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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher (Censored)

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102 Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #102

Succubus, Death Poll & Drizzle On The Exception Cypher

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With this one I actually had to cut out a decent amount so everything would fit. Here’s the stuff that got cut:

  • Originally Succubus and Drizzle give more of an introduction
  • Drizzle started her part say “let me start off with these jealous bitches…”
  • After “til’ that thunder hits you” Death Poll said “ooooh!”. I really wanted this but it took up too much space
  • Succubus started her part with “Or break ya fuckin’ arm for challenging/ Call that shit, “Southern Hospitality”/”
  • Succubus ended her part with “Look this shit can get ugly n’ grizzly, so hon please assist/ Shut the fuck up! I’m country n’ Drizz be-/
  • Then Drizzle had a whole other part where she says “”Lightning in a bottle”, so hood n’ so nuts/ My girl say’s it best-/ Then Succubus says “Look but don’t touch/”

In case you don’t get the “granny’s peach flavor” part it’s referring to “granny’s peach tea” from “Batman V Superman”.  If you didn’t see the movie it’s pee.

Tomorrow Nodachi, J-Pop, & Mental Assassin have an Asian girls cypher. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers (Censored)

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Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four) (Censored)

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So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors) (Censored)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100C

The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad) (Censored)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin’” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Censored)

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A-D The 100th Conversation Cyphers

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100A

Q-girl, Q-boy, & Slowku On The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team Q-four)ccc-100a-qgirlqboyslowku

So this 100th comic is in 4 parts. This is the first part. For each of these I’ll explain some references people may not know

“Bangin’ The Wench” = Reference to “Batgirl” having sex with “Batman” in the direct to DVD movie “Batman: The Killing Joke”.

“Baby mama’s a terrorist” = Reference to “Batman” having a child (current “Robin” “Damian Wayne”) with “Talia Al Ghul”

“Ain’t no such thing as half way crooks” = Famous line from “Shook Ones (Part II)” by “Mobb Deep. Also a big part of the “Eminem” movie “8 Mile” when he quotes the line from the song while rhyming to the “Shook One” instrumental in his final battle against “Papa Doc”

John Hein/”Hit em’ with the hein”= Howard Stern show reference. A lot to explain but the short version is describing someone who has low energy

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100B

Special-Man, Freedom Female, & The Good Knight On

The 100th Conversation Cypher (Team World Protectors)

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“Blame some blue guy” = Reference to how “DC’s” event “Rebirth” seems to blame the “darkness” of “DC’s” universe on “Dr. Manhattan” from “Watchmen” altering things/

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100C

The Innovator, America-Man, & The Smasher The

100th Conversation Cypher (Team Revenge Squad)

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“Call me a Nazi” = Reference to all the “HydraCap” nonsense that was going on where in the current “Captain America” comic he was altered to think he’s a “Hydra” agent and people were being total rubes and calling him a Nazi.

“Me n’ Ms. Majors fightin'” = Reference to “Civil War II” where “Iron Man” and “Captain Marvel” are fighting over some “Inhuman” kid that can predict the future and whether to use him or not

“The Smasher was dead” = Reference to “The Hulk” being killed by “Hawkeye” in “Civil War II”

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #100D

Special-Girl & Muffina Winters On The 100th Conversation Cypher

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“Papa Doc” = Mentioned  before but he’s the guy Eminem battles at the end of “8 Mile”. The battle begins with a coin toss to see who goes first and he says “let that bitch go first”. Played “Anthony Mackie” aka “The Falcon” in “Marvel movies.

“Lynda Carter” = Played “Wonder Woman” in the 70’s TV Show. Obviously pre-dating “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”.

“Originator of musical episodes” = The “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” episode “One More Time With Feeling” seemed to popularize TV shows doing musical episodes with varying results. “Supergirl” is suppose to have a musical crossover with “The Flash” next season.

“Angel” & “Spike” = “Buffy’s” vampire love interests.  Usually wouldn’t use “real life” names (and in this comic’s context it kinda doesn’t make sense) but I couldn’t resist using this line

It’s been great giving you these first 100 comics. To 100 more and way beyond.  Thanks to everyone who liked, retweeted, commented, shared, and just read these. I appreciate it more than you can know. See ya next Tuesday-Thursday for more “Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #99 The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Muffina Winters On Beef (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #99

The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Muffina Winters On Beef (Censored)

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Beef really has lead to some great music.  That’s pretty much undeniable. Battling and dissing is just part of rap.  Rap is more like a sport than other forms of music, and sometimes it’s a blood sport. People want to be good singers or great singers, and if someone wants to be the best singer it isn’t by actually proving you’re better by humiliating the competition.  Singers might not like each other and they might go at each other in a VERY subliminal way, but it’s nothing like a rap battle.

