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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl, The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 186 – Special-Girl,

The Minstrel, Hazard Hands, & Slowku On … We’ll Go With Marriage

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“Naive” is the nicest way of putting it, but “Goku” is pretty dumb. A lot of it you can’t blame on him though. First off, he may have suffered brain damage in when “Grandpa Gohan” dropped him as an infant. This is what turned “Goku” from the child sent to kill all humans to the good natured guy we know today. Also “Goku” has had no formal education in his whole life. The being some basic lessons from a perverted hermit for 3 years tops.

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Also “Saiyans” in general don’t seem to be a particularly smart people. They seem to be a race of mercenaries that rely on others for technology. They were the “muscle” and “Freeza” was the “brain” in their operation.

So don’t blame “Goku” for thinking a wife is “something you eat”. (Yes the joke is already all over the internet). Smile at him, shake your head, and him idiot savant his way to learning an attack he saw 5 second ago.

Tomorrow all the guys return as Special-Girl talks about her issues. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 185 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Quickie & Spiderous-Man On TV Shows & Movies

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I’ve said everything I have to say about “The Flash” and “Supergirl” so let’s move on to the other “DCComics” “CW” shows. Say what you want about “Arrow” but that show is ballsy. It straight out tell you “no this guy is actually a serial killer and his quest is hypocritical”. They walk it back a little to keep the show going, but they still. Ballsy. It reminds of “Angel” in way. The same sort of “we may never be able to atone, but we try anyway” attitude. That’s a good thing. The best of these shows take from “Buffy” and “Angel”.

“Legends Of Tomorrow” is a show that has fun with its concept. Does it make sense most of the time? No. I’m sure it doesn’t even follow the established time travel rules of other show. What it does is give you cool moments and situations so you don’t care. This season is a dramatic improvement over the first. This show went from what could might have been the weakest show to what might be the best. In one season. Give them a round of applause!

Tomorrow Special-Girl, and Hazard Hands return to talk with The Minstrel and Slowku. They get into some of the issues brought up last week about kissing. Also the topic of marriage comes up. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 3)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 3)

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This is the third panel from “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. This is based on a panel from “Action Comics” 278 which you can check out here http://bit.ly/acomics278 .

On Friday there will be another update for “The History Of Comic With Q-boy” 65. It will either be the whole page of something from the final panel. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 7)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 7)

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This update is something from the 3rd panel of “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. The next update on Monday will either be this panel completed or the whole comic. It depends how much I can get done this weekend. That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 184 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Freedom Female On More Choking And It Gets Worse

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I usually write these comics for the week on Sunday night. At some point earlier in the week I have a general idea what I want to do. This week I knew I wanted to have something about the “Justice League” trailer. I also wanted to make fun of that “Supergirl”/ “Flash” musical thing. The main theme of the week was the kissing and choking stuff. As I mentioned yesterday I got this idea from tweets from @thegoofyartist . What I’m getting at is I didn’t go in thinking “I’m going to have squirting joke” in Thursday’s comic?

What ends up in the comics is what happens when I develop a “rhythm” for the characters talking to each other. “This character says this”. “This leads to that”. “Oh man that would crazy”. Voila! You get “yada yada squirting”.

That’s it for “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” this week. Tomorrow there will be another update for “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 183 – Special-Girl,

Hazard Hands, Freedom Female, & Slowku On Kissing, Choking, & Other Stuff

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Before I get into the comic I gotta say something. It’s a sad day when a “Spider-Man” trailer gets me more hyped than “Justice League’s”. “Justice League’s” trailer got past the “this is going to be terrible” phase into the “this might be good” phase. “Spider-Man’s” trailer got me to the “I want to see this” phase.

Enough of that, on to today’s comic. The idea for this one came from some tweets from Zee Bee AKA @thegoofyartist . It started with a couple tweets about “how people came up with kissing is weird”. Then a tweet that was a “Sailor Moon” meme about choking. It was such a weird trasition it sparked this.

