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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #50 The Minstrel On Bad Bio On The Mad Jester/ The Upcoming Movie With Her Character And Some Other Chicks

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #50

The Minstrel On Bad Bio On The Mad Jester/

The Upcoming Movie With Her Character And Some Other Chicks

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Wow hard to believe I already posted 50 of these!  The first part of this comic is about the idea dropped in “Rebirth” that the “Joker” is actually 3 people.  I actually read “Rebirth #1” and it was kinda unclear as Batman said something about “he doesn’t know what that means”.  Nice backdoor way to cop out.  Good thing it’s there because its REALLY bad idea!  Like “revealing “Wolverine’s” origin” bad!  The “Joker’s” identity should always remain a mystery because anything you come up with is going to be disappointing.

Let’s talk about “Rebirth#1” for a sec.  (Spoilers)

Here’s the thing, the comic actually tries and it at least seems to be coming at things from the right place, but kinda like with “The Flash” finale I talked about yesterday it tries to “have it’s cake and eat it too”. So Wally West is back, but they want to keep the black Wally West they made up too.  I get that they don’t want to piss anyone off, but now they’re saying this one family has 2 guys named Wally West in it that are BOTH speedsters!  Get the hell outta here! Honestly what DC really should do is just admit that the new 52 was a mistake and take everything back to what it was before.  Instead this comic tries to pass the buck on “Watchmen”.  Yes “Watchmen” took away the “hope” and “legacy” and “love” and “sunshine” and “rainbows” and whatever else is good in the DC Universe.  This is total BS.  And as I said before the “Watchmen” characters should never be used.  (end spoilers)

The second part is about this female-led movie that “Harley Quinn” is suppose to be in after “Suicide Squad”.  Seems WAY too early to be jumping up and down about it, but okay…  That’s it for this week.  See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”! Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #49 Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On Quickie’s Show’s Season Finale & More Bad Bios (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #49

Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On Quickie’s Show’s Season Finale & More Bad Bios (Censored)

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Did ya’ll see the finale to “The Flash” last night?  It was…. I dunno… Most of this season there was something about the show I couldn’t put my finger on that just wasn’t right.  In fact its several things.  First is the non-sense science. Of course there’s going to be some in a show like this but I think it’s gone off the rails.  The past remnants or whatever (and being able to kill them) being one of the biggest ones.  Then there just this sense that the same things are happening over and over again.  “Zoom” just isn’t different enough from “Reverse Flash”.  The whole he’s a father like mentor who turns on him and is actually his enemy.  This person kills one of his parents in the house he grew up in , etc.

Then there’s the finale itself (spoilers ahead so you may wanna skip this paragraph if you haven’t watch “The Flash” yet).

The episode tried to “have it’s cake and eat it too” a few times.  They try to to make a big deal out of the fact that a past remnant of “The Flash” sacrifices himself (with a nice nod to “Crisis” though), but it just doesn’t work.  Barry’s fine, he standing right there.  Then maybe I missed something but why did “Zoom” want to destroy the multi-verse? Last time I checked he wanted to rule other Earths. Then last episode Zoom killed Barry’s dad, but wait the man in the mask his dopplegagger AND the real Jay Garrick.  Really?!  Then there’s Iris.  So after all this Barry’s like “we can’t date cuz’ I need to find myself” or something.  Look I can buy the Speed Force, time travel, and multiple universes, but saying you’re not gonna be with a chick THIS hot that you’ve been pining after pretty much your whole life cuz’ “you need to find yourself” I can’t.  Way beyond suspension of disbelief.  Oh and we end with Flash going back in time to the day his mom died (again!) and this time saving her. Which will almost certainly create a “Flashpoint”-like dystopian world so he’ll have to go back (AGAIN!) and reverse it. Maybe he’ll change things so “Supergirl” is in the “Arrow-verse” though which would be cool at least.

(end spoilers)

So back to DC’s “Rebirth” event one of the main things happening in it is the return of Wally West.  Gotta say Wally West in my Flash.  Oh yeah and the kid who plays him on the show really sucks.  I forgot to mention that. Anyways Wally is back, but it looks like he’s gonna be “Kid Flash” or some other not-quite-The-Flash.  That kinda sucks.  Enough of this, tomorrow “The Minstrel” discusses some rumors about “The Mad Jester” and some female-led movie her character is suppose to star in. Hope you enjoy and see ya tomorrow!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #49 Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On Quickie’s Show’s Season Finale & More Bad Bios

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #49

Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On Quickie’s Show’s Season Finale & More Bad Bios

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Did ya’ll see the finale to “The Flash” last night?  It was…. I dunno… Most of this season there was something about the show I couldn’t put my finger on that just wasn’t right.  In fact its several things.  First is the non-sense science. Of course there’s going to be some in a show like this but I think it’s gone off the rails.  The past remnants or whatever (and being able to kill them) being one of the biggest ones.  Then there just this sense that the same things are happening over and over again.  “Zoom” just isn’t different enough from “Reverse Flash”.  The whole he’s a father like mentor who turns on him and is actually his enemy.  This person kills one of his parents in the house he grew up in , etc.

