Criminal And Crimefighter Conversatione #145 – Freedom Female,
Pussy Whip,Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic… The Plan Was To Recap 2016
It really does suck that Carrie Fisher died. Mainly because the thought that she lived through the heart attack she had was a glimmer of hope. For a second we thought “2016 was tough but it couldn’t kill “Princess Leia””… but then it did. Carrie Fisher played an iconic character as “Princess Leia”, she was in a classic episode of “30 Rock”, and she was in “Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back”. That’s more than enough to gain our undying respect in my book. Also she seemed like a pretty cool lady.
I know this is too much to ask, but please hear me out… Can we stop with “Star Wars” movies now? I know they already started on “Episode VIII” so let’s just do this one and wrap it up. Cuz’ now they gotta awkwardly write around “Leia” or kill off the character as well. That’s too much. So “Disney” we know you paid A LOT of money on “Star Wars” and expect a big return on that investment. So I have a proposal. You make animated movies of stuff like “Dark Empire” which will be MUCH cheaper and we’ll all promise to go to the theatre just like a live-action movies. You’ll make even more money and we’ll all be happier. Just consider it.
Tomorrow all these guys are back talking about the rumor about The Minstrel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
RIP Carrie Fisher
Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations 142 –
The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man
On “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”
George Lucas had it right from the very beginning. You had to start with “Episode IV”. The original trilogy is the story that mattered. Because “Star Wars” is about the hero’s journey of “Luke Skywalker” and maybe even moreso the redemption of “Han Solo”. When you really think about it “Han” is the real hero of these movies. “Luke” joins the rebels because the plot gives him no other choice. His aunt and Uncle are dead and his home it burnt to a crisp (and as I mentioned before I think “Obi-Wan” knew that was going to happen and saw that as the only way he could start training “Luke”. Which is all kinds of messed-up). So he goes with the old man who at least seems to know his dad.
“Han” on the other hand not only really chooses to be a hero, but does so at great risk due to the bounty on his head. Sure you can chalk some of that up to him really wanting to bang “Leia” but still. He also saves the main competitor for her affection more than once again at great risk to himself. He also does this with no powers, no teachers, and no personal stakes in the fight. He also pays the price for it by being tortured and frozen for several years. That’s a good dude…
Tomorrow still more with these guy as the talk about “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl & Her Crew”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #139
Freedom Female, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga”
“Luke Skywalker” pretty much has to be “Rey’s” father because “Stars Wars” is about the “Skywalker” family. Yes people argue the “Kylo Ren” is part of the “Skywalker” family, but he’s the villain not the many character. If “Luke” isn’t “Rey’s father and “Rey” is just some rando that’s gonna be stupid.
But now who’s “Rey’s” mom. I saw a theory that “Captain Phasma” is and I think that makes a lot of sense (she’s also got that British accent). Could this girl in “Rogue One” be her mom though? That would also make a lot of sense. Almost too much sense. Like they wouldn’t have thought of that.
Tomorrow “Freedom Female” spot is filled by “Q-boy” as the others ask him questions about “Space Saga” (as it’s based on stories from his home planet). Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #136
Quickie, White Swallow, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Last Week’s Big TV Crossover
I don’t think there’s much to explain with this one so let’s get into an unrelated comic that came out last week.
Inhuman VS X-men 0 – If you read “Death Of X” (which literally just ended the previous week) you’re gonna be like “we just did this”. Long story short “Emma Frost” has some plan to get back at the “Inhumans” after the death of “Cyclops” in “Death Of X” and is training to be able to turn into her diamond form faster and faster. Also “Beast” is working on some cure for the “terrigen” cloud that creates more “Inhumans” that’s killing mutants. He’s all smiling and excited about it even though his race is on the verge of extinction yet again and one of his closest friends just died. Honestly my only explanation for this was an art screw up where “Beast” is smiling when he shouldn’t have been and they tried to write around it. This is probably going to be painful…
Tomorrow Lou and Mr. Mystic talk to Succubus of The Fresh-Men about why she ended up voting for Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!
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