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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

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In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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Q-boy Short # 22 The Spoonful Of Sugar That Makes The Mindless Violence And Propaganda Palatable To Girls / The History Of Q-boy Part 20

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And so Q-girl officially appears in the comics… U and Q-boy clashing over her will be revisited in the future.  Especially, Q-boy’s… protectiveness of her.  This comic is based on the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures # 18, which was the introduction of Mary Marvel.

 

captain-marvel-adventures-18-page-1

In the next Q-boy Short we’ll see Q-girl’s grand introduction to the world by Q-boy, and we’ll even meet fellow super heroine, Freedom Female for the first time.  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja where we finally see the fate of Yakuza Kim.  Guess that’s it for now. Protect your sisters, don’t be bland, and leave your daughters at newstands (do those even exist anymore?).  Anyways, hope you enjoy and see ya next time.

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas (Censored)

We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

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So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 1 – It Sure Sucks To Be Q-boy’s Partner On Christmas

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We interrupt our normal Q-boy Short with this 1988 Holiday Special…

 

So this one is very much a homage/parody of this Deadman story where he runs into a chick who is pretty clearly Pre-Crisis Supergirl from the 1988 comic “Christmas With The Superheroes #2”.   I first heard of this story from a post on this blog Too Busy Thinking About Comics . This story was also voted as the #1 greatest Supergirl story on Comic Book Resources.  The main part of the story and the inspirations for most of the panels of this comic are part of that article so check it out there if you want.  It was an interesting challenge to sum up a story that was several pages into 7 panels.  You might notice the words look clearer than normal in this comic (especially when enlarged).  This is because I’ve started using Adobe Illustrator for the words and the balloons after learned that was better than using Flash for that.  Well I guess that’s it.  Don’t work too hard without recognition, don’t be self-righteous, let your partners come to the holiday part, and Happy Holidays to you all!  Next time a new Bastardized Ninja, see ya then!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Obtaining Brains, Pleasing Patrick, And Playing With Cats (Censored)

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1 – Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 33 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Epilogue 1- Getting Brain, Pleasing A Prick, And Playing With Pussies

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So who’da thought Mobsters + Zombie Gas (seen in The Bastardized Ninja # 28 or the censored verison) = Zombie Mobsters?  If you go back a bit you see that this comic closely matches The Bastardized Ninja # 6 or the censored version.  You’ll also notice Patrick and Cuntasia look vastly improved now.  Besides just naturally getting better drawing over time this is because The Bastardized Ninja #6 was the first one I drew using Abobe Flash, and was the first comic I did entirely digitally with the convertible laptop I use today. In the earlier comics I drew them on paper, scanned them, then colored, lettered, and all the rest in Photoshop.  What’s next for the Zombie Mobsters? Stay tuned, and find out.  I actually remembered Christmas was coming soon enough to actually do something, so… If all goes as planned in place of the usual Q-boy short there may be a little holiday surprise.  That’s it for now, protect your brains, play with your cats, and don’t piss off guys named Patrick. See ya next time!

@rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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Q-boy Short # 21 The Butterfly Song And Some Girl With A “Q” On Her Chest / The History Of Q-boy Part 19

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If panel 1 looks familiar you might recognize it from this…

 

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That’s Action Comics #252, which is the first appearance of Supergirl.  If you’ve followed these comics, and this blog you may have seen I’ve done a few of these homage covers (some being a combination of several covers).  In the past I wouldn’t mention the original, and that if people got that it was a homage cover it would be a little bonus for them.  I now realize that’s kinda dumb sorta defeats the purpose of doing them in the first place.  So yeah anyways that’s Q-girl.  The Butterfly Song is a whole other story.  Me and my co-worker Reagan Myers (who also came up with many of the initial ideas for The Bastardized Ninja) started exchanging shows that we hadn’t watched, and I gave him Mad Men to which to both our surprises he liked a lot.  One day he just came up with this tune he imagined would be an “end song” for an episode of Mad Men going “my daughter plants flowers in the summer time”.  It was weird and creepy so it made it’s way here.  Next time we’re back with a new Bastardized Ninja, where at least one of the mysteries left in the wake of the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” storyline is addressed in a epilogue.  In the next Q-boy short we see the first appearance of Q-girl in the comics.  That’s it for now.  Don’t touch your butteflies, don’t try to marry off your sister, and see ya next time!

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9 (Censored)

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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The Bastardized Ninja Short # 32 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 9

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Well there ya go folks the conclusion to the epic fight between The Bastardized Ninja and Yakuza Kim! Hope you enjoyed watching, and reading this battle as much I did making it.  It was long hard work, but so worth it as a saw the completed pages.  This is the big climax of what I’m calling season 1 of The Bastardized Ninja.  There’s still some resolution to see though.  What about the mobsters and that zombie gas in The Bastardized Ninja #28 ( or the censored version )? What about the clones we kept seeing?  And Yakuza Kim was sent back to ancient Egypt?!  This storyline 3-Way Orgy Of Violence gets 3 epilogues and then we close the chapter on this season of The Bastardized Ninja.  Next post is a new Q-boy Short were we meet Q-girl for the first time.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya next time.

rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 20 Cynacism Ain’t Cinnamon So Don’t Go Puttin’ It On Your Bread And Calling It French Toast / The History Of Q-boy Part 18 (Censored)

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So Jerome tells his side.  Nice guy that Jerome, real positive, and all that.  In the next Q-boy short (which I just finished, and boy was it a grind getting it done by today) we see Q-girl’s first appearance.  There’s also this weird song involved with it.  Next time the big conclusion to the fight between Richie and Yakuza Kim in the next Bastardized Ninja short!  That’s all for now, see ya next time, and go out there and vote.  I went early and was in and out in minutes.  Enjoy!

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