Then there’s the finale itself (spoilers ahead so you may wanna skip this paragraph if you haven’t watch “The Flash” yet).

The episode tried to “have it’s cake and eat it too” a few times.  They try to to make a big deal out of the fact that a past remnant of “The Flash” sacrifices himself (with a nice nod to “Crisis” though), but it just doesn’t work.  Barry’s fine, he standing right there.  Then maybe I missed something but why did “Zoom” want to destroy the multi-verse? Last time I checked he wanted to rule other Earths. Then last episode Zoom killed Barry’s dad, but wait the man in the mask his dopplegagger AND the real Jay Garrick.  Really?!  Then there’s Iris.  So after all this Barry’s like “we can’t date cuz’ I need to find myself” or something.  Look I can buy the Speed Force, time travel, and multiple universes, but saying you’re not gonna be with a chick THIS hot that you’ve been pining after pretty much your whole life cuz’ “you need to find yourself” I can’t.  Way beyond suspension of disbelief.  Oh and we end with Flash going back in time to the day his mom died (again!) and this time saving her. Which will almost certainly create a “Flashpoint”-like dystopian world so he’ll have to go back (AGAIN!) and reverse it. Maybe he’ll change things so “Supergirl” is in the “Arrow-verse” though which would be cool at least.

(end spoilers)

So back to DC’s “Rebirth” event one of the main things happening in it is the return of Wally West.  Gotta say Wally West in my Flash.  Oh yeah and the kid who plays him on the show really sucks.  I forgot to mention that. Anyways Wally is back, but it looks like he’s gonna be “Kid Flash” or some other not-quite-The-Flash.  That kinda sucks.  Enough of this, tomorrow “The Minstrel” discusses some rumors about “The Mad Jester” and some female-led movie her character is suppose to star in. Hope you enjoy and see ya tomorrow!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #46 Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Their Shows And Their Shared Network (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #46

Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Their Shows And Their Shared Network (Censored)

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If you’re asking what “Pepe the frog” and “frog on a unicycle” are… I honestly don’t really know. In fact I didn’t know the “crying frog” was named Pepe for some reason for the longest time. Where did they come from? What do they really mean? No clue… But they are memes I see (especially on Instagram) and some of them are pretty funny. Also I don’t know who “Young Metro” is or about his trust issues. I wonder if this is what people who don’t comics feel when watching comic book movies.  Enjoying it but feeling like you’re missing something. Gee hope that isn’t how it feels to read these comics… Moving on…

So the big “Agents Of Shield” finale was last night. It sucked like almost every episode does.  A different person died than I thought but that person barely counts. Tomorrow we’ll hear from The Smasher, General Magnetic, and Dr. Do talk about our secret group of heroes from Monday’s comic.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #46 Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Their Shows And Their Shared Network

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #46

Muffina Winters, Special-Girl, & Quickie On Their Shows And Their Shared Network

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If you’re asking what “Pepe the frog” and “frog on a unicycle” are… I honestly don’t really know. In fact I didn’t know the “crying frog” was named Pepe for some reason for the longest time. Where did they come from? What do they really mean? No clue… But they are memes I see (especially on Instagram) and some of them are pretty funny. Also I don’t know who “Young Metro” is or about his trust issues. I wonder if this is what people who don’t comics feel when watching comic book movies.  Enjoying it but feeling like you’re missing something. Gee hope that isn’t how it feels to read these comics… Moving on…

So the big “Agents Of Shield” finale was last night. It sucked like almost every episode does.  A different person died than I thought but that person barely counts. Tomorrow we’ll hear from The Smasher, General Magnetic, and Dr. Do talk about our secret group of heroes from Monday’s comic.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #43 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Special-Girl & Quickie Wanting To Defect (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #43

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Special-Girl & Quickie Wanting To Defect (Censored)

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I still can’t wrap my head around why DC has a different “Flash” for the movies.  Or why they won’t just use the “Arrowverse” as the basis for all their live-action stuff. Seem like such a wasted opportunity.

On a completely unrelated topic so far the early review for “X-men: Apocalypse” are bad.  I really had hopes for this one.  Also word is the next “X-men” movie is suppose to take place in the 90’s.  Okay we’ve had a whole “past trilogy”.  Let’s get to present day again already!  Whether “Apocalypse” is good or bad I think is time for Bryan Singer to do something else.  I think its time for a reboot for “X-men”.  Really its time for “X-men” to come home to Marvel.

