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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #31 Q-boy & White Swallow On And White Swallow’s Character Dieing On The “Jade Archer Show” & The “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew” Trailer (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #31

Q-boy & White Swallow On And White Swallow’s CharacterDieing On The

“Jade Archer Show” & The “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew” Trailer (Censored)

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It was a good thing I decided not to make yesterday’s comic after seeing the “Dr. Strange” trailer because I didn’t really get much out of it.  Some cool images, but nothing that made me feel anything about the movie.

[Warning if you don’t know much about Arrow you might wanna skip this part]

Okay so let’s get to “Arrow” and Black Canary’s death.  I don’t care.  I don’t even understand caring.  Honestly if there was a character who seemed to just kinda be there at this point it was Black Canary.  This is IF she stays dead. Early on Thea and Laurel were the bad part of the show you suffered through to get to the rest.  This is part of why I really like Arrow. It steadily improved and either killed off, or fixed its crappy boring characters.  I was also originally against Ollie and Felicity getting together cause it was kinda obvious and cliche, but they’re fine to me now.  It seems like everyone was for this before and everyone is against it now.  I don’t get it.

[end “Arrow” part]

So on to the “Star Wars” part.  If you’ve been paying attention to these comic you’ve probably seen that all these different things are mixed together. Marvel, DC, DBZ, Buffy, ect. For longest time I couldn’t really figure out how to add Star Wars to it. Then after seeing “The Force Awakens” I watched the original trilogy again and figured it out.  The story as I thought it out is like the reverse of “Star Wars” (with a little “Final Fantasy IV”mixed in) a “bad knight” becoming a “good knight” and his son a “good knight” becoming a really “bad knight”.  As for the “Rogue One” trailer is looks pretty good but as this comic suggests they press a little hard on the whole “rebel” thing.  That’s it for this week! See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #30 Jade Archer, Mr. Mystic, & Red Witch On Using Magic To Alter Time (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #30

Jade Archer, Mr. Mystic, & Red Witch On Using Magic To Alter Time (Censored)

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Yesterday I said was going to try to wait and watch the Dr. Strange trailer as it premiered on Jimmy Kimmel and make a comic about it for the next day.  I now realize that was insane. So as I’m writing this now the trailer hasn’t been shown yet… I also got a better idea that involved Jade Archer and Red Witch.  Here’s the thing, the Suicide Squad trailer and the new Civil War footage kinda threw off my plan for this week.  Originally everything was going to be about Black Canary dieing on “Arrow” and the “Dr. Strange” and “Rogue One” trailers. Trying to stay on top of nerd stuff has been hectic lately.

For Mr. Mystic I figured this guy who is this master of magic would be old (and extremely grumpy). Jade Archer here is references some backlash I’ve seen about Black Canary dieing on “Arrow”.  I’ll get into it more tomorrow but I don’t get it. Tommorow (unless plans drastically change again) White Swallow returns along with Q-boy to discuss her character’s death on the “Jade Archer” show, and the trailer for “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #29 The Minstrel And White Swallow On The “Chain Gang Improbable” Trailer And White Swallow’s Character Dying On The “Jade Archer” Show

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #29

The Minstrel And White Swallow On The “Chain Gang Improbable” Trailer And White Swallow’s Character Dying On The “Jade Archer” Show

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So this is about two things.  One is the new “Suicide Squad” trailer, and the other is the Black Canary dying on “Arrow”.  My thoughts on the trailer? Same as everything I’ve seen so far which is “it might be good, Will Smith takes me out of the movie anytime I see him, and I don’t like what they’ve done with Harley Quinn”.  That new footage from “Civil War” though… Maaan it looks awesome!

The weird thing I found about Harley Quiin is that she started out as some kind of therapist for the Joker and over time she falls in love with him, but suddenly becomes all crazy and ditzy. So with The Minstrel here I figured I’d make her still the doctor she was to begin with. Also too say the least my version of the Joker is VERY different but that’s for another day.

