Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

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Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

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“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

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So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

qbs23

Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

supergirlrevealed

“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

wonderwomancover

So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

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In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

captain-marvel-adventures-18-page-1

In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message (Censored)

 The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message (Censored)

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Yep those were the guys in the tubes in Dr. Ahfizzinutt’s lab seen as far back as The Bastardized Ninja #7 (or the censored one) as well as #31 (and the censored one).  If the second to last panel looks familiar that’s because it’s based on N.W.A’s “Straight Outta Compton” album cover.

 

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Where do the Opposite Numbers go from here? Guess we’ll see in season 2.  Speaking of which I just finished the last page of what will be season 1.  It was a complex piece, but very fun to do. There’s 2 more pages to go in the season, and next week will be a new Q-boy Short.  Oh, and though it’s late Happy New Years everyone!  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 34 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 2 – The Message

tbns34

Yep those were the guys in the tubes in Dr. Ahfizzinutt’s lab seen as far back as The Bastardized Ninja #7 (or the censored one) as well as #31 (and the censored one).  If the second to last panel looks familiar that’s because it’s based on N.W.A’s “Straight Outta Compton” album cover.

 

nwa

Where do the Opposite Numbers go from here? Guess we’ll see in season 2.  Speaking of which I just finished the last page of what will be season 1.  It was a complex piece, but very fun to do. There’s 2 more pages to go in the season, and next week will be a new Q-boy Short.  Oh, and though it’s late Happy New Years everyone!  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

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So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

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We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

 

So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com