Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 282 – Barbarious, The Smasher, Frag Count, And Quickie On …

Criminal And Crimefighter

Conversations 282 – Barbarious, The

Smasher, Frag Count, And Quickie

On Reasons To Celebrate

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YOU CAN’T MAKE AN OKAY MOVIE

ALONE: “JUSTICE LEAGUE” REVIEW

I’ll just go to the end first on this. It’s a B. A B with an asterisk. See when I went to see “Wonder Woman” the reviews were REALLY good. Suspiciously good, but I figured the movie had to be at least pretty good. It wasn’t and isn’t and it made me pretty mad. If I’m going to see a mediocre movie I don’t want to expect something good and be disappointed. For “Justice League” even with it bad reviews I wanted to make sure this didn’t happen again. So I made sure I went in expecting absolutely nothing. I watched some “Batman V Superman” to set my expectations as low as possible beforehand and then I went to see “Justice League”.

Throughout the movie I had to stop myself from thinking about how easily it could’ve been MUCH better and had not think about “The Avengers” at all. “Justice League” isn’t particularly great in any way, but at least it wasn’t boring, dull, and colorless like the other “DCEU” films. Though he looks stupid and is nothing like any version of “The Flash” he was far less annoying than I thought he was gonna be. He was actually okay. “Superman” was actually in it more than I thought he would be. I literally thought he wasn’t going to show up until the very end. The scenes that were obviously written by Joss Whedon really help to turn this group of heroes into an actual team. The side characters don’t hog up too time (although Martha Kent didn’t need to be in it and Lois could’ve been in it far less). The villain is weak, but I expected him to be weaker.

That’s the nice part…. Problem is, this is the goddamn “Justice League”. This should’ve been mind-blowingly great. I mean this should’ve been “The Avengers” on steroids. This is potentially a much more powerful team. These are the OG’s man! Well, besides the “Justice Society”, but still. This is what we have though and this is the best the “DCEU” has to offer.

For some quick comparisons

  • “GotG Vol. 2 – WAY better than “Justice League”. Still comic book movie of the year
  • “Thor: Ragnarok” – Better that “Justice League”
  • “Spider-man: Homecoming” – About even. “Justice League” has more action, but “Spider-man” has a better villain, is overall written better, and has “Iron Man”
  • “Wonder Woman” is worse. WAY more boring. WAY more “Writing 101” problems

Tomorrow, we finally meet The Underwater Monarch in these comics. He’s joined by Freedom Female and Frag Count as they discuss a possible “Rotten Tomatos” conspiracy.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, 

White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers (Censored)

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So how’d ya’ll like the “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”? It was a real plate spinning challenge, but also very satisfying to do. I had to do the today and Tuesday’s normal “Criminal And Crimefigter Conversations” comics well in advance to do the big anniversary hourly comics thing yesterday.
If you’ve been to my site you’ve probably noticed it was different last week and it was changed again this week.  Finally did some much needed overhauling to it. Right now it’s still basically a blog, but eventually (when I figure out exactly what I want to do and how) I want to turn it into a full on website. Overtime you’ll probably notice some changes like this to the comics as well. A few weeks ago I signed up at webcomics.com and MAN have I been learning a lot. Already well worth the $30 a year I paid. If you make webcomics I can’t recommend it enough.
Thanks to everyone like, shared, commented, retweeted, or just checked out this comics and followed the story in them. That’s it for this week. Next week we’re back with our regularly scheduled program with new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer,

White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers

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So how’d ya’ll like the “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”? It was a real plate spinning challenge, but also very satisfying to do. I had to do the today and Tuesday’s normal “Criminal And Crimefigter Conversations” comics well in advance to do the big anniversary hourly comics thing yesterday.  
If you’ve been to my site you’ve probably noticed it was different last week and it was changed again this week.  Finally did some much needed overhauling to it. Right now it’s still basically a blog, but eventually (when I figure out exactly what I want to do and how) I want to turn it into a full on website. Overtime you’ll probably notice some changes like this to the comics as well. A few weeks ago I signed up at webcomics.com and MAN have I been learning a lot. Already well worth the $30 a year I paid. If you make webcomics I can’t recommend it enough.
Thanks to everyone like, shared, commented, retweeted, or just checked out this comics and followed the story in them. That’s it for this week. Next week we’re back with our regularly scheduled program with new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang 11PM Spiderous-Man On “Mission Accomplished”

