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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #154 – Ms. Majors, Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On …Eventually They Get To Obama

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #154 – Ms. Majors,

Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On …Eventually They Get To Obama

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Two things keep ringing in my head. “The cycle” and “learning the wrong lesson”.  As much as I hope we’ll break this cycle of voting in one party for 8 years then voting in the other I really don’t see us breaking it. I’m still seeing too many people blaming the wrong people. The lesson to learn is VOTE. The one glimmer of light in this election is that it proved there’s a lot more of us than them. If this is even kind of a democracy (and it’s quite possible it soon might not be) if we come out we win.  We can argue about the specifics later.

I’ll go ahead and say it. Obama is easily the best president of my lifetime, and Bill Clinton was a damn good president. Clinton was president in a time of relative peace and when the economy was almost certainly going to be good due to the internet boom though.  Obama inherited 2 wars and a near Great Depression. Another thing I’ll miss about Obama is not being embarrassed by the president. That really sucked under Bush and with Trump it’s already so much worse.

Tomorrow we swap out Ms. Majors for Succubus as they talk more “Scandal” and Obama. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #153 – Ms. Majors, Drizzle, & Luscious Trapp On “Scandal” And Other Stuff

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #153 – Ms. Majors, Drizzle, &

Luscious Trapp On “Scandal” And Other Stuff

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This is it. Like for real no joke. Obama is gone after Thursday and Trump is the Goddamn president. There isn’t going to be any last minute save. The “rebels won’t come through with the plans”. This is it. Seriously, what’s the best case scenario? Our country just being an embarrassment until Trump’s impeached?

It still doesn’t feel real. There’d be a sadness to this week even if Hillary had won, but this is something else. The thing is though, through it all Obama himself still seems to have faith in us. He has no reason to. We failed him at pretty much every mid-term election, and we failed to hold on to his legacy. But still he has faith in us, he still has hope. The whole hope thing isn’t BS with him. That might be the thing I like best about him. That he was almost always steady and calm. Nothing was ever unfixable, a defeat was always temporary, a challenge was never impossible.

Okay more about Obama later this week on to this actual comic. So I originally thought “Scandal” started this week, but it’s actually next week. It’s a damn good show. Parts of the last few seasons have gotten ridiculous but other parts always keep it interesting enough that it’s worth watching. If you never watched it I highly recommend it.

Tomorrow these 3 return to talk about “Scandal” and maybe Obama a bit. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #146 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic On… Mostly Nonsense

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #146 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip,

Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic On… Mostly Nonsense

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Before I start strangely enough I got likes for the last two comics on Twitter from R&B singer Rapheal Saadiq of all people. Man I’m curious to know how he stumbled on to this comic of all things.

Anyways unless plans drastically change this will be the last one these comics for this year. It’s been too much fun making these comics. It’s been one dark crazy messed-up year and I just hope these dark crazy messed-up comics sometimes made a few minutes of it a little more bearable. To of all you who liked, retweeted, shared, or just read these comics this year I appreciated it more than you can know.

After posting the first page of the special holiday comic on Christmas day I’m still working on the rest.  I’ll try to get it out by New Years. With all that said, I hope you all have a great New Years and I’ll see ya next year (to be clear by “next year” I mean next week). As always, hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversatione #145 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic… The Plan Was To Recap 2016 (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversatione #145 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip,

Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic… The Plan Was To Recap 2016 (Censored)

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When I started this comic I intended for each comic to feature 1 person. Then during the second week the “Deadpool” movie came out and I decided that my version of him “Death Poll” would pop in on each comic. I thought it was gonna be for that week only. Then during the big “Flash/Supergirl” TV crossover I did a special comic with their counterparts “Special-Girl and Quickie”. Almost immediately 3 characters were regularly featured.  In the last few months 4 characters started showing up. I literally didn’t think anymore could fit into one comic… This week has 5 characters in every comic.  Crazy how things change…

It took me awhile to figure out what I wanted to do this week.  Was it gonna be yet another “2016 was the worst year ever thing”, or something saying it wasn’t the worst year ever, or something saying it was but it was our fault… On Christmas night I was gonna try to stay up and write these but I was tired to instead took a nap. I woke back up around 2 and pretty soon an idea struck me… We deserved an alternate ending…Strangely enough the that idea came from the song by Horseshoe Gang (they are this DOPE ass group  of 4 dudes and I think 2 of them are Crooked I’s little brothers. Crooked I is the west coast dude in Slaughterhouse) called “Alternate Ending” where they took “Brenda’s” Got A Baby” and gave it happier ending. I just felt like that part in “The Dark Knight” “people deserve to have their faith rewarded”.

