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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #72 Ms. Majors On Proteges

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #72

Ms. Majors On Proteges

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In “Marvel” the current “Captain Marvel” is “Carol Danvers” who use to be “Ms. Marvel”. The current “Ms. Marvel” is a young Pakastani girl named “Kamala Kahn” who is also an “Inhuman” (cuz’ you can’t throw a rock without hitting one of them nowadays). There’s also “Monica Rambeau” who is a black woman (she now goes be “Spectrum”) who was “Captain Marvel” who I kinda combined with “Carol Danvers” for “Ms. Majors”.

All that is to say there’s a lot going on with the “Captain Marvel” and “Ms. Marvel” names. (And that’s without getting into the original “Captain Marvel” in “Marvel” who was a “Kree” spy or something that died of cancer or “DC’s” “Captain Marvel” which is now “Shazam” orginally created by “Fawcett Comics”).  I actually think making “Carol Danvers” into “Captain Marvel” is one of the few times where giving a character the mantle of another pre-existing character actually worked.  “Ms. Marvel” had a lot a baggage and “Captain Marvel” had been long forgotten at this point.

Tomorrow Wing-Man discusses when the possibility of taking the mantle of America-Man. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #70 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku Cracking Up (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #70

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku Cracking Up (Censored)

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Family is a weird thing with “Goku”. The only family he every really has as a kid is “Grandpa Gohan” (who he unknowingly kills when he turns into a giant ape during a full moon). The only blood relative he ever encounters kidnaps his son and “Goku” has to help “Piccolo” kill him. His race the “Saiyans” seem to have no concept of family. Children seem to be bred (strangely enough like how “Krytonians” are in “Man Of Steel”) and then they are sent to wipe out all life on planets as infants.

You can make a big stretch and say his teacher’s over time are like father figures, but they aren’t really. Pretty sad when the closest thing you have to a Dad is a perverted old hermit who lives alone on a tiny island.

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Or the cat guy who lives alone on a top of a giant tower. Or the guy who lives even higher in the sky on a lookout above Earth. Or the guy who lives alone on a tiny planet in the afterlife. See the pattern… Isolation. “Goku” lives a pretty isolated life with extended periods where he is completely alone.

I’ve mentioned before how “Goku” takes pretty much any opportunity to abandon his family, and how messed up it was putting the pressure to beat “Cell” on “Gohan”, but he makes up for it by sacrificing himself right? Well here’s the thing… “Goku” could have easily escaped. “Goku” teleports “Cell” to “King Kai’s” planet and has over 30 seconds to teleport back to Earth (I believe this time was shortened in “Dragonball Z Kai” though). That may not sould like a lot of time. But in that time he talks to “King Kai” and just stands there for kind of a while. Check it out in this clip…

That’s it for this week. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #70 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku Cracking Up

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #70

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku Cracking Up 

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Family is a weird thing with “Goku”.  The only family he every really has as a kid is “Grandpa Gohan” (who he unknowingly kills when he turns into a giant ape during a full moon). The only blood relative he ever encounters kidnaps his son and “Goku” has to help “Piccolo” kill him.  His race the “Saiyans” seem to have no concept of family.  Children seem to be bred (strangely enough like how “Krytonians” are in “Man Of Steel”) and then they are sent to wipe out all life on planets as infants.

You can make a big stretch and say his teacher’s over time are like father figures, but they aren’t really.  Pretty sad when the closest thing you have to a Dad is a perverted old hermit who lives alone on a tiny island.

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via GIPHY

Or the cat guy who lives alone on a top of a giant tower. Or the guy who lives even higher in the sky on a lookout above Earth. Or the guy who lives alone on a tiny planet in the afterlife.  See the pattern… Isolation.  “Goku” lives a pretty isolated life with extended periods where he is completely alone.

I’ve mentioned before how “Goku” takes pretty much any opportunity to abandon his family, and how messed up it was putting the pressure to beat “Cell” on “Gohan”, but he makes up for it by sacrificing himself right?  Well here’s the thing… “Goku” could have easily escaped.  “Goku” teleports “Cell” to “King Kai’s” planet and has over 30 seconds to teleport back to Earth (I believe this time was shortened in “Dragonball Z Kai” though).  That may not sould like a lot of time. But in that time he talks to “King Kai” and just stands there for kind of a while.  Check it out in this clip…

That’s it for this week.  See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #69 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Q-boy & Slowku’s Friendship (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #69

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Q-boy & Slowku’s Friendship (Censored)

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“Goku” is a pretty jovial guy. If you bully or hurt people “Goku” gets kinda mad in a “stop or I’ll have to hurt you” way. He’ll still be very quick to show you mercy. Beat up his wife and kidnap his kid he gets madder. As you can see in this clip from the first “Dragonball Z” movie “Dead Zone”

Just for fun here’s a funnier version

Kill his friends, family, the entire population of Earth her gets even madder. There are only 2 times when “Goku” is filled with murderous rage in all of “Dragonball” and both are when “Krillin” gets killed (the 2nd time being the thing that pushes “Goku” to become “Super Saiyan” for the first time). This is interesting because when they first meet “Krillin” is pretty much a dick to “Goku”.