But you know what’s weird? John Lennon made a diss track. A guy all about peace and love made diss track, and he goes in on Paul McCartney.

Tomorrow is our 100th Conversation special! I’ll just say it’s going to be crazy and leave it at that… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #99 The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Muffina Winters On Beef

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #99

The Minstrel, Q-boy, & Muffina Winters On Beef

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Beef really has lead to some great music.  That’s pretty much undeniable. Battling and dissing is just part of rap.  Rap is more like a sport than other forms of music, and sometimes it’s a blood sport. People want to be good singers or great singers, and if someone wants to be the best singer it isn’t by actually proving you’re better by humiliating the competition.  Singers might not like each other and they might go at each other in a VERY subliminal way, but it’s nothing like a rap battle.

But you know what’s weird? John Lennon made a diss track. A guy all about peace and love made diss track, and he goes in on Paul McCartney.

Tomorrow is our 100th Conversation special! I’ll just say it’s going to be crazy and leave it at that… Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61 Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61

Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time (Censored)

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If you watched the last episode of the last of this last season of “The Flash” you saw the he went back and stopped his mom’s murder.  In the comics this lead to the “Flashpoint” event where a very dark alternate timeline is created in “DC Comics”. All this lead directly into the “New 52”.  With all this said, yesterday Grant Gustin (the actor that plays “The Flash” if you didn’t know) tweeted out that the title of the first episode of the next season of “The Flash” will be “Flashpoint”.  So yeah something that was very obvious if you read the comic was proven true.  I’m curious how they’re going to do “Flashpoint” as it seems like almost all the major characters are off limits for TV.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Pussy Whip discuss the possibility of there being 3 different people who are the villain known as The Mad Jester. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61 Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #61

Quickie On The Dangers Of Altering Time

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If you watched the last episode of the last of this last season of “The Flash” you saw the he went back and stopped his mom’s murder.  In the comics this lead to the “Flashpoint” event where a very dark alternate timeline is created in “DC Comics”. All this lead directly into the “New 52”.  With all this said, yesterday Grant Gustin (the actor that plays “The Flash” if you didn’t know) tweeted out that the title of the first episode of the next season of “The Flash” will be “Flashpoint”.  So yeah something that was very obvious if you read the comic was proven true.  I’m curious how they’re going to do “Flashpoint” as it seems like almost all the major characters are off limits for TV.

Tomorrow The Minstrel and Pussy Whip discuss the possibility of there being 3 different people who are the villain known as The Mad Jester. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #35 Headmaster Fresh, Death Poll, & Headmistress On Dying And Coming Back / Being Immortal (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #35

Headmaster Fresh, Death Poll, & Headmistress On Dying And Coming Back / Being Immortal (Censored)

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So did ya’ll catch the new “X-men: Apocalyspe” trailer yesterday? So far it’s looking pretty good.  We might finally have a truly great X-men.  Honestly I was pretty disappointed with “Days Of Future Past”.  It’s not a bad movie but it’s kind of an “ugly shot that barely makes it in the basket” when it so easily should have been a “slam dunk”. Say what want about “X-men 3” (which gets way too much hate imo) but at least there’s a “fastball special” and “Wolverine” slices up a Sentinel. Both of which somehow don’t happen in “Days Of Future Past”.

Oh yeah I hear Beyonce dropped a little thing called “Lemonade”.  Wow that was nuts! I dunno I didn’t get most of it and didn’t like most of the songs… Anyways that was one crazy hour of TV…

If I don’t change my plans because something happens in comics that I want to cover this week tomorrow we’ll see Special-Girl, Q-boy, and Quickie talking about famous people dieing and reincarnation.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com

Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #35 Headmaster Fresh, Death Poll, & Headmistress On Dying And Coming Back / Being Immortal

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #35

Headmaster Fresh, Death Poll, & Headmistress On Dying And Coming Back / Being Immortal

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So did ya’ll catch the new “X-men: Apocalyspe” trailer yesterday? So far it’s looking pretty good.  We might finally have a truly great X-men.  Honestly I was pretty disappointed with “Days Of Future Past”.  It’s not a bad movie but it’s kind of an “ugly shot that barely makes it in the basket” when it so easily should have been a “slam dunk”. Say what want about “X-men 3” (which gets way too much hate imo) but at least there’s a “fastball special” and “Wolverine” slices up a Sentinel. Both of which somehow don’t happen in “Days Of Future Past”.

Oh yeah I hear Beyonce dropped a little thing called “Lemonade”.  Wow that was nuts! I dunno I didn’t get most of it and didn’t like most of the songs… Anyways that was one crazy hour of TV…

If I don’t change my plans because something happens in comics that I want to cover this week tomorrow we’ll see Special-Girl, Q-boy, and Quickie talking about famous people dieing and reincarnation.  Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

Twitter, IG, Flipagram: @rjoynesjr

rjoynesjr@gmail.com