The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics
Shebangabang 11PM Spiderous-Man On “Mission Accomplished”

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See February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

If you’ve been paying attention to the last few posts I’ve mentioned launching a new comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” and this looked like the perfect opportunity to do so.  To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12PM.  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang 10PM Q-girl On … We Think Special-Girl Forced Her To Get Drunk

The Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics
Shebangabang 10PM Q-girl On … We Think Special-Girl Forced Her To Get Drunk

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See February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

If you’ve been paying attention to the last few posts I’ve mentioned launching a new comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” and this looked like the perfect opportunity to do so.  To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12PM.  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex, & Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex,

& Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

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What’s Special-Girl up to? You’ll find out in tomorrow’s “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”

So as I described last time tomorrow is hourly comic day and the 1st anniversary of this comic. Traditionally on hourly comics day people make a comic for every hour they are awake on the day.  Round here we do things different. There will be a (very much pre-made beforehand) comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day. On Instagram it won’t be quite hourly because I have can’t automate IG posts but they will be hourly on twitter (same name on there @rjoynesjr ) and on my site (http://bit.ly/qbninja ). At worst it’ll be one hell of train wreck to witness.

Brace yourselves folks this is gonna be a wild one… I know I am… See ya at midnight! Hope ya enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow, Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

 

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow,

Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

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So for those of you saying “give a Trump a chance” it’s now been a few days and he’s basically stopped the EPA from doing or saying anything, approved pipelines, and blamed millions of illegal immigrants voting for his losing the popular vote. Meanwhile they’re trying to get rid of all the almost universally approved of things in the Affordable Care Act. Is this enough of a chance yet?

So this comic is basically making fun of the early episodes of “Arrow” where Ollie was pretty much just a guy with a list who straight up murdered people with arrows.  The show became better as a whole, but it was kinda great in an insane way. Ollie would get his “Ninja Warrior” on doing that salmon latter thing and then go out a murder people who have “failed the city”. It actually sounds more like a “Batman” villain then any type of hero. Still, good times…

That’s it for this week. There will be new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations next Tuesday-Thursday with Wednesday being the anniversary of the start of this whole comic with hourly comic day. To quickly explain hourly comic day is described by knowyourmeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they awake”.

Last year I launched this comic on this day with a comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day, and I’m going for it again this year. To be clear, traditionally people do their comics on the day and I certainly didn’t and am not doing that this year. These comic were and will be made in advance. So far I’ve written about 2/3 of it, and already its pretty nuts! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Luscious Trapp, & Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl,  Q-boy,

Luscious Trapp,& Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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All the protesting against Trump gives me hope. Maybe we’re not doomed. Maybe most people aren’t falling for this. All of this might be too late, but maybe not.

As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. This is one of the rare ones where I actually added more words than I originally planned. This one is so random and all over the place I tried to make sure I explained things pretty well.

So I watched the last episode of “Supergirl”, the much hyped “Supergirl Lives” directed by Kevin Smith. Someday I have get into a long post about Kev, but that’s definitely for another day. Will always love his early movies though. Anyways for episode with that title you’d expect something BIG to happen.  Yeah not so much. This episodes has the same problems the rest of this season has which are:

  • Wynn sucks. He really takes to another level in this one. Dude’s dead weight, cut him
  • Jimmy Olsen being “Guardian” is stupid
  • Jimmy hiding being “Guardian” from “Supergirl” is even stupider
  • Weak villains

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Luscious are swapped out for White Swallow and Jade Archer as they talk about “policital activism”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com