Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 170 – Special-Girl, Red Witch & Quickie On Red Witch’s Papers

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 170 –

Special-Girl, Red Witch & Quickie On Red Witch’s Papers

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Anyone know what this whole Remy Ma/ Nicki Minaj things is about? Out of nowhere on Saturday I saw this trending on “Twitter”. Anyways, wow “ShEther” by Remy is pretty vicious…

On a completely different note let’s talk about last weeks’ episode of “The Flash”. It was actually pretty good. The only problem I had was all the stuff with “Wally” and “Jesse Quick”. You two live in different universes, get over it! You just can’t be together! Bang someone else! The entire thing is completely ridiculous.

Then there was this whole thing with “Jesse” being able to teach “Wally” about being a “speedster”… She’s has super-speed like a day longer than him! What the hell are they talking about?!

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Red Witch return with Red Witch’s dad General Magnetic. Red Witch’s immigration issues get addressed. There will also be more Remy/Nicki talk. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #169 –

Special-Girl, Q-boy & Jade Archer On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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When super-heroines turn evil they almost alway get a more revealing outfit. As this comic implies, the “Invisible Woman” got a costume with a boob window after turning evil in the 90’s. She had an even more revealing costume when she was evil. “Mary Marvel” got a shorter skirt when she turned evil. “Jean Grey” got corrupted by “The Hellfire Club” which led her to becoming “Dark Phoenix”. For some reason there all the ladies walk around in lingerie.

I figured Special-Girl’s outfit considering her position should be “converative”. Remember the bizzare thing Kelly Anne Conway wore during the Inauguration? I tried to mixed that with a Russian-style military uniform. Then I topped it off with the Russian hat to amp up the ridiculousness.

That’s it for this week! Tommorow you’ll see the 2nd panel to “The History Of Comics With Q-boy 64” and Monday you’ll get panel 3. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations Tuesdays-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 – Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #168 –

Special-Girl, J-Pop & Succubus On Special-Girl’s New Costume

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There’s more dealing with Special-Girl calling J-Pop and going shopping with Succubus. These stories are in comics I’m saving for books or when I start a Patreon page. Special-Girl also calls someone else as well…

So I’m watching “Supergirl” as I’m working on this comic and it occurs to me… “Jimmy Olsen” might be the problem. The show seemed a little better than normal and I noticed that “Jimmy” hadn’t appeared. He might have though, I only “half watch” it. Also there was none of the stupid reporter stuff. Again I gotta say just have her work for the DEO, fight bad guys, and have a “big bad” for the season.

Tomorrow Q-boy and Jade Archer talk with Special-Girl about her new threads. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Quickie On Fitting In

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #167 –

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As Jade Archer suggested in a previous comic Special-Girl has a new “dark” costume. Yep folks Special-Girl has gone to the dark side as Trump’s Czar of Superpowered Bitches.

Speaking of Jade Archer let’s talk some “Arrow”. For a while thougt “Arrow” was the best of the “DC” “CW” shows. Now I have to say “Legends Of Tomorrow” holds that title. “Supergirl” now edges out “The Flash” as the worst. For me “Arrow” took a slight dip with the whole “we need a new “Black Canary” thing. Sorry can’t buy it. Either bring back Laurel or don’t. I don’t particularly care either way, but we don’t need a 3rd “Black Canary”. Also it was way too convienient that they happened to find yet another person with a “sonic scream”. With that said, the last episode was pretty good. It handled gun control about as well as a “very special” episode could.

Tomorrow Special-Girl is back with J-Pop and Succubus of The Fresh-Men. She gets to talk about her new costume without being outright dismissed this time. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #161 – Special-Girl, Q-boy & Quickie On Special-Girl Becoming Czar Of Superpowered Bitches

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #161 – Special-Girl,

Q-boy & Quickie On Special-Girl Becoming Czar Of Superpowered Bitches

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One of the weird things about making this comics is some of the biggest ideas that I’ve run with aren’t things I really planned out. For example the whole thing with a rumor going around that The Minstrel is Kellyanne Conway started with just the idea that Freedom Female (Wonder Woman) wanted to start a rumor about the The Minstrel (Harley Quinn) because she was jealous of her popularity. Then I just sat and thought “what would the dumbest and or worst rumor someone could start about woman”? Then Eureka! The Kellyanne Conway idea hit me.