Oh and the schizophrenic girl mentioned is refering to “Launch” who becomes homicidal whenever she sneezes as you can see in this clip…

Tomorrow these guys getting a little deeper into to what’s going on with Slowku. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #69 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Q-boy & Slowku’s Friendship

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #69

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Q-boy & Slowku’s Friendship

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“Goku” is a pretty jovial guy.  If you bully or hurt people “Goku” gets kinda mad in a “stop or I’ll have to hurt you” way. He’ll still be very quick to show you mercy. Beat up his wife and kidnap his kid he gets madder. As you can see in this clip from the first “Dragonball Z” movie “Dead Zone”

Just for fun here’s a funnier version

Kill his friends, family, the entire population of Earth her gets even madder. There are only 2 times when “Goku” is filled with murderous rage in all of “Dragonball” and both are when “Krillin” gets killed (the 2nd time being the thing that pushes “Goku” to become “Super Saiyan” for the first time). This is interesting because when they first meet “Krillin” is pretty much a dick to “Goku”.

Oh and the schizophrenic girl mentioned is refering to “Launch” who becomes homicidal whenever she sneezes as you can see in this clip…

Tomorrow these guys get a little deeper into to what’s going on with Slowku. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #68 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man Again (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #68

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man Again (Censored)

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Yep after a whole week with these guys last week I’m sticking with em’.  So I’ve hinted about this in previous Q-boy is basically “Krillin” from “Dragonball” or at least he’s plays that role.  The thing that Slowku is talking about is a more messed up version of a similar things that happens in “Dragonball”.  You can check out a video of it here http://qr.net/bRse2

Next time these guys talk some more about Q-boy and Slowku’s friendship. Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #68 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man Again

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #68

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Slowku VS Special-Man Again

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Yep after a whole week with these guys last week I’m sticking with em’.  So I’ve hinted about this in previous Q-boy is basically “Krillin” from “Dragonball” or at least he’s plays that role.  The thing that Slowku is talking about is a more messed up version of a similar things that happens in “Dragonball”.  You can check out a video of it here http://qr.net/bRse2

Next time these guys talk some more about Q-boy and Slowku’s friendship. Hope you enjoy and see ya next time!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #67 America-Man On Rumors He’s Been A Nazi Being Proven False

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #67

America-Man On Rumors He’s Been A Nazi Being Proven False

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Yep issue 2 of the “Captain America” comic where the “HydraCap” thing started came out and immediately showed it was all false memories created by the “Cosmic Cube” all orchestrated by the “Red Skull”.  There’s more to it but who cares.  You can all put your “TeamCap” shirts back on.  We’ll leave it at that. Hope you enjoy, happy 4th, and see ya tomorrow for a a new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again (Censored)

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One thing I just didn’t have space to fit into this comic was the Slowku saying his motto was “eat, train, sleep, repeat”.  If anything describes “Goku” that would be it.  What he certainly wouldn’t be is someone who kept current with pop culture.  It was fun to play with that in these comics.  It would be like getting an Amish person’s reaction to the “Famous” video.  The questions would probably be less about the video and more about the people.  “Who is this person, and why are they famous”?

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, and Slowku actually do move on to talking about something else.  They address a debate that has gone has gone on for years. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #65 

Special-Man, Q-boy, & Slowku On Kanye West’s “Famous” Video Again

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One thing I just didn’t have space to fit into this comic was the Slowku saying his motto was “eat, train, sleep, repeat”.  If anything describes “Goku” that would be it.  What he certainly wouldn’t be is someone who kept current with pop culture.  It was fun to play with that in these comics.  It would be like getting an Amish person’s reaction to the “Famous” video.  The questions would probably be less about the video and more about the people.  “Who is this person, and why are they famous”?

Tomorrow Special-Man, Q-boy, and Slowku actually do move on to talking about something else.  They address a debate that has gone has gone on for years. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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