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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 176 – Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 176 –

Special-Girl, Weirdera, Apex & Quickie On Clones

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With “Logan” being the big comic book movie I thought about how “X23” is a clone. This made me think of other clones such a “Bizraro”. Hence we now had “Weirdera” a sort of “Bizarro” version of Special-Girl.

Let’s not switch subjects without warning to “Inhumans VS X-men”. So this series finally ended last we and I must say “bravo “Marvel”. You did the impossible. You took a situation where there were only the following options:

  • All mutants die as the planet is uninhabitable for them. This is because the “Terrigen” mist the creates “Inhumans” kills mutants for some reason. This mist was also going to affect the whole planet for some reason. This, of course, was never going to happen
  • All mutants where going to have to leave Earth for the same reasons. This more than likely was never going to happen, but they could’ve been dumb enough to do this.
  • Everything goes back to status quo making all this completely pointless

“Marvel” did option 3, but in a way that is took creativity to make it worse. The “Inhumans” finally discover that the mist will make Earth unlivable for mutants. So they “kindly” let the X-men use their convienient “deus ex machina” machine to fix everything. It even has a big red button. Well problem solved and all this was pointless… But wait there’s more!

“Emma Frost” isn’t satisfied and wants revenge for the death of “Cyclops”. So she has these “Sentinels” programed to kill “Inhumans” kill a bunch of them. All you see is some ships blow up.

Also they are none of the “Inhumans” anyone cares about. So even if you wanted to care the comic doesn’t let you. We then end with “Emma Frost” in her normal black lingerie costume but also with a “Magneto” style helmet. The helmet also has “X visor” thing that the last version of “Cyclop’s” costume had. So that’s about 20 years of character development for “Emma Frost” down the drain. She’s a straight up villain again. Making a comic pointless is easy making one that’s pointless and destroys characters… That takes work.

Tomorrow, all these guys return to talk more about clones. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 – J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 –  

J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately (Censored)

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One nitpick I have with “Logan” is there’s this part where “Professor X” tries to explain “X-23’s” foot claw. The explanation makes no sense whatsoever. This is a situation where no explanation is a lot better than trying to explain it. This is definitely a scene that could’ve (should’ve) got the axe. “Logan” is already a pretty long movie so it doesn’t need padding.
That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” for this week. Tomorrow there will be another update on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 – J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 175 –

J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On… Mostly “Cash Me Outside” Unfortunately

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One nitpick I have with “Logan” is there’s this part where “Professor X” tries to explain “X-23’s” foot claw. The explanation makes no sense whatsoever. This is a situation where no explanation is a lot better than trying to explain it. This is definitely a scene that could’ve (should’ve) got the axe. “Logan” is already a pretty long movie so it doesn’t need padding.
That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” for this week. Tomorrow there will be another update on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 174 – J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On Apex’s New Movie & Comments J-Pop Made (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 174 –

J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On Apex’s New Movie & Comments J-Pop Made (Censored)

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And that is our grand introduction to my version of “X-23”, Fiddy Fo’. I actually wanted her full name to be “Female Apex Clone #54 [Deeemed Defective] AKA Fiddy Fo'” but I it was too long to fit.

When I come up with each of these characters I try to come up with a “hook” to them. Something that sorta sums up their personality. For Fiddy Fo’ I thought that she’d be like a older version of the “cash me outside” girl.

J-Pop talking about Fiddy refers to “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” #121. She’s mad about not being in Apex’s movie so she disses Fiddy in a rap.

Tomorrow these two return and continue to try and hash things out. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 174 – J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On Apex’s New Movie & Comments J-Pop Made

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 174 –

J-Pop & Fiddy Fo’ On Apex’s New Movie & Comments J-Pop Made

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And that is our grand introduction to my version of “X-23”, Fiddy Fo’. I actually wanted her full name to be “Female Apex Clone #54 [Deeemed Defective] AKA Fiddy Fo'” but I it was too long to fit.

When I come up with each of these characters I try to come up with a “hook” to them. Something that sorta sums up their personality. For Fiddy Fo’ I thought that she’d be like a older version of the “cash me outside” girl.

J-Pop talking about Fiddy refers to “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” #121. She’s mad about not being in Apex’s movie so she disses Fiddy in a rap.

Tomorrow these two return and continue to try and hash things out. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 173 – Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On Apex’s Movie & Other Stuff

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 173 –

Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On Apex’s Movie & Other Stuff

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So I saw “Logan”. Wow, that was a grim movie. Great though, but very grim. Like I said with “Star Wars: Rogue One” it’s a true “Trump era” movie. The heroes are pretty much dead. The few that remain have become crippled and broken. Our hero once known as “The Wolverine” now does a menial job to be able to afford drugs to care for “Professor X”.