Then when writing all the comics for “The Utterly Insane 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang” that was part of HourlyComicDay last Wednesday I was just riffing on the idea that Blind Fury (Daredevil) wouldn’t want to bang any time of hero or villain chicks because he has a bunch of crazy exes already. That led Luscious Trapp (Luke Cage) talking about how he only can bang superpowered chicks. This then led to several comics riffing on the whole “diamond cookie” thing.  This all dovetailed into this idea that Special-Girl would meet with Trump because she figured at this rate the world was going to end anyways and at least she wanted to be on top when it did. And that’s when the whole thing where she ends of Czar Of Superpowered Bitches came. A bizzare un-American/ Russian title that is inherently messed up and kinda corrupt.

With that over-explanation out the way, tomorrow we swap out Q-boy for Apex (Wolverine) as Special-Girl finally starts talking again and they go into “going dark”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #152 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors, Luscisous Trapp, Slowku, & Mr. Mystic On The Verdict For Mr. Mystic

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #152 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors,

Luscisous Trapp, Slowku, & Mr. Mystic On The Verdict For Mr. Mystic

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Do you remember the first time you saw “Goku” turn “Super Saiyan” the first time. Most of us Americans knew it was going to happen and even what it looked like, but we didn’t know how it happened until we saw it.  It took extreme gravity training, nearly dying, fighting against a (at the time) basically unbeatable opponent, and the stress of seeing his best friend killed.  For ‘Vegeta” to do it he had to push himself to near madness. Basically it took extreme training and extreme stress.

Jump ahead and Goku reveals he could become “Super Saiyan 3” except he really can’t handle it. I think it’s suggested that the planet can’t even handle it which is something I think everyone seems to forget. Then younger characters (and one’s that are barely “Saiyan”) could just do it (except “Pan” of course because… reasons).

Jump to “Dragon Ball Super” where Goku becomes “Super Saiyan God”.  Which is just given to him… It’s kinda un-“Dragonball” to do that. Later “Vegeta” “does it on his own”, but that doesn’t make any sense. And they both become “Super Saiyan Blue”. I know there’s a “Super Saiyan Rose” as well but I don’t know if either of them achieved it yet. My point to all this is that these new transformations seem too easy and too fast. Again I like “Dragon Ball Super” but at this rate they’re going to run out of color pretty fast.

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #151 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors, Luscisous Trapp, Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Headmaster Fresh On A Secret Convo

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #151 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors,

Luscisous Trapp, Slowku, Mr. Mystic, & Headmaster Fresh On A Secret Convo

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In case you’re lost or didn’t read yesterday’s comic this is a telepathic conversation that was going on during the conversation from yesterday’s comic between Mr. Mystic and Headmaster Fresh and unexpectedly Slowku gets involved. That just made you more confused didn’t it?

Speaking of Slowku let’s get back to “Dragon Ball Super”. One thing I kinda like about it is that it has shorter arcs. I don’t break down “Dragon Ball Z” into mini-arcs like most people. To me “DBZ” is The “Saiyan” or “Vegeta”  Saga, the “Freeza” Saga, the “Cell” saga, and the “Buu” saga. This plus some filler covers nearly 300 episodes. At around 60 episodes “Dragonball Super” has had the same number of sagas plus filler. Another good thing is at least in the “Ressurection Of F” arc characters that aren’t “Goku” or “Vegeta” got to do something.

Then there’s the problems… Like “Pilaf”…. He’s never been funny or a good character. He’s a relic of time when “Dragon Ball” wasn’t popular. And yet he keeps returning… Over and over again to waste time that could go to fighting or something interesting.  Along with him is “Shu” and “Mai”.  “Mai” is a whole thing by herself because of all this weird stuff with her and “Trunks”.  To be clear this is woman that is older and his mother in a child’s body.  Then time travel gets involved and it gets weird for the opposite reason.  All this should really just stop.

