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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Luscious Trapp, & Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl,  Q-boy,

Luscious Trapp,& Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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All the protesting against Trump gives me hope. Maybe we’re not doomed. Maybe most people aren’t falling for this. All of this might be too late, but maybe not.

As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. This is one of the rare ones where I actually added more words than I originally planned. This one is so random and all over the place I tried to make sure I explained things pretty well.

So I watched the last episode of “Supergirl”, the much hyped “Supergirl Lives” directed by Kevin Smith. Someday I have get into a long post about Kev, but that’s definitely for another day. Will always love his early movies though. Anyways for episode with that title you’d expect something BIG to happen.  Yeah not so much. This episodes has the same problems the rest of this season has which are:

  • Wynn sucks. He really takes to another level in this one. Dude’s dead weight, cut him
  • Jimmy Olsen being “Guardian” is stupid
  • Jimmy hiding being “Guardian” from “Supergirl” is even stupider
  • Weak villains

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Luscious are swapped out for White Swallow and Jade Archer as they talk about “policital activism”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #103 Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin On The Asian Girl Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #103

Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin On The Asian Girl Cypher (Censored)

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Not as much stuff cut from this comic due to space as in the last one.  Mostly the girls talking before they start rhyming. The main part cut was that Nodachi’s part originally started with “Folks go Nodachi you so cocky/ Mad cuz’ my IG ya beau on seeing my photos fondly/ Maybe I should stop…”. The J-Pop says “No go on please”.

The line “Nodach go head n’ rock this” is a reference to the line “2pac go head n’ rock this” by Shock G from the song “Same Song” by Digital Underground. This is the first song 2pac appears on.

The “Gambino’s dream” line is referring to Childish Gambino/ Donald Glover who in many songs (especially his earlier ones) talks about being into Asian girls.

That’s it for this week. Next week should start off with “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” (not 100% sure I’ll be done) where we see artist Bobby Cakes fall into a vicious cycle. Then new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #103 Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin On The Asian Girl Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #103

Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin On The Asian Girl Cypher

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Not as much stuff cut from this comic due to space as in the last one.  Mostly the girls talking before they start rhyming. The main part cut was that Nodachi’s part originally started with “Folks go Nodachi you so cocky/ Mad cuz’ my IG ya beau on seeing my photos fondly/ Maybe I should stop…”. The J-Pop says “No go on please”.

The line “Nodach go head n’ rock this” is a reference to the line “2pac go head n’ rock this” by Shock G from the song “Same Song” by Digital Underground. This is the first song 2pac appears on.

The “Gambino’s dream” line is referring to Childish Gambino/ Donald Glover who in many songs (especially his earlier ones) talks about being into Asian girls.

That’s it for this week. Next week should start off with “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” (not 100% sure I’ll be done) where we see artist Bobby Cakes fall into a vicious cycle. Then new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101 Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101

Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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Yep I made my version of “The Hulk” Black.  I revealed his name was Broadrick Benton in a previous comic (Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations #74 specifically).  Anyways, last week was the big 100th comic which featured the 100th Conversation cypher. Alot of characters didn’t get to be part of that so we’ll be continuing with that theme this week.  Tomorrow Succubus, Death Poll, & Drizzle have their own cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101 Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #101

Drizzle & Ms. Majors On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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Yep I made my version of “The Hulk” Black.  I revealed his name was Broadrick Benton in a previous comic (Criminal And Crimfighter Conversations #74 specifically).  Anyways, last week was the big 100th comic which featured the 100th Conversation cypher. Alot of characters didn’t get to be part of that so we’ll be continuing with that theme this week.  Tomorrow Succubus, Death Poll, & Drizzle have their own cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers (Censored)

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Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four) (Censored)

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So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors) (Censored)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

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The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad) (Censored)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin’” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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