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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 217 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Slowku, & Spiderous-Man On Eating

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Conversations 217 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Slowku, &

Spiderous-Man On Eating

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“Sailor Moon” & “Goku” : Mutual Over-eaters

Pretty much this whole comic is about how “Sailor Moon” eats a lot.

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It interesting because there’s an episode early on where she gains half a pound or something. “Sailor Moon” then tries starving herself and over-exercising to lose the weight. In the “DiC” dub they make a point to be like “you’re being ridiculous”. In the more accurate “Viz” dub people are almost like “yeah you’re gonna be a fat ass”. Overall, it seems in the “Viz” dub people are meaner to “Sailor Moon”. I actually think this make her more likeable and the show funnier overall.

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Seeing as “Goku” is also known for eating I thought it was time for the titans of anime to meet. Since “Wonder Woman” is known to loves ice cream I figured an ice cream party would be the place.

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Tomorrow Freedom Female and Admiral Star return along with Special-Girl. The topic of discussion is Slowku’s living arrangements. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 216 – The Minstrel, J-Pop, & Admiral Star On Eating

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Conversations 216 – The Minstrel,

J-Pop, & Admiral Star On “All Eyez On Me”

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“All Eyez On Me” A 2pac Movie Crucified Much Like The Cover Of His Last Official Album

I’m as big a 2pac fan as any. So I went to see the biopic about him “All Eyez On Me” on Saturday. To say the least, this movie is getting A LOT of hate… I don’t get it. It’s pretty good. I’d give it a B. As a whole it is VERY accurate. There are tiny liberties taken for story reasons, but who doesn’t expect that?

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Jada Smith is whining about some tiny things they changed in the movie. This is weird cuz’ her character has a kinda big part and she portrayed very well.

The biggest complaint you can give the movie is that there’s too much to cover. You could make entires series about several parts of his life. More stuff happens in the last 9 months of 2pac’s life than pretty much anyone. Bottom line, the movie gets SO much SO right.

  • Almost every major thing that happened to Pac gets covered
  • A lot of famous thing you saw him wear is in the movie
  • The dude looks damn near identical to Pac rjoynesjr@gmail.com
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There’s more to say, but I’ll stop here. Tomorrow Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Slowku, & Spiderous-Man talk are here. They talk about an ice part Freedom Female threw in honor of her movie’s success. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 215 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, Pickup Artist Pimp & “Game”

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Conversations 215 – Admiral Star, Freedom Female, &Pickup Artist

Pimp On “Game”

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“Sailor Moon” : The Trial Of “Tuxedo Mask”

When I first saw “Sailor Moon” many years ago I assumed “Sailor Moon” was somewhere around 16 years old. “Darian/ Momaru/ Tuxedo Mask” is definitely an adult. If his age is outright stated I never caught it. To be conservative let’s say he’s 20. This is kinda “iffy”, but okay I guess. The “DiC” dubbed didn’t hammer home that she was actually 14 and in middle school. In more accurate “Viz” dub every episode in season 1 begins with her stating she is 14. This turns “iffy” into pretty wrong.

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So you’d think they wouldn’t bring the age thing as all on the show, right? Nope! They go right at it. Right in the first episode where they’re actually dating. (This is also where “Rini/Chibiusa” appears… Ugh!). Then it seems like “Darian/Momaru/ Tuxedo Mask” comes to his senses and breaks it off. In the end it’s due to his future self “testing” them or something. It doesn’t make any sense though.

“Darian/Momaru/ Tuxedo Mask” is a pretty creepy guy. By day he somehow runs into the same 14 year old girl all the time. (Cough! Stalker! Cough!). When he does he acts like an absolute dick to her for no reason. Then by night he rescues her and is nice to her. That is until he discovers in a past life she was suppose to be his child bride or something. Then after “sorta dating” this same girl’s friend who’s also 14 he decides it okay to date her. All the negative stuff he always said to her goes away… Also they somehow take over the world in the future…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 211 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Spiderous-Man On Freedom Female’s Movie

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Conversations 211 – Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Spiderous-Man On Freedom Female’s Movie

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Wonder Woman: The Origin Of Clay Girl

“Wonder Woman” is a hard nut to crack. She’s a strange character with a strange origin. Her origin is under neverending revision. In the original version she got created from clay. This makes her not even a person. Then you combine that the fact she got raised on an all-women island. This is make for the story of the ultimate outsider. The outsider amongst outsiders. This is a story “Wonder Woman” doesn’t tell though. More recently, she it got changed to her being Zues’ daughter. Now she’s one of many demi-gods. In both version she didn’t earn her powers and she’s not special. None of this even gets into all the weird bondage stuff in her early days.

Then there’s her villains. I’ve pointed it out a few times in these comics but she only has two most people know. They’re “Cheetah” and “Giganta”. Neither of which seem to be a true match for “Wonder Woman”. The fact that neither of them is even hinted at in the movie was a mistake.

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“Wonder Woman” still has no true arch-enemy. She still doesn’t have her “Joker” or “Lex Luthor” even after all these years. So in slight defense of the movie they had a hard job.

Tomorow Spiderous-Man gets replaced by Q-boy. He’s sent in to try and salvage this drunken madness. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 209 – Admiral Lightning, Freedom Female, & Badassia On “Freedom Female: The Original World Protector”

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Conversations 209  –Admiral

Lightning, Freedom Female, & Badassia On “Freedom Female: The Original World Protector”

 

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Wonder Woman : Can The Movie Live Up To The Hype?

So Wonder Woman is coming out on Friday. I’ll more than likely see it this weekend. So far the reviews are VERY good. As I write this is has a 97% on “Rotten Tomatoes”. My prediction is it will be pretty good, but not as good as people are saying. It seems like the other “DCEU” movies have made expectation so low it’s getting overrated. I hope I’m wrong though.