Tomorrow Lou, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic are joined by Freedom Female and Pussy Whip discuss who might’ve have started that rumor about The Minstrel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversatione #145 – Freedom Female, Pussy Whip, Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic… The Plan Was To Recap 2016

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversatione #145 – Freedom Female,

Pussy Whip,Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic… The Plan Was To Recap 2016   

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It really does suck that Carrie Fisher died. Mainly because the thought that she lived through the heart attack she had was a glimmer of hope. For a second we thought “2016 was tough but it couldn’t kill “Princess Leia””… but then it did. Carrie Fisher played an iconic character as “Princess Leia”, she was in a classic episode of “30 Rock”, and she was in “Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back”.  That’s more than enough to gain our undying respect in my book. Also she seemed like a pretty cool lady.

I know this is too much to ask, but please hear me out… Can we stop with “Star Wars” movies now? I know they already started on “Episode VIII” so let’s just do this one and wrap it up. Cuz’ now they gotta awkwardly write around “Leia” or kill off the character as well.  That’s too much.  So “Disney” we know you paid A LOT of money on “Star Wars” and expect a big return on that investment. So I have a proposal. You make animated movies of stuff like “Dark Empire” which will be MUCH cheaper and we’ll all promise to go to the theatre just like a live-action movies. You’ll make even more money and we’ll all be happier. Just consider it.

Tomorrow all these guys are back talking about the rumor about The Minstrel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

RIP Carrie Fisher

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #144 – The Minstrel, Crimson Matroyshaka, Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man & Mr. Mystic On… It Was Suppose To Be About 2016

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #144 – The Minstrel, Crimson Matroyshaka,

Luscious Trapp, Spiderous-Man & Mr. Mystic On… It Was Suppose To Be About 2016

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When I started this comic I intended for each comic to feature 1 person. Then during the second week the “Deadpool” movie came out and I decided that my version of him “Death Poll” would pop in on each comic. I thought it was gonna be for that week only. Then during the big “Flash/Supergirl” TV crossover I did a special comic with their counterparts “Special-Girl and Quickie”. Almost immediately 3 characters were regularly featured.  In the last few months 4 characters started showing up. I literally didn’t think anymore could fit into one comic… This week has 5 characters in every comic.  Crazy how things change…

It took me awhile to figure out what I wanted to do this week.  Was it gonna be yet another “2016 was the worst year ever thing”, or something saying it wasn’t the worst year ever, or something saying it was but it was our fault… On Christmas night I was gonna try to stay up and write these but I was tired to instead took a nap. I woke back up around 2 and pretty soon an idea struck me… We deserved an alternate ending…Strangely enough the that idea came from the song by Horseshoe Gang (they are this DOPE ass group  of 4 dudes and I think 2 of them are Crooked I’s little brothers. Crooked I is the west coast dude in Slaughterhouse) called “Alternate Ending” where they took “Brenda’s” Got A Baby” and gave it happier ending. I just felt like that part in “The Dark Knight” “people deserve to have their faith rewarded”.

