Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle” (Censored)

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128 Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #128

Slowku, Physician Omnipotent, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On “The Cycle”

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I’m going to predict the future. I have no special powers or incite but I’ll predict it anyways. In 2 years during the mid-term election Democrats will win back either the Senate or the House. Then in 4 years in the presidential election the Democratic candidate won’t be the “right” candidate (they’ll do something wrong like help to create the internet, or windsurf) and Trump will be re-elected. Then in 6 years during the next mid-term election the Democrats will lose whatever they gained in last mid-term election. Then in 8 years Democrats will have the “right” candidate and they will be elected President. This President will have to fix all the stuff Trump did before making any progress. Then the cycle will begin again.

How can the cycle be broken? Democrats have to vote like they did for Obama every single time. Including mid-term elections which might be even more important. Otherwise it’s gonna be 8 years of Trump, and if you’ve been following the news its clear he has no idea what he’s doing.

Oh right this is a comic. Physician Omnipotent is my “Dr. Manhattan” character. This whole thing is kind of a play on how with their “Rebirth” event “DC Comics” basically tried to blame their bad decisions in the “New 52” on “Dr. Manhattan” or “Watchmen” for “making comics dark”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126 Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126

Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I’m fighting the urge to get long-winded and preachy with all this election stuff. I’ll just say this. We have to stop needing to be “enthusiastic” about the candidate to turn out and vote for them. Because no matter how you look at it we’re always voting for Obama and his legacy, or Bernie and the platform he fought so hard to get the Democratic party to agree to. See that was pretty short. I had 3 paragraph before I shortened this…

So yeah comics. Superman flying around the Earth backwards to go back in time is stupid even by comic book science standards. Speaking of stupid, apparently there’s going to be an “Inhumans” show… Dammit “Marvel” why do you keep doing this?! Ya know what between the movies and the “Netflix” shows you deserve a pass on this and “Agents Of Shield”.  But please stop… Please…

Tomorrow Mr. Mystic and Luscious return with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter and continue talking about traveling back in time to stop Trump from being elected. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #125 Jade Archer, White Swallow, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Fracture In The Timeline

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #125

Jade Archer, White Swallow, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Fracture In The Timeline

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I wanted to write something really long about the election, but honestly I’m really tired. So I’ll just say that on election night I felt dread, then despair, then motivated. We have to rush the polls at every single elections now.

On to the comic. The whole thing with White Swallow becoming her sister and mom refers to how on “Arrow” “Laurel” and “Sara Lance” were both “Black Canary” and how in the comics “Black Canary’s” mom was the original “Black Canary”.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #124 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Another Time Travel Mistake

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #124

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Another Time Travel Mistake

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As I write this it looks like America looked into the abyss… and jumped right in it. We just gotta carry on… Let’s just move on for now…

A lot of what is behind these comics is me wanting to fix things I don’t like in comics and shows. I’ve thought about how to fix “Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.” a lot, and it wouldn’t be easy especially at this point.  I’d definitely kill off most of the cast, bring back “Ward”, and keep “Simmons” and maybe “Coulson”.  I’d only keep “Coulson” because he’s already been killed, and he’d have a much smaller roll on the show. Then I’d bring in “Deathlok”, this black chick that use to be an agent that had a robot eye or something from an early episode, and maybe bring back “Mockingbird” and “Hunter”.

Now the hard part. I’d find someway to erase pretty much everything since Season 1.  Luckily nothing else in the “Marvel Cinematic Universe” seems to acknowledge “Inhumans” so that helps.

Tomorrow Louscious and Mr. Mystic return with Jade Archer and White Swallow to talk about problems caused by time travel.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #121 J-Pop, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #121

J-Pop, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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I watched the special features to “X-men: Apocalypse” and saw the infamous “mall scenes” that were cut, and … Yeah they would’ve dragged the movie and needed to be cut. In this part there’s a scene where “Jubilee” uses her powers to keep playing a arcade game instead of quarters. It makes no sense.

In the actual movie it’s weird that she doesn’t to fight “Apocalypse” or even use her powers. It’s strange that she’s just introduced as part of the “new cast of young characters” and then disappears. It seems like they didn’t figure out what to do with her powers. I get that because her powers are usually described as “fireworks” which really makes no sense as fireworks are a man made product.

That’s it for this week. Next week I plan on starting off with a pre-election special on Monday then as usual new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #121 J-Pop, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On The 100th Conversation Cypher

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #121

J-Pop, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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I watched the special features to “X-men: Apocalypse” and saw the infamous “mall scenes” that were cut, and … Yeah they would’ve dragged the movie and needed to be cut. In this part there’s a scene where “Jubilee” uses her powers to keep playing a arcade game instead of quarters. It makes no sense.

In the actual movie it’s weird that she doesn’t to fight “Apocalypse” or even use her powers. It’s strange that she’s just introduced as part of the “new cast of young characters” and then disappears. It seems like they didn’t figure out what to do with her powers. I get that because her powers are usually described as “fireworks” which really makes no sense as fireworks are a man made product.

That’s it for this week. Next week I plan on starting off with a pre-election special on Monday then as usual new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #120 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp & Mr. Mystic On The 100th Conversation Cypher

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #120

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp & Mr. Mystic On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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If you’re new or not paying much attention a little over a month ago to celebrate doing 100 of these comics I did 4 of them where a bunch of the characters had a huge rap battle/cypher (which you can check out here https://goo.gl/qQkUQ3 ) and this comic is referring to that.

My friend Chris started watching all the “DCComics” “CW” shows and of the characters in all these shows he hates “Jimmy Olsen” from “Supergirl”.  He has some real problem with “Jimmy” liking “Supergirl” while he was with “Lucy Lane”.  It’s truely bizzare. This made me think about the show and I’m starting to wonder is there much more to the show than Melissa Benoist being really likeable. The villains kinda suck. Wynn sucks (seriously this guy is dead weight. Get rid of him).

Then again “Martian Manhunter” and “Alex” are pretty good. and “Mon-El” seems interesting so far. I also like that in this world is just known and accepted that there are aliens. So maybe there is more to it.

Tomorrow Lou and Mr. Mystic return with J-Pop to talk some more about the 100th Conversation Cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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