Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, 

White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers (Censored)

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So how’d ya’ll like the “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”? It was a real plate spinning challenge, but also very satisfying to do. I had to do the today and Tuesday’s normal “Criminal And Crimefigter Conversations” comics well in advance to do the big anniversary hourly comics thing yesterday.
If you’ve been to my site you’ve probably noticed it was different last week and it was changed again this week.  Finally did some much needed overhauling to it. Right now it’s still basically a blog, but eventually (when I figure out exactly what I want to do and how) I want to turn it into a full on website. Overtime you’ll probably notice some changes like this to the comics as well. A few weeks ago I signed up at webcomics.com and MAN have I been learning a lot. Already well worth the $30 a year I paid. If you make webcomics I can’t recommend it enough.
Thanks to everyone like, shared, commented, retweeted, or just checked out this comics and followed the story in them. That’s it for this week. Next week we’re back with our regularly scheduled program with new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer, White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #160 – Muffina Winters, Jade Archer,

White Swallow, & Spiderous-Man On Being “Sore” Losers

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So how’d ya’ll like the “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”? It was a real plate spinning challenge, but also very satisfying to do. I had to do the today and Tuesday’s normal “Criminal And Crimefigter Conversations” comics well in advance to do the big anniversary hourly comics thing yesterday.  
If you’ve been to my site you’ve probably noticed it was different last week and it was changed again this week.  Finally did some much needed overhauling to it. Right now it’s still basically a blog, but eventually (when I figure out exactly what I want to do and how) I want to turn it into a full on website. Overtime you’ll probably notice some changes like this to the comics as well. A few weeks ago I signed up at webcomics.com and MAN have I been learning a lot. Already well worth the $30 a year I paid. If you make webcomics I can’t recommend it enough.
Thanks to everyone like, shared, commented, retweeted, or just checked out this comics and followed the story in them. That’s it for this week. Next week we’re back with our regularly scheduled program with new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” on Tuesday-Thursday. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex, & Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #159 – The Minstrel, Special-Girl, Apex,

& Quickie On Meetings & Tomorrow’s Big 24 Hourly Conversations Thing

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What’s Special-Girl up to? You’ll find out in tomorrow’s “Utterly Insane Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations 24 Hourly Comics Shebangabang”

So as I described last time tomorrow is hourly comic day and the 1st anniversary of this comic. Traditionally on hourly comics day people make a comic for every hour they are awake on the day.  Round here we do things different. There will be a (very much pre-made beforehand) comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day. On Instagram it won’t be quite hourly because I have can’t automate IG posts but they will be hourly on twitter (same name on there @rjoynesjr ) and on my site (http://bit.ly/qbninja ). At worst it’ll be one hell of train wreck to witness.

Brace yourselves folks this is gonna be a wild one… I know I am… See ya at midnight! Hope ya enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow, Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

 

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #158 – White Swallow,

Jade Archer, Q-boy, & Quickie On “Political Activism”

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So for those of you saying “give a Trump a chance” it’s now been a few days and he’s basically stopped the EPA from doing or saying anything, approved pipelines, and blamed millions of illegal immigrants voting for his losing the popular vote. Meanwhile they’re trying to get rid of all the almost universally approved of things in the Affordable Care Act. Is this enough of a chance yet?

So this comic is basically making fun of the early episodes of “Arrow” where Ollie was pretty much just a guy with a list who straight up murdered people with arrows.  The show became better as a whole, but it was kinda great in an insane way. Ollie would get his “Ninja Warrior” on doing that salmon latter thing and then go out a murder people who have “failed the city”. It actually sounds more like a “Batman” villain then any type of hero. Still, good times…

That’s it for this week. There will be new Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations next Tuesday-Thursday with Wednesday being the anniversary of the start of this whole comic with hourly comic day. To quickly explain hourly comic day is described by knowyourmeme.com as “an annual event that takes place on February 1st where participants draw one short comic for every hour that they awake”.

Last year I launched this comic on this day with a comic every hour from 12AM to 12AM the next day, and I’m going for it again this year. To be clear, traditionally people do their comics on the day and I certainly didn’t and am not doing that this year. These comic were and will be made in advance. So far I’ve written about 2/3 of it, and already its pretty nuts! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Luscious Trapp, & Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #157 – Special-Girl,  Q-boy,

Luscious Trapp,& Quickie On Kurupt, “Unsung”, “Dr. Oz”, & Eventually Trump

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All the protesting against Trump gives me hope. Maybe we’re not doomed. Maybe most people aren’t falling for this. All of this might be too late, but maybe not.

As I write this the comic isn’t done yet. This is one of the rare ones where I actually added more words than I originally planned. This one is so random and all over the place I tried to make sure I explained things pretty well.