Tomorrow Lou, Spiderous-Man, & Mr. Mystic are joined by Freedom Female and Pussy Whip discuss who might’ve have started that rumor about The Minstrel. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations 142 – The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man On “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

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Criminal And Crimefigher Conversations 142 –

The Minstrel, Mr. Mystic, Luscious Trapp, & Spiderous-Man

On “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl And Her Crew”

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George Lucas had it right from the very beginning. You had to start with “Episode IV”. The original trilogy is the story that mattered. Because “Star Wars” is about the hero’s journey of “Luke Skywalker” and maybe even moreso the redemption of “Han Solo”.  When you really think about it “Han” is the real hero of these movies. “Luke” joins the rebels because the plot gives him no other choice. His aunt and Uncle are dead and his home it burnt to a crisp (and as I mentioned before I think “Obi-Wan” knew that was going to happen and saw that as the only way he could start training “Luke”. Which is all kinds of messed-up). So he goes with the old man who at least seems to know his dad.

“Han” on the other hand not only really chooses to be a hero, but does so at great risk due to the bounty on his head. Sure you can chalk some of that up to him really wanting to bang “Leia” but still. He also saves the main competitor for her affection more than once again at great risk to himself.  He also does this with no powers, no teachers, and no personal stakes in the fight. He also pays the price for it by being tortured and frozen for several years.  That’s a good dude…

Tomorrow still more with these guy as the talk about “Space Saga Side Story: Rebel Girl & Her Crew”. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #133 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Who Quickie & Hell’s Hunter Voted For (Censored)

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #133

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Who Quickie & Hell’s Hunter Voted For (Censored)

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I’m very tired so I’m going to try and keep this short. There’s been a lot of talk about what Hilary or the Democratic party did wrong during this election.  I think this is a mistake. As I mentioned before I think this is more about “the cycle” where every 8 years we switch from one party to the opposite. Simply put, when we come out and vote we win. When we don’t we don’t.

Tomorrow Lous and Mr. Mystic talk to Proud Lion about a job he had. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #133 Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Who Quickie & Hell’s Hunter Voted For

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #133

Quickie, Hell’s Hunter, Luscious Trapp, & Mr. Mystic On Who Quickie & Hell’s Hunter Voted For

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I’m very tired so I’m going to try and keep this short. There’s been a lot of talk about what Hilary or the Democratic party did wrong during this election.  I think this is a mistake. As I mentioned before I think this is more about “the cycle” where every 8 years we switch from one party to the opposite. Simply put, when we come out and vote we win. When we don’t we don’t.

Tomorrow Lous and Mr. Mystic talk to Proud Lion about a job he had. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #132 Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Who Voted For Who

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Criminal And Crimefighter Conversations #132

Special-Girl, Mr. Mystic, & Luscious Trapp On Who Voted For Who

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Let’s talk about some pretty unrelated comics. “Civil War II” 7 came out last week and I saw a pretty glowing review of it on CBR.com. Supposedly, this issue was suppose to turn the whole thing around (Note: SPOILERS AHEAD)… Nah, son.  This series is just dumb.  It starts with the guy that can predict the future that everyone is fighting over suddenly being about to actually go to the future/other realities and he’s in the “Old Man Logan” world. Starting off with “Inhumans” and “Old Man Logan” that’s 2 big minuses in my book. The guy talks to “Old Man Logan” and he’s a dick to the guy and won’t answer his questions. “Logan” then says something like “Stark pushes her to far” or something. This part feels like it’s they just needed to add pages. Then we pick up from last time where it was predicted that “Miles Morales” kills “Captain America”. So naturally everyone involved does whatever they can so that doesn’t happen. Oh wait no “Miles” and “Cap” meetup right where this is suppose to happen “to prove that it won’t happen”. “Captain Marvel” once again being reasonable and fair calls off cops from taking “Miles” in and tries to get “Miles” away so he doesn’t end up somehow killing “Captain America”. Then “Iron Man” attacks her in some “Hulkbuster” version of “War Machine’s” armor. Then it looks like “Captain Marvel” kills “Iron Man”. Dumb!

“Death Of X” 4 also came out. The whole series comes down to this. “Cyclops” is dead and his death is lamer than the death most people think he had. Also the “Inhumans” aren’t just terrible character their terrible people as they actually fight the “X-men” so they can’t stop this cloud that’s killing them because it creates more “Inhumans”. Dumb!

Tomorrow Lou and Mystic see who Quickie and Hell’s Hunter voted for. Hope you enjoy and see ya then!

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