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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1- Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

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Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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If panel 1 looks familiar you might recognize it from this…

 

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That’s Action Comics #252, which is the first appearance of Supergirl.  If you’ve followed these comics, and this blog you may have seen I’ve done a few of these homage covers (some being a combination of several covers).  In the past I wouldn’t mention the original, and that if people got that it was a homage cover it would be a little bonus for them.  I now realize that’s kinda dumb sorta defeats the purpose of doing them in the first place.  So yeah anyways that’s Q-girl.  The Butterfly Song is a whole other story.  Me and my co-worker Reagan Myers (who also came up with many of the initial ideas for The Bastardized Ninja) started exchanging shows that we hadn’t watched, and I gave him Mad Men to which to both our surprises he liked a lot.  One day he just came up with this tune he imagined would be an “end song” for an episode of Mad Men going “my daughter plants flowers in the summer time”.  It was weird and creepy so it made it’s way here.  Next time we’re back with a new Bastardized Ninja, where at least one of the mysteries left in the wake of the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” storyline is addressed in a epilogue.  In the next Q-boy short we see the first appearance of Q-girl in the comics.  That’s it for now.  Don’t touch your butteflies, don’t try to marry off your sister, and see ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

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So Jerome tells his side.  Nice guy that Jerome, real positive, and all that.  In the next Q-boy short (which I just finished, and boy was it a grind getting it done by today) we see Q-girl’s first appearance.  There’s also this weird song involved with it.  Next time the big conclusion to the fight between Richie and Yakuza Kim in the next Bastardized Ninja short!  That’s all for now, see ya next time, and go out there and vote.  I went early and was in and out in minutes.  Enjoy!

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18

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So Jerome tells his side. Nice guy that Jerome, real positive, and all that. In the next Q-boy short (which I just finished, and boy was it a grind getting it done by today) we see Q-girl’s first appearance. There’s also this weird song involved with it. Next time the big conclusion to the fight between Richie and Yakuza Kim in the next Bastardized Ninja short! That’s all for now, see ya next time, and go out there and vote. I went early and was in and out in minutes. Enjoy!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8 (Censored)

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And finally the full page of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  A ninja, a yakuza, clones, a time machine?! What more could you possibly ask for?! Well the big fight concludes in the next Bastardized Ninja, and it should be wild.  How’s it all going to play out?  Well if you’ve been paying close attention this whole time it should be interesting.  Guess that’s it for this one, next time a new Q-boy short where we see Jerome Watson again.  Have a good one, and see ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 31 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 8

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And finally the full page of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  A ninja, a yakuza, clones, a time machine?! What more could you possibly ask for?! Well the big fight concludes in the next Bastardized Ninja, and it should be wild.  How’s it all going to play out?  Well if you’ve been paying close attention this whole time it should be interesting.  Guess that’s it for this one, next time a new Q-boy short where we see Jerome Watson again.  Have a good one, and see ya next time!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17 (Censored)

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And so Q-boy enters the world of TV… and leaves just as quickly… Or does he?… Yeah pretty much!  Although, Adult Swim if you’re looking for a show… Just sayin’.  I mean I don’t think Boondocks is coming back this time.  And come on one less episode of Family Guy a week ain’t gonna kill ya. Okay enough blatant fishing, back to the comic. So it looks like poor Jerome is out of a job.  We’ll hearhis side of things in the next Q-boy short.  Next time it’s the last panel of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  See ya then, and hope you enjoy!

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17

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Q-boy Short # 19 Turnabout Is Tantamount To Treason / The History Of Q-boy Part 17

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And so Q-boy enters the world of TV… and leaves just as quickly… Or does he?… Yeah pretty much!  Although, Adult Swim if you’re looking for a show… Just sayin’.  I mean I don’t think Boondocks is coming back this time.  And come on one less episode of Family Guy a week ain’t gonna kill ya. Okay enough blatant fishing, back to the comic. So it looks like poor Jerome is out of a job.  We’ll hearhis side of things in the next Q-boy short.  Next time it’s the last panel of The Bastardized Ninja #31.  See ya then, and hope you enjoy!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com