The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1 (Censored)

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1 (Censored)

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Hope everyone had a good Christmas day! This is the first page of this year’s holiday special. I’ll talk more about it, and give an introduction of this comic’s special guest Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist (her name on Twitter and Instagram) later. Special thanks to her for letting me use her as a character in this nutty little adventure.

The third panel is based on the “Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack” by “Gotenks” in “Dragonball Z” and this picture by Zee (note NSFW due to gore and slight nudity) which you can check out here https://goo.gl/mufbwG .

Again have a good one everyone and I’ll catch ya’ll later. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1

The 3rd One: A Vaguely Defined Q-boy Holiday Special

Ft. @TheGoofyArtist as “Manic Dynamic Gore Mistress Anime Girl Zee” Page 1

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Hope everyone had a good Christmas day! This is the first page of this year’s holiday special. I’ll talk more about it, and give an introduction of this comic’s special guest Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist (her name on Twitter and Instagram) later. Special thanks to her for letting me use her as a character in this nutty little adventure.

The third panel is based on the “Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack” by “Gotenks” in “Dragonball Z” and this picture by Zee (note NSFW due to gore and slight nudity) which you can check out here https://goo.gl/mufbwG .

Again have a good one everyone and I’ll catch ya’ll late. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #143 – The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Louscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 143 –

The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Louscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On

“Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

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I think I’m going to try something new with all “Star Wars” movies from here on out. I’m going to try to treat them as “what ifs”. The original trilogy really shouldn’t be touched or added to in any way. That story was complete. The whiny farm boy became a hero. The selfish smuggler only out for himself became a general in the fight for freedom. The princess that lost everything learned of a family she never knew. The villain consumed by his hate finally overcame it and in his last act overthrew the man controlling him. With no leadership the empire probably fell eventually, and the galaxy returned to relative peace and freedom.

The details of how things came to be were stories best left to your imagination. Something REALLY bad happened to “Anakin Skywalker” and “Obi-Wan” his mentor was involved. He was corrupted by the “Emperor” who took over what was “The Old Republic” which turned it into the fascist “Empire”. Something called “The Clone Wars” happened which sounds awesome. What did we learn about any of this from the prequels that didn’t just make all this worse?

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesdays-Thursdays.  Oh and with the special holday comic there’s pretty no way I can get it done by or before Christmas. So I’m shooting for New Years maybe. Happy holidays to you and yours. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #140 Q-boy, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man Questions About “Space Saga”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #140

Q-boy, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man Questions About “Space Saga”

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I actually feel kinda bad about the dig at George Lucas at the end of this one, but I do find it funny that I keep seeing these reports about him really liking “Rogue One”. Isn’t this the same person everyone says ruined everything with the prequels? As I write this the reviews are pretty good though, and it’s got 85% on “Rotten Tomatoes”. Again I say, “we’ll see”…

On another note, it’s that time of year when I suddenly realize “oh crap it’s nearly Christmas you idiot if you wanna do a holiday’s themed comic you gotta start NOW”!  Anyways, I wrote something for it and even by the standards of these comics it’s pretty nuts. I have NO idea how I’m going to get it done as I think it’s gonna be 3 pages.  So the next “History Of Comics With Q-boy” will be postponed for a while. Also if it all goes as planned it will feature a special guest… And I’ll leave you cryptically with that.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #139 Freedom Female, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #139

Freedom Female, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga”

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“Luke Skywalker” pretty much has to be “Rey’s” father because “Stars Wars” is about the “Skywalker” family. Yes people argue the “Kylo Ren” is part of the “Skywalker” family, but he’s the villain not the many character. If “Luke” isn’t “Rey’s father and “Rey” is just some rando that’s gonna be stupid.

But now who’s “Rey’s” mom.  I saw a theory that “Captain Phasma” is and I think that makes a lot of sense (she’s also got that British accent). Could this girl in “Rogue One” be her mom though? That would also make a lot of sense. Almost too much sense. Like they wouldn’t have thought of that.