Tomorrow a decision is made about Mr. Mystic’s position in The Revenge Squad. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #150 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors, Luscisous Trapp, Slowku, & Mr. Mystic On If Mr. Mystic Should Be Part Of The Revenge Squad

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #150 – The Minstrel, Ms. Majors, Luscisous Trapp,

Slowku, & Mr. Mystic On If Mr. Mystic Should Be Part Of The Revenge Squad

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Last week I said something about “DC Comics” having better comics right now than “Marvel”… After catching on some comics this weekend I have to amend that. I’m not saying “DC” isn’t winning necessarily but it’s WAY closer than I thought.  I caught up on “Infamous Iron Man” (where “Dr. Doom” takes “Iron Man’s” place and tries to be good) and that’s a damn good comic. Is worth going through “Secret Wars” and “Civil War II” to get here? Probably not, but still…

Also “Dragon Ball Super” premiered last Saturday here in the US. I’d been following it through fan-subtitled versions. I’m not an anime purist. I prefer dubs over subs mainly because I more “listen” than watch anything.  “Dragon Ball” is one of the few things I’ll watch subbed when the dub isn’t available.  In fact this whole thing brings me back to when I would watch “Dragonball Z” on the “International Channel”. No “subtitles”, faded colors, but completely unedited and it was a few episodes ahead of the American version.

Back to “Super”, I think I was up to like the 56th episode or something. Honestly it’s… Okay. It’s WAY better than “Dragon Ball GT” though. The whole things is kinda similar to what is going on with “Star Wars”. Sure there’s part of me that just wants more, but there’s the part of me that says “let it go”.  It’s a weird pre-sequel that pretty much contradicts the actual ending of “Dragon Ball Z”. Then there’s the fact that nearly 30 episodes are just the last 2 “Dragon Ball” movies (“Battle Of The Gods” & “Ressurection Of F”) with lots of filler. The first episode in particular is nothing but pointless filler… But it’s “Dragon Ball”. They can endlessly repackage, and remix it and I’ll probably be there.

Tomorrow we see a secret conversation that happened during this conversation.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations #149 – Freedom Female, Ms. Majors, Luscisous Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr, Mystic On Incompetence And Jealousy

Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations #149 – Freedom Female, Ms. Majors,

Luscisous Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr, Mystic On Incompetence And Jealousy

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This one actually tied into the Holiday Special comic from Monday.  Yep it’s in continunity…

Anyways “Civil War II” finally ended last week and… Wow…. What a waste of time and good art… The worst thing about “Marvel’s” crossovers is that they never really end they just shift into whatever the “new status quo” is.  This “new status quo” is especially bad. “The Hulk” is dead, “She Hulk” is more like “The Hulk” which is stupid and defeats the purpose of her character. “Iron Man” is off the table, and that scene was just painfully forced. “Cap” is STILL a “Hydra” agent (I thought they ended that after like 2 issues). Oh and the “Inhuman” kid who could predict the future is now some cosmic entitiy or something because “Inhumans” are IMPORTANT and always involved in everything. We get it “Marvel”. We get it!

“Marvel” may DESTROY “DC” when comes to movies and beat them by a lot at TV with the “Netflix” shows, but I gotta say I think “DC” might be winning with actual comics. To be clear this is pretty much only because one of the “Justice League” books is okay and “All Star Batman” is great.

That’s it’s for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #118 Special-Girl, Dr. Do, & Luscious Trapp On Favors & Debts (Censored)

 Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #118

Special-Girl, Dr. Do, & Luscious Trapp On Favors & Debts (Censored)

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The whole thing with Dr. Do owing Luscious money is based on a story where “Dr. Doom” owed “Luke Cage” money. You can check out a breakdown of that story here https://goo.gl/KLJ2CM .

Yesterday I talked about how one of the most fun things about doing these comics is making my version of “Supergirl” a drug addict.  Another thing that is fun about doing these comics is mixing “DC” and “Marvel” characters so I can have my drug addict “Supergirl” beg my verison of “Dr. Doom” to make the equivalent of “Red Kryptonite” for her.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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