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Q-boy Short # 25 First Wave Feminism Has Taken Human Form / The History Of Q-boy Part 23 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 25 First Wave Feminism Has Taken Human Form / The History Of Q-boy Part 23 (Censored)

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And so with her brown hair and her gold and green costume, Freedom Female comes to rep for the ladies hard!  If this looks somewhat familiar it should because as Freedom Female is obviously based on Wonder Woman, this comic is based on the cover of the comic Wonder Woman first appeared in Sensation Comics #1.  As shown below…

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Next time we go into Freedom Female’s creation and reveal the second of our 3 Q-ladies.  Its a story that involves a pretty non-traditional relationship, and the usual over-the-top shenanigans you’ve come to expect from these comics.   If you know your Wonder Woman history you might be able to guess some of it, but I’m open to guesses… Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

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Q-boy Short # 25 First Wave Feminism Has Taken Human Form / The History Of Q-boy Part 23

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Q-boy Short # 25 First Wave Feminism Has Taken Human Form / The History Of Q-boy Part 23

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And so with her brown hair and her gold and green costume, Freedom Female comes to rep for the ladies hard!  If this looks somewhat familiar it should because as Freedom Female is obviously based on Wonder Woman, this comic is based on the cover of the comic Wonder Woman first appeared in Sensation Comics #1.  As shown below…

ww1stcover

Next time we go into Freedom Female’s creation and reveal the second of our 3 Q-ladies.  Its a story that involves a pretty non-traditional relationship, and the usual over-the-top shenanigans you’ve come to expect from these comics.   If you know your Wonder Woman history you might be able to guess some of it, but I’m open to guesses… Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22 (Censored)

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Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

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Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

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The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

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So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

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Q-boy Short # 24 Stop Sweating Me Damn! / The History Of Q-boy Part 22

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Yeah pretty messed up huh?  Sad part this is not far removed from actually Superman comics with Supergirl.  The first panel is actually based on a Batman comics where Robin is being kissed by Bat-girl.  Nope that’s not a typo, and no that’s not the Batgirl most people know Barbara Gordon (or Stephanie Brown, or Cassandra Cain for you nerdier pre-New52ers) but Betty Kane the OG Bat-girl, niece of the OG Batwoman.  Anyways panel 1 is based on this…

bat-girlkissesrobin

Panel 2 is based on a Superman comic that is pretty much just as ridiculous and weird as the panel suggests.  This bizzare and kinda disturbing storyline is explained more in an article on Comic Book Resources here.  The look of the panel is based on the first panel of this page

action260

The last panels are based on another storyline that again is just as crazy and suggested.  Another article on Comic Book Resources explains it here.  Specifically these panels are based on these…

action289(a)

action289(b)

So that’s the story of Q-boy’s unhealthy fascination with his sister, and how weird comics got back in the day.  Next time we see Freedom Female again how she leads to another Q-lady. You gotta wonder though how bad time going back in time and having Superman bang Cleopatra would screw up time…

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale] (Censored)

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 36 Goodnight Ninja [Season 1 Finale]

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… And so ends “A Long Night With The Ninja” the first season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Our friend Richie has fought security guards, stolen his father car, robbed a convenience store, been chased by cops, fought mobsters, and had an epic battle with Yakuza Kim.   Along the way we’ve seen robots, zombies, clones, time travel, and one time we even saw Richie’s girlfriend.  It’s been one wild ride and a hell of a lot of fun telling this story.  Next season promises to be even crazier as we answer questions like:

“What was the deal with the guy in the all yellow room with the monkey?”

“Did that guy just get mummified while still alive, and what’s the deal with that?”

“Seriously the one chick only appears once!” [Not really a question there pal]

“Those clone Opposite Numbers guys… Wtf?!”

“Zombie Mobsters?!”

“Is that guy really on meth?”

“The dragon didn’t really do much. I’m disappointed” [Also not a question]

“Way back the ninja guy said something vague about a day job.  Is that gonna be a things or something?”

And several more!  Hope you’ll be there when The Bastardized Ninja returns.  Next time a new Q-boy Short where things get weird with Q-girl.  Hope you enjoy it!  By the way why do you think Richie has to get up so early?

Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21 (Censored)

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Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

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“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

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So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

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Q-boy Short # 23 Don’t Like It “S” A “D” / The History Of Q-boy Part 21

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Man old comic book cover had A LOT of detail!  As implied by saying that this comic is based on the cover of Action Comics #285.  Wanna see it, here it go…

supergirlrevealed

“But wait” you may think “what’s with the other chick wearing Gold and Green”.  That’s Freedom Female a Wonder Womanesque character we’ll be seeing more of in the future.  The drawing of her is based on the cover of Wonder Woman #302 shown below…

wonderwomancover

So Q-girl is revealed to world in all her mild mediocre glory.  In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see the “interesting relationship” between Q-boy and Q-girl… I’ll just silver age comic books got weird at times… Next time is the final Bastardized Ninja of this season where we’ll see where Richie lives.  What kind of place do you think our trash talking possibly sociopathic ninja lives in?

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy” (Censored)

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 35 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 3 – How British People Say “Mommy”

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So yeah… Things ain’t looking to good for our boy Yakuza Kim here, but does this give us a chance for him to return… We’ll see… Okay fine yes he will return.  Still if you were mummified while alive would you even want to return?  To say the least when he does return he is going to pissed and the ninja known as Richard Richardson is going to be the target of his rage.  In the next Bastardized Ninja we close out this season with our favorite foul-mouthed self-absorbed ninja with a look at his home.  The next post will be an all new Q-boy Short were Q-boy introduces Q-girl to the world, and tagging along is a superheroine by the name of Freedom Female.  Anyways folks don’t fake your way into a job, don’t plan to blind the people who prepare your body after you die, and generally don’t be a rube.  Hope you enjoy, and see you next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com