As for Black Canary dying on “Arrow”…. I don’t really care.  I like Arrow a lot. In fact I think it’s the best of the DC Comics shows.  I’ll get back to this subject later this week I think.  Tomorrow I’m going to try something kinda crazy.  The trailer for “Dr. Strange” is suppose to premiere on “Jimmy Kimmel” tomorrow and I’m going to try to make a comic right after for the morning after. See ya tomorrow and hope you enjoy!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations (Censored)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50 The Inventive Designer And His Wonderous Creations (Censored)

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Happy 50th comic people!  I decided to rename the comic “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” from “Q-boy Shorts” because I think the title was confusing and didn’t really work anymore.  When I originally started this comic I intended to do a long-form Q-boy comic and a short comic that would be posted more often.  I also had a completely different story I wanted to do that really made no sense the more I thought about it.  So I changed that story to the what we have now which is this messed up version of the history of comics.

This specific comic is about the artist Carmine Infantino who among many other things created the Barry Allen version of the Flash (which basically started the Silver Age of Comics); and the Barbara Gordon version of Batgirl.  He didn’t create Spider-Woman but he did draw some issues of the comic. He also drew many Adam Strange comic which is where all the jet pack stuff comes from.  Now let’s break down the panels…

All that and I barely got Q-boy in here. That’s it for this one. Next time on “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” we meet the White Swallow, and I have a feeling we’ll meet her even sooner though.  Tuesday-Thursday check out “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #28 America-Man On Being A Part Of A Team (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #28

America-Man On Being A Part Of A Team (Censored)

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One of my twists on Captain America with America-Man is that he hates his sidekick Rusty while (especially in the movies) Cap and Bucky were like the best of friends.  Speaking of friends one thing I’ve found interesting is that the trailers for “Captain America: Civil War” have a part where Cap is like “Bucky’s my friends” and Iron Man is like “so was I” or something…. Only things is… They never were friends.  They meet in “The Avengers” and are antagonistic towards each other until pretty much the very end.  In “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Cap has to fight something partially created by Stark. Then in “Age Of Ultron” they’re even more antagonistic towards each other until pretty much the very end.  These are two guys who at best begrudgingly respect each other’s respective skills and work together, but they certainly aren’t friends.

Cap & Bucky = Friends

Cap & Black Widow = Friends

Cap & Falcon = Friends

Iron Man & Bruce Banner = Friends

Iron Man & War Machine = Friends

With that said that’s it for this week.  Next week (the newly retitled from Q-boy Shorts) double sized History Of Comics With Q-boy # 50!  Then on Tuesday- Thursday new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations! Hope you enjoy and see you then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #27 Blind Fury On Joining A Team (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #27

Blind Fury On Joining A Team (Censored)

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Although I’m sure it will be awesome the whole thing with Netflix’s “Defenders” show is kinda weird.  I’m no expert of the Defenders (in fact I don’t think I’ve ever read a “Defenders” comic), but I don’t think any of the characters that are suppose to be part of it have ever been part of the “Defenders”.  The “Defenders” themselves seem to be a bunch of characters Marvel slapped together to try and re-create the Avengers (although “The Champions” seems like an even stranger spin on this idea).

By the time this comic is posted I should have finished watching season 2 of “Daredevil”.  Wow this show is great, and Marvel would have to be dumb not to follow up with a “Punisher” show. Damn shame DC doesn’t have an equivalent.

Tommorow we get America-Man’s take on being part of a team.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #26 The Good Knight On Being Part Of A Team

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #26

The Good Knight On Being Part Of A Team

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When I thought about my version of Batman I thought about what Batman does completely out of context.  If you take everything away at the end of the day mostly Batman is a rich man who beats on mostly poor people. Take that idea to the extreme and you get The Good Knight.

