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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow, Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow,

Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

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So for those of you saying “give a Trump a chance” it’s now been a few days and he’s basically stopped the EPA from doing or saying anything, approved pipelines, and blamed millions of illegal immigrants voting for his losing the popular vote. Meanwhile they’re trying to get rid of all the almost universally approved of things in the Affordable Care Act. Is this enough of a chance yet?

So this comic is basically making fun of the early episodes of “Arrow” where Ollie was pretty much just a guy with a list who straight up murdered people with arrows.  The show became better as a whole, but it was kinda great in an insane way. Ollie would get his “Ninja Warrior” on doing that salmon latter thing and then go out a murder people who have “failed the city”. It actually sounds more like a “Batman” villain then any type of hero. Still, good times…

That’s it for this week. There will be new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations next Tuesday-Thursday with Wednesday being the anniversary of the start of this whole comic with hourly comic day. To quickly explain hourly comic day is described by knowyourmeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they awake”.

Last year I launched this comic on this day with a comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day, and I’m going for it again this year. To be clear, traditionally people do their comics on the day and I certainly didn’t and am not doing that this year. These comic were and will be made in advance. So far I’ve written about 2/3 of it, and already its pretty nuts! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Luscious Trapp, & Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl,  Q-boy,

Luscious Trapp,& Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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All the protesting against Trump gives me hope. Maybe we’re not doomed. Maybe most people aren’t falling for this. All of this might be too late, but maybe not.

As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. This is one of the rare ones where I actually added more words than I originally planned. This one is so random and all over the place I tried to make sure I explained things pretty well.

So I watched the last episode of “Supergirl”, the much hyped “Supergirl Lives” directed by Kevin Smith. Someday I have get into a long post about Kev, but that’s definitely for another day. Will always love his early movies though. Anyways for episode with that title you’d expect something BIG to happen.  Yeah not so much. This episodes has the same problems the rest of this season has which are:

  • Wynn sucks. He really takes to another level in this one. Dude’s dead weight, cut him
  • Jimmy Olsen being “Guardian” is stupid
  • Jimmy hiding being “Guardian” from “Supergirl” is even stupider
  • Weak villains

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Luscious are swapped out for White Swallow and Jade Archer as they talk about “policital activism”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #131 Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Slowku’s Job & Life

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #131

Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Slowku’s Job & Life

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In “Dragonball” “Goku’s” wife “Chi Chi” can best be described as a nag. She nags “Goku” about stuff, cooks, and is obsessed with “Gohan’s” education. Then after “Goku” dies during the “Cell Saga” (and again I say I think he died on purpose to get away from his family) she seems so broken from loneliness that she doesn’t really care about her other son “Goten’s” education at all.

(Slight spoiler alert) I’m not caught up on “Dragonball Super” but I believe “Chi Chi” and “Goten” get killed (this also probably gets undone through time travel as “Future Trunks” is involved). Before this “Chi Chi” forces “Goku” to farm turnips for money. Then unless the fan translation is way off “Goku” comes into TONS of money and “Chi Chi” somehow spends all of it (they do get a nicer house though). There’s also a famous technically non-cannon filler episode of “Dragonball Z” where “Chi Chi” forces “Goku” (and “Piccolo” who is living with them while training “Gohan” because he eats there even though it’s clearly established his people only drink water) to get a driver’s license.

That’s it for this week. Have a great Thanksgiving and check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. I’m pretty sure a new “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” will be up to start the week off. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #130 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Jobs & Strange Coincidences

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #130

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Jobs & Strange Coincidences

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“Caitlin Snow” becoming “Killer Frost” so far is the saving grace of this season of “The Flash”.  Everything with “Wally” is stupid and annoying; the new version of “Wells” sucks; and there’s way too many speedsters now. I think part of the problem is that the show lost it’s point. Originally, the show was the lighter and more superpower-based part of the “DC Comics” “CW” shows. Now “Supergirl” and “Legends Of Tomorrow” have taken those roles.

In last night’s episode of “The Flash” “Killer Frost” acts as the “Dark Willow” from “Buffy” of the show by cutting through the crap and saying some really real stuff to “Barry”.  To be clear though, “Dark Willow” is much harsher/better. The part she calls out “Dawn’s” constant whining is the best.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic are back along with Slowku to talk about Slowku’s job and his life. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #129 Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Doing These Conversations & Jobs

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #129

Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Doing These Conversations & Jobs

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I think “Supergirl” is losing me. It lost all the crappy romcom stuff  from season 1, but replaced it with stupid stuff like “Jimmy Olsen” being a superhero, and “Kara” being a reporter now. Now “Jimmy” and “Wynn” have to lie to her all the time and blah blah blah typical drama that most of these shows phased out of by now. The reporter thing just seems especially lazy. Oh I almost forgot about “Jimmy” running “CatCo” now which is also dumb.

“Miss Martian” seems like a decent addition to the show though.  So far of the “DC Comics” “CW” show it’s “Arrow” and “Legends Of Tomorrow” (this show improved A LOT) fighting for being the best show and “The Flash” and “Supergirl” fighting for being the worst.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic are back with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter continuing the talk about jobs. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected (Censored)

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #127

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic

On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I was going to get into this yesterday but I decided against it, but it’s become clear that people have some really weird ideas about voting. They vote to “send a message”. An example is this guy that works on “The Howard Stern Show” was for Hilary, but voted for Trump to “send her a message” that she doesn’t have a mandate… Let that sink in…

There are exactly 2 messages you can send with voting

Voting for your party’s nominee = I want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want someone to fight to try and get the things I want in the future

Doing anything besides voting for your party’s nominee (including not voting or voting 3rd party) = I don’t want the things I value/need to be protected, and I want the opposite of the things I want in the future

That’s it. Unlike an “SNL” sketch I’ll keep this short and sweet. Well as sweet as the medicine-like taste of a civics lesson can be.

Tomorrow Luscious and Mr. Mystic return with Slowku as we meet Physician Omnipotent (our “Dr. Manhattan” guy). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126 Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #126

Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp On Time Traveling To Stop Trump From Being Elected

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I’m fighting the urge to get long-winded and preachy with all this election stuff. I’ll just say this. We have to stop needing to be “enthusiastic” about the candidate to turn out and vote for them. Because no matter how you look at it we’re always voting for Obama and his legacy, or Bernie and the platform he fought so hard to get the Democratic party to agree to. See that was pretty short. I had 3 paragraph before I shortened this…

So yeah comics. Superman flying around the Earth backwards to go back in time is stupid even by comic book science standards. Speaking of stupid, apparently there’s going to be an “Inhumans” show… Dammit “Marvel” why do you keep doing this?! Ya know what between the movies and the “Netflix” shows you deserve a pass on this and “Agents Of Shield”.  But please stop… Please…

Tomorrow Mr. Mystic and Luscious return with Quickie and Hell’s Hunter and continue talking about traveling back in time to stop Trump from being elected. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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