Tomorrow we meet The Innovator and Proud Lion as they talk with The Good Knight about “America-Man: Civil Unrest” and some other stuff. Hope you enjoy, and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #43 Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Special-Girl & Quickie Wanting To Defect

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #43

Special-Girl, Spiderous-Man, & Quickie On Special-Girl & Quickie Wanting To Defect

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I still can’t wrap my head around why DC has a different “Flash” for the movies.  Or why they won’t just use the “Arrowverse” as the basis for all their live-action stuff. Seem like such a wasted opportunity.

On a completely unrelated topic so far the early review for “X-men: Apocalypse” are bad.  I really had hopes for this one.  Also word is the next “X-men” movie is suppose to take place in the 90’s.  Okay we’ve had a whole “past trilogy”.  Let’s get to present day again already!  Whether “Apocalypse” is good or bad I think is time for Bryan Singer to do something else.  I think its time for a reboot for “X-men”.  Really its time for “X-men” to come home to Marvel.

Tomorrow we meet The Innovator and Proud Lion as they talk with The Good Knight about “America-Man: Civil Unrest” and some other stuff. Hope you enjoy, and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #40 Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On A Version Of White Swallow’s Character Appearing On Quickie’s Show/ Season 2 Of Special-Girl (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #40

Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On A Version Of White Swallow’s

Character Appearing On Quickie’s Show/ Season 2 Of Special-Girl  (Censored)

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I kinda messed up here. I thought yesterday’s episode of “The Flash” was the one where another version of “Black Canary” was suppose to appear but that episode is in 2 weeks.  Oh well…

So can they renew “Supergirl” for another season already? It not the greatest show ever, but it’s better than pretty much everything else on CBS.  Otherwise I’m going to have find some other show to watch on Mondays that isn’t “Gotham”.  It’s funny a friend of mine still watches it and tell me about because he won’t stop watching it for some reason.  It sounds dumber and dumber by the second.

Tomorrow Succubus, Red Witch, and Drizzle discuss the possibility of The Fresh-Men and The Revenge Squad being in the same movie. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #40 Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On A Version Of White Swallow’s Character Appearing On Quickie’s Show/ Season 2 Of Special-Girl

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #40

Special-Girl, White Swallow, & Quickie On A Version Of White Swallow’s

Character Appearing On Quickie’s Show/ Season 2 Of Special-Girl

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I kinda messed up here. I thought yesterday’s episode of “The Flash” was the one where another version of “Black Canary” was suppose to appear but that episode is in 2 weeks.  Oh well…

So can they renew “Supergirl” for another season already? It not the greatest show ever, but it’s better than pretty much everything else on CBS.  Otherwise I’m going to have find some other show to watch on Mondays that isn’t “Gotham”.  It’s funny a friend of mine still watches it and tell me about because he won’t stop watching it for some reason.  It sounds dumber and dumber by the second.

Tomorrow Succubus, Red Witch, and Drizzle discuss the possibility of The Fresh-Men and The Revenge Squad being in the same movie. See ya then and hope you enjoy!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #39 Frag Count & America-Man On Frag Count’s TV Show (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #39

Frag Count & America-Man On Frag Count’s TV Show (Censored)

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Marvel gets it.  It’s just that simple. They played coy with us for a while but we’re getting the “Punisher” show.  They give us a taste of something awesome and then give us more of it.  DC seems to have the opposite approach… We saw “Man Of Steel” and were like:

“Um we like the action… Like good job on that, but um… The movie seems kinda dark and gloomy… Which is odd for a Superman movie.  Also Superman’s folks should encourage him to save people cuz’ that’s kinda the whole point of Superman… See he’s like a God but he’s a hero because of the people that raised him.  And again the 20 minutes of action were great but there a lot of really boring stuff… Also Superman probably should actually save people and shouldn’t kill people. Especially not in his first adventure… And if he does have to kill… It has to be a really big deal…. In fact you guys should really start over.  Ya know you got this show “Arrow” that people like… You should base your movies in that universe.  And you know how Marvel has the little scenes after the credits. We really like those.”

DC replied with the giant “Eff you!” that is “Batman V Superman”.  “Oh you didn’t like our Superman movie, well we’re gonna screw up Batman too! And for complaining here our Lex Luthor! Now take this movie and like or you don’t even want to know we’ll do to Wonder Woman”.

“You know you already have a Flash people really like…. Nevermind”.

So anyways “Civil War” comes out this week. And wow does it look good. And the reviews are even better. People are saying it’s the best comic book movie yet.  Can it possibly dethrown “The Dark Knight” as the best comic book movie?  I hope to find out on Saturday.  Tomorrow (unless plans change) Special-Girl, White Swallow, and Quickie talk about an appearance on Quickie’s TV show.  Hope you enjoy, and see ya then!

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