As crappy as that setup is it gets worse. This is movie where suicide is more than a viable option. It’s actually more humane than the alternative, and this applies to several characters. In this movie nice gestures get rewarded with gruesome deaths. In this movie the smart thing to do is keep your head and let the corporations do what they want. They’ve already won, fighting back only makes it worse.

Also like “Rogue One” the “victory” in the end is pyrrhic at best. The big hope is escaping to Canada. As with real life though, that’s not a solution. The problem affects the whole world and can reach beyond borders… Now I’ve depressed myself so let’s move on.

Tomorrow we’re introduced to Female Apex Clone #54 AKA Fiddy Fo’ (X-23). She talks out some issues she has with J-Pop (Jubilee). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 172 – Special-Girl, White Swallow & Apex On Abusing Power

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 172 –

Special-Girl, White Swallow & Apex On Abusing Power

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If you pay super close attention you might see that these comics look a little prettier. It’s more noticable if you zoom in. That’s because I found a way get a higher quality image at a smaller file size. Another little trick I picked up from Webcomics.com. Next weeks comics should look even better as I play around with it more.

I gotta repeat myself about “Supergirl”. The show is a lot better without “Jimmy”. The show really needs a “big bad” though, and “Cadmus” isn’t good enough. It was a huge mistake to kill off “Supergirl’s” aunt because she was a great “big bad” for season 1.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week! Tomorrow we’ll see the full page of “The Hisotry Of Comics With Q-boy” 64. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 – Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 –

Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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There’s more dealing with Special-Girl calling J-Pop and going shopping with Succubus. These stories are in comics I’m saving for books or when I start a Patreon page. Special-Girl also calls someone else as well…

So I’m watching “Supergirl” as I’m working on this comic and it occurs to me… “Jimmy Olsen” might be the problem. The show seemed a little better than normal and I noticed that “Jimmy” hadn’t appeared. He might have though, I only “half watch” it. Also there was none of the stupid reporter stuff. Again I gotta say just have her work for the DEO, fight bad guys, and have a “big bad” for the season.

Tomorrow Q-boy and Jade Archer talk with Special-Girl about her new threads. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #163 – Special-Girl, Jade Archer & Apex On “Going Dark” Again

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #163 –

Special-Girl, Jade Archer & Apex On “Going Dark” Again

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So in this comic I mention “Team America” and specifically the “dicks, pussies, and assholes” scene. If you don’t know what I’m talking about you can check it out here http://bit.ly/teamamericaclip . It starts about 46 seconds in. 

To clean this up and adjust some let’s call them good people, okay people, and bad people.  I think the vast majority of people are varying degrees of okay people. People trying to live comfortably and usually not trying to hurt or take from anyone else. The best of us are good people who really do all they can to make the world a better place.  Then there bad people… This is where you have your socio/psychopaths. 

Most heroes turn bad at some point. This comic makes fun of one of the most famous examples which is “Green Lantern” going insane and turning evil after seeing his home “Coast City” destroyed. He goes on to kill all the other “Green Lanterns” become a full on villain.  Then yada yada a bunch of stuff happens and it’s all explained away be a yellow monster called “Parallax” making him do it. This is actually one of the better attempts to try to make hero good again after “going dark”.

That’s it for this week! Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #162 – Special-Girl, Quickie & Apex On “Going Dark”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #162 –
Special-Girl, Quickie  & Apex On “Going Dark”
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If you’re thinking Special-Girl’s story was a bit “on the nose” then yeah I get ya. I sorta mentally debated it myself. Ultimately, I thought her being tended to by a Muslim couple added something interesting to Special-Girl. If you actually see the cover of the comic where “Supergirl” first appears it looks like a pretty horrible crash. So much so I made fun of in this comic here http://bit.ly/qgirlcomic .

I got pretty behind on comics and read a few from like 2 weeks ago. I read “Civil War II: The Oath” and wow… “Marvel” you need to just let all of this go. This is bringing down your whole line. This whole “Secret Empire” thing they’re leading up is combination of 2 already used ideas. “Captain America” running “Sheild” and bad guys running “Sheild” (cuz’ “Cap’s” history is still rewritten so he’s a member of “Hydra”).  Just make “Cap” regular “Cap” again already, and let’s completely move on from “Civil War II”. It didn’t work, let it go. Then there’s “Inhumans V X-men”… I just don’t how this can have a satisfying ending. They’re not going to get rid of most “Inhumans” and they’re not going to kill off most mutants. So what we’re just back to right where we are? On the plus side, again I recommend “Infamous Iron Man”.  That’s some good comic.

Tomorrow Quickie is out and Jade Archer is in as this discussion of “going dark” continues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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