What’s great about Batman is that he’s a normal man who can stand next to the most powerful people on the planet in the Justice League and even strike fear in many of them.  I figure that has to come at quite a price. A price far greater than the hard work necessary to be that strong, smart, precise etc.   To me that price is his humanity.  On the inside he’s basically a computer that can act like a person well enough to get people to do what he needs them to do to continue his war on crime. Anyways that’s my thoughts.  Tomorrow Blind Fury chimes in superteams.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25 Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #25

Ms. Majors, America-Man, & Crimson Matroyshka On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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“Batman V Superman” the movie that will make you think you’re going color blind…

Seriously though if you liked “Batman V Superman” that’s great I’m happy for you. I guess even envy you in a sense… That being said some of the defenses for it are ridiculous.  The first one it that “it’s making money”…. Well yeah you have 3 of the most iconic characters in history in one movie. Hell there are grandparents who have waited their whole lives to see them all on screen.  Of course it’s making money! It’s too big to fail! If this movie doesn’t break every record ever I see that as a pretty big failure.  Marvel did this with C and D list characters and in most cases they were critically successful as well.

The other argument I see from the actors and other people is “this movie wasn’t made for critics”.  C’mon buddy… I’ll give you critics are generally wrong sometimes.  One example is “Juno” which had like the highest score ever on Rottentomatos and it’s terrible. Another is “Machette Kills” which was pretty great but got bad reviews.  9 times out of 10 though if something gets bad reviews its a bad movie.

Ya know I think I’m done talking about “Batman V Superman”.  Just be even handed here some stuff DC does well…

  • All there TV shows are pretty good except “Gotham” which sucks and are waaay better than “Agents Of Shield” and “Agent Carter”.  The Marvel Netflix shows are on a whole other level of great though
  • The direct to DVD animated movies are great (Marvel’s are terrible)
  • Haven’t played the Arkham games but pretty much everyone says they’re good

What’s frustrating is the Marvel and DC really could learn from each other.  I want them both competing as hard as they can for my time and my dollars. Alright enough already, that’s it for this week.  Next week more Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations Tuesday-Thursday.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24 Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #24

Special-Girl, Freedom Female, & Pussy Whip On Their Characters Being In Bad Movies (Censored)

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Alright let’s get to Lex Luthor in “Batman V Superman”…. Yeah he sucks…. Like every single line and everything he does sucks.  Such a terrible miscasting. Oh yeah I hear today the home release of Batman V Superman is gonna be a half hour longer.   Why?! The movie is already like an hour too long and filled with fat that should’ve been trimmed in the editing process. Seriously though, “Age Of Ultron” is under 2 and a half hours and there’s waaaay more characters (a few too many but its still pretty good and infinitely better than BvS) and waaay more happens. Smh…

Tommorow Ms. Majors, America-Man, and Crimson Matroyshka  weigh in on “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors”.  See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23 Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #23

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On “Special-Man V The Good Knight: Rise Of America’s Protectors” (Censored)

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Before I go into “Batman V Superman” how’d ya’ll like that episode of Supergirl with The Flash (and more importantly the comic related to it I posted last night you can check it out here if you missed it https://qboyandtheninja.com/2016/03/28/ccc22/ and here the sound enhanced Flipagram version https://flipagram.com/f/mj1wM7iW9E )?

Personally I thought it was kinda mediocre.  Everything got resolved way too easily and I saw all the best parts in preview clips of the show.  That being said, it was nice just to see the two together and it was definitely a nice way to wash out the horrible taste of “Batman V Superman”.

(Slight spolier alert)

Alright, I’ve already said the movie sucked, but it really can’t be said enough.  To be as fair as possible I’ll start with the good things…………………. Um…. The new Batmobile looks cool….. And there a Batman scene near the end where he fights a bunch of guys that’s by far the best part in the whole movie despite the fact that Batman murders several people. Even if the movie didn’t go out of its way to violate the very nature of the title characters it still would be a disjointed, mostly boring mess.  It takes waaaay to long to get to the actual fight and the fight is pretty underwhelming. The reason they stop fighting is laughably stupid, and the big fight in the end is a terrible CG mess that you MIGHT have been able to get away with 5 years ago. I’ll save more ranting for tomorrow cuz I ain’t done yet. Tomorrow Freedom Female gets some advice from Special-Girl and Pussy Whip on dealing with being in bad movies. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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