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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 190 – Special-Girl, The

Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On… Mostly “Breaking Bad” & “Better Call Saul”

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With these comics I’m still figuring things out. I say this because I’m going to change what I’m doing with “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” again.

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My new plan is to only update when I have completed panels or in some cases more than one done. Also I’m going to stop the updating on Monday. That seems to be day when most people aren’t checking out comics. I’m debating posting these comics on days “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” gets posted.

I’m still in the middle of the writing process for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 66. I’m also working on something planned for “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” 200. It will break format and involve the introduction of my version of “Sailor Moon”. I’ll get more into this later…

Now for this actual comic. I know I can’t be alone with “Better Call Saul” right? Like it’s okay, but “Breaking Bad” was SO great. Although “Gus” is suppose to be on this season so that might be interesting.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 189 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Narcissistic Asexual Reproduction

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I posted the long awaited “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65 and not until too late noticed I screwed up. Distraction Lass gets her arm blown off in one panel. A couple panels later though there’s the same arm intact.

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I fixed it though…Aaand as I write I also realize I forgot to put the fixed version on the site.

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Enough with my screw ups. This comic was a weird one wasn’t it? This combination of characters seems to lead me down weird rabbit holes. Trying to psycho analyze someone as thick as Slowku leads to quick frustration. Especially when you’re also working with someone with as many issues as Special-Girl. Then you have Hazard Hands being there to be petty. It’s a nice gumbo of craziness to work with. Tomorrow these guys return to dive deeper down this rabbit hole. They get derailed though…

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass

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Finally got this page done! Hoorah! So now we see the fate of Distraction Lass. Quickly let’s recap the panels:

  • Panel 1 is based on the cover to Gamut #2 by Will Eisner which you can check out here http://bit.ly/gamut2cover
  • Panel 2  is based on the cover to “Wonder Woman” 176 drawn by Irv Novick. You can check it out here http://bit.ly/ww176cover
  • Panel 3 is based on a panel from “Action Comics” 278 which you can check out here http://bit.ly/acomics278
  • Finally panel 4 is based on 3 panels from “Superman VS Shazam” which you can checl out here http://bit.ly/supesvshazam

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 9)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 9)

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More than likely what you’ll be seeing now is the first section of the final panel of this comic. This panel is actually 3 seperate panels.

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This weekend I’ll try to finish this whole comic, and that will be the update for Monday.

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On to some comic show talk. First the positive stuff. Gotta say the “Legends Of Tomorrow” finale was pretty good. Again I must applaud the VAST improvement over the first season.

Now… Sigh! Let’s get to it…. “Agents Of Shield” came back… Why can’t this show stay away forever?! Or better yet make is not part of the “Marvel Cinematic Universe”. The loose connection to it is the only thing this forces me to slog through this every episode. This reminds me of something some guy on “Twitter” tweeted. It was about how “Skye” should’ve been the main chick in the “Ghost In A Shell” movie. As I said in my reply to this I don’t care about “Ghost In A Shell”. To me the original anime was well animated, but I was never super big on it. Anyways, I replied to that tweet with a gif of “Michael Scott” screaming “no!”.

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The characters on this show are terrible. There’s nothing you can do with them. You can throw in “Ghost Rider”. (Horrible waste of a character). You can change reality. It doesn’t matter. These characters are dull. Oh and unless “Ward” actually alive and the last 3 seasons of this show were a dream. Don’t bother bringing him back. It’s annoying at this point.

That’s it for this week. As stated before, there will another update on this comic on Monday. Check out “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 187 –

Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On Special-Girl’s Issues

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So you might be wondering what Special-Girl is freaking out about. This stuff about the a multi-verse the died got referred to before. This was way back in “Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations” 36. You can check that out here http://bit.ly/ccconver36 .

To re-explain I’ll paraphase what I wrote then. “This one has some references to “Crisis Of Infinite Earth””. This was “the big event of DC Comics that ended its multi-verse”. The main thing is in “Crisis” “The Flash” and “Supergirl” die in it. Also the “DC” heroes don’t remember “Crisis” happening. In my version, my verions of them (Quickie and Special-Girl) remember it happening. They are the only once who do though.

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…And that’s enough convoluted continuity stuff for now. That’s it was “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” this week. Check out another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. More than likely is will be a look at the final panel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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“Naive” is the nicest way of putting it, but “Goku” is pretty dumb. A lot of it you can’t blame on him though. First off, he may have suffered brain damage in when “Grandpa Gohan” dropped him as an infant. This is what turned “Goku” from the child sent to kill all humans to the good natured guy we know today. Also “Goku” has had no formal education in his whole life. The being some basic lessons from a perverted hermit for 3 years tops.

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Also “Saiyans” in general don’t seem to be a particularly smart people. They seem to be a race of mercenaries that rely on others for technology. They were the “muscle” and “Freeza” was the “brain” in their operation.

So don’t blame “Goku” for thinking a wife is “something you eat”. (Yes the joke is already all over the internet). Smile at him, shake your head, and him idiot savant his way to learning an attack he saw 5 second ago.

Tomorrow all the guys return as Special-Girl talks about her issues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 3)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 3)

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This is the third panel from “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. This is based on a panel from “Action Comics” 278 which you can check out here http://bit.ly/acomics278 .

On Friday there will be another update for “The History Of Comic With Q-boy” 65. It will either be the whole page of something from the final panel. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 7)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 7)

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This update is something from the 3rd panel of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. The next update on Monday will either be this panel completed or the whole comic. It depends how much I can get done this weekend. That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 2)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 2)

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This panel is based on the cover to “Wonder Woman” 176 drawn by Irv Novick. You can check it out here http://bit.ly/ww176cover . Tomorrow through Thursday check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Then on Friday there will be another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 6)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 6)

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Not sure exactly what image you’ll be seeing with this but it will from panel 2 of this comic. Finally finished watching “Iron Fist”. This show is getting a ridiculous amount of hate for being not great, but not terrible. Especially after seing this week’s “Supergirl” and “The Flash”. “Supergirl” was a normal crappy episode, but “The Flash”… Wow…

So this week’s episode of “The Flash” was the big “musical crossover” with “Supergirl”… I’m actually angry they wasted a whole episode on this. This was unacceptable in how horrible it was. This episode took most of what sucks about both shows and added crappy singing to it. That still doesn’t capture quite how bad this was.

Hollywood, sit down we need to talk… Musical episodes… Stop doing them! There are only 2 shows ever that did them well. “Buffy” which did it by far the best, and “Daria” did a pretty good one. You people aren’t Joss Whedon. It’s almost an automatic fail episode even trying. DON’T!

Here’s the real kicker though. You think the whole singing part is over and… “Barry” sings a WHOLE GODDAMN SONG to “Iris” and then proposes AGAIN… The only realistic ending is “Iris” getting so dry she instantly dies of dehydration. Her laughing hysterically and leaving “Barry” never to return would’ve also been acceeptable.

Then they actually try to sell the songs to this garbage. FOH!

That’s it for this week. Check out another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” on Monday. Then on Tuesday-Thursday we’re back with new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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