Can’t lie she’s kind of a gold mine for my warped little brain. This is the 3rd idea she’s inspired. The first was last year’s hoiday special where I had her be a character in it. You can see that here http://bit.ly/qbxmas3 . The second is a BIG story I haven’t started yet that I’m still mapping out in my head. IF I do it, it will be a story that sorta sums up the storylines going on in this comic including:

  • Special-Girl (“Supergirl”) as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches
  • The rumor that The Minstrel (“Harley Quinn”) is actually Kellyanne Conway
  • & Where clones such as “Weirdera ( female “Bizarro”) and Fiddy Fo’ (“X-23”) come from

And all that came from her mean mugging while dancing with a “unicorn” filter. What can I say? My brain does weird stuff. Tomorrow all these guys are back except Slowku to talk more about choking… It gets worse… Hope you enjoy and see ya then

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 182 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands,

Apex, & Quickie On The New “American World Protectors” Movie Trailer & A Musical Crossover

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On Saturday the new trailer for “Justice League” came out. There’s actual hope now this movie won’t be terrible. The action actually looks good it doesn’t seem as bleak as the other “DCEU” movies. There are still problems though which include:

  • As implied in this comic the attempts at humor are still weak
  • There was no way this was going to change, but everything about “The Flash” is wrong and his costume looks stupid
  • “Mera”, “Commisioner Gordon”, and random Atlanteans and Amazons made it into the trailer. This looks like a lot of wasted time on non-relevant characters.
  • Still no sign of “Superman”. If they’re still saving him as a surprise then why? Everyone knows he’s gonna be in it. If he’s going to be in it a little bit that’s gonna be dissapointing.

Oh and if it wasn’t clear that “Flash”/”Supergirl” musical crossover thing was awful! Tomorrow…. Things get weird as Slowku and Freedom Female replace Apex and Quickie. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 2)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Panel 2)

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This panel is based on the cover to “Wonder Woman” 176 drawn by Irv Novick. You can check it out here http://bit.ly/ww176cover . Tomorrow through Thursday check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Then on Friday there will be another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” 65. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 – The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 6)

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The History Of Comics With Q-boy #65 –

The Last Distraction Of Distraction Lass (Update 6)

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Not sure exactly what image you’ll be seeing with this but it will from panel 2 of this comic. Finally finished watching “Iron Fist”. This show is getting a ridiculous amount of hate for being not great, but not terrible. Especially after seing this week’s “Supergirl” and “The Flash”. “Supergirl” was a normal crappy episode, but “The Flash”… Wow…

So this week’s episode of “The Flash” was the big “musical crossover” with “Supergirl”… I’m actually angry they wasted a whole episode on this. This was unacceptable in how horrible it was. This episode took most of what sucks about both shows and added crappy singing to it. That still doesn’t capture quite how bad this was.

Hollywood, sit down we need to talk… Musical episodes… Stop doing them! There are only 2 shows ever that did them well. “Buffy” which did it by far the best, and “Daria” did a pretty good one. You people aren’t Joss Whedon. It’s almost an automatic fail episode even trying. DON’T!

Here’s the real kicker though. You think the whole singing part is over and… “Barry” sings a WHOLE GODDAMN SONG to “Iris” and then proposes AGAIN… The only realistic ending is “Iris” getting so dry she instantly dies of dehydration. Her laughing hysterically and leaving “Barry” never to return would’ve also been acceeptable.

Then they actually try to sell the songs to this garbage. FOH!

That’s it for this week. Check out another update to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy” on Monday. Then on Tuesday-Thursday we’re back with new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 180 – Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Luscious Trapp On Hazard Hands’ Show

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 180 –

Special-Girl, Hazard Hands, & Luscious Trapp On Hazard Hands’ Show

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I watched another episodes and a half of “Iron Fist” last night. I plan to finish it tonight. In my list of stuff that’s wrong with “Iron Fist” I did yesterday I forgot the biggest one. That is the fact that you never see this place “K’un-Lun” where “Iron Fist gets trained.

This seems to be a diberate choice, but I’d say it was the wrong one.

Again “Iron Fist” is decent, but not great. Tomorrow Jade Archer and Fiddy Fo’ talk to Hazard Hands about his show. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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