Tomorrow “Freedom Female” spot is filled by “Q-boy” as the others ask him questions about “Space Saga” (as it’s based on stories from his home planet). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #138 Freedom Female, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Spiderous-Man: First Day Back” & “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #138

Freedom Female, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On

“Spiderous-Man: First Day Back”& “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

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A new “Spider-Man: Homecoming” trailer came out last week and it was pretty cool I guess. Although, all the best part of it are “Iron Man”. In fact I’d MUCH rather see another “Iron Man” where mentoring “Spider-Man” is a subplot. There’s a whole article about how the “Marvel” movies need “Spider-Man” at CBR.com (which is here https://goo.gl/fkZVbm ) and I couldn’t disagree more.  Don’t get me wrong it was nice to see “Spider-Man” in “Civil War” and it worked. But need is a strong word.  No the “Marvel” movies NEED the “X-men” because without them they’re forced to use “Inhumans” and “Inhumans” suck.  Without “X-men” the “MCU” has no good allegory for minorities because again “Inhumans” just don’t work as well.

On to “Rogue One”.  Gotta say not hyped at all. I got my doubts about this one. For one thing I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t think “Star Wars” films work without “Han Solo”, and by “Han Solo” I mean “Harrison Ford”. Watch the original trilogy again and try to imagine it without him. I think you’ll find a MUCH less interesting set of movies. Second it’s a prequel (a side story prequel at that) and sure it’s almost impossible it won’t be better than “Episodes I-III” but that still doesn’t mean it’ll be good.  That being said of course I’ll almost certainly see it Saturday…

Tomorrow these guys return to talk some more about “Space Saga”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #137 Succubus, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Why Succubus Voted For Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #137

Succubus, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Why Succubus Voted For Trump

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I was a actually a whole day ahead of schedule until I got to this comic. For this one I wrote too much material and had to fight to squeeze what I could in. There’s a lot to be said about the economy and jobs and the minimum wage, but I’ll leave that for another day.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #136 Quickie, White Swallow, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Last Week’s Big TV Crossover

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #136

Quickie, White Swallow, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Last Week’s Big TV Crossover

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I don’t think there’s much to explain with this one so let’s get into an unrelated comic that came out last week.

Inhuman VS X-men 0 – If you read “Death Of X” (which literally just ended the previous week) you’re gonna be like “we just did this”. Long story short “Emma Frost” has some plan to get back at the “Inhumans” after the death of “Cyclops” in “Death Of X” and is training to be able to turn into her diamond form faster and faster. Also “Beast” is working on some cure for the “terrigen” cloud that creates more “Inhumans” that’s killing mutants. He’s all smiling and excited about it even though his race is on the verge of extinction yet again and one of his closest friends just died. Honestly my only explanation for this was an art screw up where “Beast” is  smiling when he shouldn’t have been and they tried to write around it. This is probably going to be painful…

Tomorrow Lou and Mr. Mystic talk to Succubus of The Fresh-Men about why she ended up voting for Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #134 Proud Lion, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Proud Lion’s First Job (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #134

Proud Lion, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Proud Lion’s First Job (Censored)

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Ever met someone who didn’t see some movie or TV show , and you’re just like “how”?  Like it’s a movie or show that seems to ALWAYS be on somewhere or more importantly it’s a classic that everyone’s seen. Ever been that person that somehow didn’t see the movie or show EVERYONE has seen? I’ve certainly been both.

It’s always interesting what different people see as “must see” or “classic”. Personally, being able to get “Simpsons” references is like a test of character. Speaking of which, we’re at the sad time of the year when the big yearly “Simpsons” marathon on “FXX” has reached the point where it’s past the 2nd episode of season 12 (the last good episode IMHO). Oh well it was a nice few days of laughs…

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #134 Proud Lion, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Proud Lion’s First Job

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #134

Proud Lion, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Proud Lion’s First Job

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Ever met someone who didn’t see some movie or TV show , and you’re just like “how”?  Like it’s a movie or show that seems to ALWAYS be on somewhere or more importantly it’s a classic that everyone’s seen. Ever been that person that somehow didn’t see the movie or show EVERYONE has seen? I’ve certainly been both.

It’s always interesting what different people see as “must see” or “classic”. Personally, being able to get “Simpsons” references is like a test of character. Speaking of which, we’re at the sad time of the year when the big yearly “Simpsons” marathon on “FXX” has reached the point where it’s past the 2nd episode of season 12 (the last good episode IMHO). Oh well it was a nice few days of laughs…

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com