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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #45 The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, & Mr. Stretch On Rumors Of Them Having A Secret Group (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #45

The Innovator, Headmaster Fresh, & Mr. Stretch On Rumors Of Them Having A Secret Group (Censored)

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This comic is about “The Illuminati” the secret group  in Marvel that made decisions at various important points in Marvel history.  The group originally was “Iron Man”, “Prof. X, “Mr. Fantastic”, “Blackbolt” of the “Inhumans”, “Namor”, and “Dr. Strange”.  Over time the group has changed a few times.  To me the group is a bad idea that went way too far as they’ve gone on to do pretty reprehensible things.  One specific thing they did that’s mentioned in the comic is “The Hulk” being sent off to space which eventually led to “Planet Hulk” and “World War Hulk”.

Tommorow Special-Girl, Muffina Winters, and Quickie discuss the network their shows are and were on. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #15 Slowku On Parenting

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #15

Slowku On Parenting

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So this is my version of Goku from Dragonball.  So if you know your Dragonball your questions might be…

Q: Why does he look like that?

A: I tanned him up cuz’ I figured he’s a guy who spends a lot of time outside, and I wanted his hair to be slightly more “realistic”. Also  I wanted Slowku to wear colors Goku never wore.

Q: Why does he talk like that?

A: The author of the blog “The Dao Of Dragonball”,  and several books that goes DEEP into Dragonball (I’m currently in the middle of his 4th book in the “Dragon Ball Culture” series), Derek Padula in an article describes how Goku “is a country bumpkin and speaks with a funny accent, in a rough, simple minded manner” (check out the article here http://thedaoofdragonball.com/blog/martial-arts/ossu-ora-goku-explained/ ).  I wanted represent that more than the American version of Goku usually does.

Q: What’s that say on the left side of Slowku’s gi?

A: If Google Translate didn’t blow it, it says “this guy is slow”.

With that out of the way the part with the Grampa is pretty close to what happens in Dragonball which actually leads into stuff that’s more messed up… It’s a different country and it was a different time… Anyways that’s it for this week. Next Monday a new Q-boy Short comic and new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations comics Tuesday-Thursday.

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The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 9PM – Ms. Majors On Crimson Matroyshka’s Solo Movie

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The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular

9PM – Ms. Majors On Crimson Matroyshka’s Solo Movie

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 5PM – America-Man On “America-Man: Civil Unrest” –

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The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular

5PM – America-Man On “America-Man: Civil Unrest”

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12AM the next day (and for most of the day I made the mistake of putting “from 12PM”).  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

The Big Ol’ Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Jamboree Spectacular 1 AM Q-girl On Why-Ever-The-Hell Are We Doing This

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1 AM Q-girl On Why-Ever-The-Hell Are We Doing This

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February 1 is hourly comic day which is described by KnowYourMeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they (are) awake”.  This is my bastardized attempt at it.

To be clear all these comics were made in advance unlike the brave souls who are actually making comics every hour they are awake.

The attempt here is that a comic will be posted every hour today from 12AM to 12PM.  How well will this work out? Who knows? But hey the train wreck might be fun to watch too.

Q-boy Short Holiday Special 2 – The Dimes Before Christmas… A Contest For Every Piece On Earth (Censored)

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Q-boy Short Holiday Special 2 –  The Dimes Before Christmas… A Contest For Every Piece On Earth (Censored)

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I honestly would like to do more holiday comics but I usually forget about it until it’s too late.  Christmas though is advertised so far in advanced that I actually have time to make one.  So I was racking my brain trying to come up with idea for a Christmas themed comic, and I woke one day and thought of “Superman: Peace On Earth” by Alex Ross, and then I thought of most of the rhymes which I quickly jotted them down.  I had recently rewatched Felicia Day’s web series “The Guild” on DVD and there was a special feature where they did their version of “The Night Before Christmas” so that inspired the rhymes.  Then I got the daunting/scary idea of actually trying to do the comic in a painted style like Alex Ross.  So I based the panels of the comic the following Alex Ross images…

So that’s that.  Since this will be the last post for this year I’d like to thank you all for reading these comics, and give an extra special thank you to all of you who have liked, retweeted, favorited, or shared these comics in any way.  I seriously appreciate it more than you can know.

As I mentioned in the last post I’ll be changing the name of these “Q-boy Shorts” comics to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy”.  Some other big plans for next year are the return of “The Bastardized Ninja” and the launch of a third comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. This new comic will be sorta like heroes and villians talking in the confessional room in a reality show. The plan for now is to continue the Q-boy comics until I get to the end of the Silver Age of Comics and then to take a break.  During that break The Bastardized Ninja comics will be posted.  With this new comic “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” the plan is to post these comics 3 times a week between posts of the other comics… We’ll see how it goes.  Anyways I hope you enjoy, happy holidays and have a great new year!

Oh yeah and I saw Star Wars yesterday and it kicked ass!

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Q-boy Short # 27 The Man To Plan Your Scam’s Sam / The History Of Q-boy Part 25 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 27 The Man To Plan Your Scam’s Sam / The History Of Q-boy Part 25 (Censored)

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If you know your Breaking Bad you probably get where I was going with this one.  If not then I gotta figure at the this point you’re never going to watch Breaking Bad.  You’re that rare special snowflake, the maverick that answers the world’s call to watch Breaking Bad with “I don’t feel like it”.  Anyways you’ll probably see Sam and “Rosentein” again.  I originally tried to use Manga Studio for this one as its the go to software for many a webcomic creator, but I just don’t like and couldn’t get it to work the way I wanted.  So back to Adobe Flash for me.  Not much more to say on this one so next time we meet the final of our 3 Q-ladies.  Think it’s gonna be crazy? “You’re God damn right”!

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Q-boy Short # 15 The Second Commercial Break / The History Of Q-boy Part 13 (Censored)

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Q-boy Short # 15 The Second Commercial Break / The History Of Q-boy Part 13 (Censored)

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I got lots of ideas for Muffina so you might see more of her in the future.  More “History Of Q-boy” next time.  Hope you enjoy!

The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3 (Censored)

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The Bastardized Ninja Short #26 3-Way Orgy Of Violence Part 3 (Censored)

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Yep hallucinatory drugs and enemies turned short term allies.  So goes another Bastardized Ninja as the “3-Way Orgy Of Violence” continues…