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On to the comic. So I made “Admiral Lightning” from the same island as “Freedom Female”. “Admiral Lightning” is my version of “Sailor Jupiter”. This explains why she’s so tall and strong. Also when I thought about Freedom Female’s origin I wanted the idea that other girls got to leave the island. The fact she wasn’t allowed to is part of why she does leave. There is a reason why she wasn’t, but I’m saying that for when I tell her origin.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 208 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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Conversations 208  –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On The “Picking The Corpse”

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So yesterday I talked about having to do a lot of editing for the comic. This one was a LOT more. In fact as I write this I’m not even done yet.

“Wristcutters: A Love Story” is real a movie about a chick who commits suicide. She then ends up in a place that’s a little worse than here. I don’t remember much else about it. In real life I did get this movie while “picking the corspe” of a “Blockbuster” video that was closing. An old co-worker, Reagan Myers coined the term… Well as far as I know he did…

Tomorrow we switch gears as Admiral Lightning, Freedom Female, and Badassia are here. They talk about Freedom Female’s home the Isle Of Manless Maidens and Amish people. Also “Freedom Female: The Original World Protector” is comes out this weekend so that comes up.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 207 – J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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Conversations 207 –J-Pop, Spiderous-Man, & The Minstrel On Being A Loser

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This is yet another comic where I had to do a lot of editing. The first thing Spiderous-Man says is completely different from what I first wrote. In the middle of doing the word balloons for this comic I realized I needed to change what he said. J-Pop mentions “Talentless Americans Trying Get A Crappy Vegas Show”. If the title didn’t make it clear this is this world’s version of “America’s Got Talent”. I remembered that this show plays a part in the origin I wrote for “Spiderous-Man”. This is yet another story I want to tell at some point. With that established it would seem weird if he didn’t say something about that.

You also might’ve noticed that the some new fonts used for this comic. Over the last couple weeks I’ve searched through hundreds of fonts and downloaded a bunch. These should be “cleaner” and easier to read than the fonts I was using before. Hope you like em’?

Tomorrow these 3 return and it gets kinda dark, but sorta positive in the end… I dunno… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

PS Always remember Zelda is the princess…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 206 – The Celestial Admirals On Mostly Infighting

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 206  –The Celestial Admirals On Mostly Infighting

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One thing I try to be is fair. Well fair is fair. “The Flash’s” finale wasn’t half bad. I doesn’t at all make up for this season, but it wasn’t bad.

“The Flash”, Last To The “Finish Line”… A Decent Finale For The Worst “CW” “DC Comics” Show

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The way they get around “Iris” getting killed was clever. It also they solved another problem by getting rid of a character that kinda sucked. “Caitlyn” doesn’t seem to be all villain which is good. In general, the show seemed to finally get what it was doing wrong and it seems its headed in a better direction.

To be clear though EVERYTHING about “Savitar” is still stupid. This show STILL needs to stop with having speedsters as the “big bad”. “Kid Flash” still sucks. There still needs to be less nonsense science. With that siad, this show might pull it together next season.

Finally Meeting All The Celestial Admirals… They’re Like “Sailor Moon” & Her Friends If Ethnic & Bitchy

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I have so many ideas for these characters. With this comic I wanted to give a taste of all the them and the dynamics between them. This comic was a lot easier to put together than I thought it was going to be. I had to cut stuff, but they were “easier cuts”.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 205 – J-Pop, Admiral Star, Admiral A &Sadistic Squirrel On Meeting Your Idol

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Conversations 205  – J-Pop, Admiral Star, Admiral A &Sadistic Squirrel On Meeting Your Idol

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I had to cut a lot of of this one. Every character had more to say. J-Pop’s verse was longer. Admrial A said something about how there was almost a nationwide boycott on her. This was over a subtle weed reference in one of her songs. To me the stuff I changed with Sadistic Squirrel’s dialog was for the better. Him cheering for J-Pop to choke wasn’t in there when I first wrote it.

Half-watched Half Review Of The Season 2

Finale Of Supergirl

So I half watched the finale to “Supergirl” while I worked on this, this morning. The finale seemed okay. A little anti-climatic, but not bad. I can’t see “The Flash” pulling off anything that going to make it worth the season we’ve been through with this show. Everything about “Savitar” alone makes it impossible. Guess we’ll see though…

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Tomorrow finally meet all the other Celestial Admirals. There are:

  • Admiral Bubbles
  • Admiral Fire
  • & Admiral Lightning Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

It should a warm and friendly reunion between friends…

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 204 – Special-Girl, Admiral Star & Admiral A On Sad VS DARK Sad

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Conversations 204  –Special-Girl, Admiral Star & Admiral A On Sad VS DARK Sad

“The Flash” Beats “Supergirl” In The Race For Crappiness

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I’m going to call the winner. During this season of “DC Comics” “CW” shows there’s been a clear race to the bottom between “Supergirl” and “The Flash”… Guess you should never bet against “The Flash” in a race. As I write this I haven’t seen the finale to “Supergirl” yet. It hasn’t even aired yet actually. Unless something in that finale is the one stupidiest things I’ve ever seen “The Flash” is worse.

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“XXX” 3 It Gets Stupider Still

Speaking of the stupidest things I ever seen I half-watched the last “XXX” movie this weekend. Good lord! Everything said or done in that movie is stupid. To be clear, I’m not “avant garde” movie snob. I watch more action movies and comic book movies than anything else. This movie makes “The Expendables” look like “Citzen Kane” or something. Please America, stop liking and supporting garbage!

Okay I’m stepping down from the high horse. Tomorrow J-Pop finally meets her idol Admiral A as Admiral Star & Sadistic Squirrel watch. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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