So I watched the last episode of “Supergirl”, the much hyped “Supergirl Lives” directed by Kevin Smith. Someday I have get into a long post about Kev, but that’s definitely for another day. Will always love his early movies though. Anyways for episode with that title you’d expect something BIG to happen.  Yeah not so much. This episodes has the same problems the rest of this season has which are:

  • Wynn sucks. He really takes to another level in this one. Dude’s dead weight, cut him
  • Jimmy Olsen being “Guardian” is stupid
  • Jimmy hiding being “Guardian” from “Supergirl” is even stupider
  • Weak villains

Tomorrow Special-Girl and Luscious are swapped out for White Swallow and Jade Archer as they talk about “policital activism”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump (Censored)

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy, Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #156 – Special-Girl, Q-boy,

Apex, & Death Poll On Trump

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There’s this weird thing going on where people keep saying “Trump’s the president now we have to give him a chance”. Um… No, we’re Americans we don’t do that. Like I put into the comic we tear mercilessly at our leaders and that’s the good ones we actually like. The same people saying this never gave Obama a chance, and that’s not even getting into the fact Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million, is quite possibly being controlled by Putin, and appointed almost comically terrible people to his cabinet. This guy even lies about stuff that there is photo evidence of like the number of people at his inauguration. They’ll have to come up with some really big “alternative facts” to down play all the people protesting against him.

As for Steve Harvey… That was disappointing… I think he thought he was doing a good thing meeting with Trump. “Having a seat at the table” as he put it, but that table is only for billionaires.

Tomorrow we swap out Apex & Death Poll for Luscious Trapp & Quickie as the conversation goes all over the place then circles back to Trump. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #141 – The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #141 –

The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On

‘“Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

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I don’t know how to rate “Rogue One”. I found the 1st half of it really boring, and even with the more entertaining 2nd half I didn’t really care.  50% is a fail, right? But then it isn’t THAT bad.  But it’s not good either.  Okay it’s better than the prequels right? …Yeah… But I think I’d rather watch the prequels.

I think the ultimate problem is… This isn’t really a “Star Wars” movie. It has the setting, some characters, and a fun reference of two but it’s doesn’t have the “feel”. Say what you want about the prequels (and yes pretty much every criticism is valid), or “The Force Awakens” and it’s sticking VERY close to the formula (member’) they do “feel” like “Star Wars” films. This movie doesn’t. This movie is something else… In fact when it dovetails right into “A New Hope” at the end it feels jarring. Maybe that’s on purpose though. If so is that a mark for it or against it? Let’s go through the good and bad…

The Good

  • The blind dude kicked ass
  • It was cool to see land walkers in different settings
  • The droid was kinda funny
  • The references were nice
  • Overall good action in the 2nd half
  • “Vader” murking a bunch of dudes

The Bad

  • The characters weren’t memorable. (names are misspelled or not included to illustrate the point) “Rebel Girl” is “Jyn”, the main guy is “Cassian(sp?)”, the droid is “K-something”, literally can’t name anyone else
  • The blind dude was also kinda annoying with his constant mantra. Plus he’s just kind of a half-assed “Jedi”. Just have a “Jedi” that survived or don’t
  • The droid wasn’t THAT funny.  Guy’s becoming overrated already. He did like 3 pretty funny things
  • Too much moral gray which as a review I read pointed out just doesn’t work well in a “Star Wars” movie
  • Story didn’t need to be told (the fate of 99% of prequels)
  • Again 1st half = boring
  • 2nd half seems WAY too much like just a bunch of video game levels. I could literally see the missions, objectives, achievements unlocked, and places to use cover. (It takes 2 head shots to kill the “yellow Storm Troopers”, 5 for the “black”)
  • The realization that the whole movie could’ve been “Vader” murking dudes. Why are we following this dude in the white cape?!

I dunno. If you want a kinda grim “non-Star Wars feeling” “Star Wars” movie that really doesn’t matter at the end of the day then this is alright. It doesn’t add or take away anything from the original trilogy because I feels so foreign it doesn’t count.  This is truly a “Trump era” “Star Wars” movie. “Hope” is just a word said at the end referring to something else. The heroes “win”, but it doesn’t matter cuz’ we already know the “Death Star” is destroyed and they just make another one with the same weakness that is also destroyed. Then from “The Force Awakens” we know that despite everything the “Empire” just comes back with a different name and an even bigger weapon that again has basically the same weakness.  That’s when you realize that this is the cycle forever until they just destroy everything including themselves. Ya’ll ready to stop this cycle yet?

Tomorrow all these guys are back talking about “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew” some more. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #137 Succubus, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Why Succubus Voted For Trump

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #137

Succubus, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Why Succubus Voted For Trump

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I was a actually a whole day ahead of schedule until I got to this comic. For this one I wrote too much material and had to fight to squeeze what I could in. There’s a lot to be said about the economy and jobs and the minimum wage, but I’ll leave that for another day.

That’s it for this week. Check out new “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations” Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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