man who beats on mostly poor people. Take that idea to the extreme and you get The Good Knight.

What’s great about Batman is that he’s a normal man who can stand next to the most powerful people on the planet in the Justice League and even strike fear in many of them.  I figure that has to come at quite a price. A price far greater than the hard work necessary to be that strong, smart, precise etc.   To me that price is his humanity.  On the inside he’s basically a computer that can act like a person well enough to get people to do what he needs them to do to continue his war on crime. Anyways that’s my thoughts.  Tomorrow Blind Fury chimes in superteams.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25 Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25

Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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“Batman V Superman” the movie that will make you think you’re going color blind…

Seriously though if you liked “Batman V Superman” that’s great I’m happy for you. I guess even envy you in a sense… That being said some of the defenses for it are ridiculous.  The first one it that “it’s making money”…. Well yeah you have 3 of the most iconic characters in history in one movie. Hell there are grandparents who have waited their whole lives to see them all on screen.  Of course it’s making money! It’s too big to fail! If this movie doesn’t break every record ever I see that as a pretty big failure.  Marvel did this with C and D list characters and in most cases they were critically successful as well.

The other argument I see from the actors and other people is “this movie wasn’t made for critics”.  C’mon buddy… I’ll give you critics are generally wrong sometimes.  One example is “Juno” which had like the highest score ever on Rottentomatos and it’s terrible. Another is “Machette Kills” which was pretty great but got bad reviews.  9 times out of 10 though if something gets bad reviews its a bad movie.

Ya know I think I’m done talking about “Batman V Superman”.  Just be even handed here some stuff DC does well…

  • All there TV shows are pretty good except “Gotham” which sucks and are waaay better than “Agents Of Shield” and “Agent Carter”.  The Marvel Netflix shows are on a whole other level of great though
  • The direct to DVD animated movies are great (Marvel’s are terrible)
  • Haven’t played the Arkham games but pretty much everyone says they’re good

What’s frustrating is the Marvel and DC really could learn from each other.  I want them both competing as hard as they can for my time and my dollars. Alright enough already, that’s it for this week.  Next week more Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25 Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25

Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”

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“Batman V Superman” the movie that will make you think you’re going color blind…

Seriously though if you liked “Batman V Superman” that’s great I’m happy for you. I guess even envy you in a sense… That being said some of the defenses for it are ridiculous.  The first one it that “it’s making money”…. Well yeah you have 3 of the most iconic characters in history in one movie. Hell there are grandparents who have waited their whole lives to see them all on screen.  Of course it’s making money! It’s too big to fail! If this movie doesn’t break every record ever I see that as a pretty big failure.  Marvel did this with C and D list characters and in most cases they were critically successful as well.

The other argument I see from the actors and other people is “this movie wasn’t made for critics”.  C’mon buddy… I’ll give you critics are generally wrong sometimes.  One example is “Juno” which had like the highest score ever on Rottentomatos and it’s terrible. Another is “Machette Kills” which was pretty great but got bad reviews.  9 times out of 10 though if something gets bad reviews its a bad movie.

Ya know I think I’m done talking about “Batman V Superman”.  Just be even handed here some stuff DC does well…

  • All there TV shows are pretty good except “Gotham” which sucks and are waaay better than “Agents Of Shield” and “Agent Carter”.  The Marvel Netflix shows are on a whole other level of great though
  • The direct to DVD animated movies are great (Marvel’s are terrible)
  • Haven’t played the Arkham games but pretty much everyone says they’re good

What’s frustrating is the Marvel and DC really could learn from each other.  I want them both competing as hard as they can for my time and my dollars. Alright enough already, that’s it for this week.  Next week more Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Alright let’s get to Lex Luthor in “Batman V Superman”…. Yeah he sucks…. Like every single line and everything he does sucks.  Such a terrible miscasting. Oh yeah I hear today the home release of Batman V Superman is gonna be a half hour longer.   Why?! The movie is already like an hour too long and filled with fat that should’ve been trimmed in the editing process. Seriously though, “Age Of Ultron” is under 2 and a half hours and there’s waaaay more characters (a few too many but its still pretty good and infinitely better than BvS) and waaay more happens. Smh…

Tommorow Ms. Majors, America-Man, and Crimson Matroyshka  weigh in on “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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